Cow Riding Fail, Seattle Cop Punches Woman, Megan Fox is Engaged, Halle Berry is Bending Over, GUNS N ROSES keyboard player falls, New PAPA ROACH music, Violet and Iron Man, Annette Schwarz is filthy, Dasha Astafieva is a proud Ukrainian

Yeehaw! It's Hump Day, cowboy! So find yourself a cute li'l cowgirl and do some humping

So what if she's got a fella? she's a free spirit, and he's passed out. Go enjoy yourself and have an affair.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)

Man Rides Cow. Lasts Fifteen Seconds Before falling off:

All Dreams of becoming a Cowboy are lost forever.

You'd think with all the camera phones surrounding this little scuffle in Seattle...

The cop would have exercised some restraint. Right or Wrong, just hold back a little so there's not so much footage, ya know?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Megan Fox is Engaged. Again. (WWTDD)

Oh boy, Megan Fox is Naked. Again.


Halle Berry Has a Swell Camel Toe (Drunken Stepfather)

Not that she's known for subtlety...considering we've lost count how many times she's been totally nekkid on camera

Jayna Oso is Oh-So-Sexy (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Lee Unkrich, Director of TOY STORY 3 (Bullz-Eye)

The Vuvuzela - The Ultimate Online Guide to the Real Star of World Cup 2010 (URLesque)

Space Race 2020: USA vs. Adorable Robots (UPROXX)

Capri Anderson is as clean as a whistle, but still feels the need to shower. Good for her! (Dailyniner)

10 Things You Should Never Say to a Madam (Asylum)

Angel Dark really needs to give up on clothes at this point. Why bother with 'em? (z0d)

The Booth Babes of E3 2010 (Gunaxin)

A Tribute to Dads Who Go Above and Beyond: Awesome Treehouses (The Bachelor Guy)

The Worst Blind Date Ever (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

Chris Pitman from GUNS N' ROSES (click it, fool) fell ass-over-teacup during the band's opening song in Moscow:

That Russian Vodka has some serious kick to it. Wait, are we implying that someone in GUNS N' ROSES drinks? Eh, maybe.

Those friendly boys in PAPA ROACH (who happen to have a TON of albums out) have a new single:

The band's new album Time For Annihilation...On The Road and On The Record will be out in late August

from rowdy rock bands to bouncing boobies...

You've seen Violet in plenty FOUNDRY CAMS videos, and she has a new site, Viorotica:

...and now she's giving IRON MAN a naked lap dance. What a lucky superhero.

Ukrainian Hotness and PLAYBOY Playmate Dasha Astafieva loves showing off her Ukrainian heritage:

she also loves showing off her naked hiney...which we'll never object to.

German-born Annette Schwarz is one of the filthiest adult starlets we've ever met (and yes we have met her):

SO filthy, that this clip is only :58 seconds long... for Annette's full-blown ass-reaming, check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - On Demand Now!

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

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Monday Links: Cartwheeling cars, Bad Bank Getaway, Adulterous Indians, Lindsay Lohan in Debt, AnnaLynne McCord in A Bikini, SOUNDGARDEN reunites, MEGADETH on Cellos, SLASH at Dodger Stadium, Cassie Keller, Talia Shepard, Bikini Babes Kissing

Happy Monday boys and girls!
Did your weekend include two younug ladies kissing aggressively?

Well done, friend... there's nothing wrong with deviant behavior like having relations with multiple partners ...just keep it quiet, ya know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your attitude and your face. Please adjust both accordingly... with a chainsaw)

Cartwheeling your compact car is one way to get it to stop moving


But certainly not the most effective manner to parallel park

When planning a bank robbery getaway...


you may want to choose something a bit more speedy than a moped.

An adulterous Indian man & woman are beaten publicly...


...by several people who have never thrown a punch.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lindsay Lohan is 600k in Credit Card Debt (WWTDD)

Rlax missy Just make another movie where you show your boobs...and you'll be debt-free in no time!


Annalynne McCord Needs Attention (Drunken Stepfather)

She also needs to be in more movies where she takes her clothes off. Come ON, casting directors, where are you?

Partners in Health (FunnyCrave)

KICK ASS - Movie review (Bullz-Eye)

Sue Diamond is a Diamond in the Rough... you know, cuz she's really hot (Freakshow Planet)

Cody Love LOVES being naked. In fact, we can't find any shots of her wearing clothes (Dailyniner)

5 Horrifying Things Mother Nature Made to Wreck Your Junk (ForkParty)

Why We Love Boba Fett (Gunaxin)

Obamourage: Rough In The Buff (atom)

From the Makers of Snuggie... (Collge Humor)

Stephanie Sage has a Leopard-print thong...a reeeeally small one (z0d)

The Top 29 Cities of 2010 (Ask Men)

Tan-Through Polo Lets You Golf Without the Golfer's Tan (The Bachelor Guy)

What MMA Has Taught Us About Bar Fights (The Campus Throne)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get is the lingering stench on a toilet seat)

What's this? MEGADETH??? On cello?

Indeed. The band is PRIMITIVITY and their new disc Plays MEGADETH for Cello is in stores and online now!

Oh now THIS is big news

The reunited SOUNDGARDEN performed LIVE for the first time in thirteen years in Seattle:

The band broke up in 1997. Now they're back. For how long? who knows?

Our buddy our pal SLASH played an ultra-mellow version of the "Star Spangled Banner" at Dodger Stadium:

Apparently, there was an issue with one of his cables, so he couldn't rip into the song the way he wanted. The result was a very mellow version.

From heavy rock to heavy racks...

Stunning PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Cassie Keller is a full-time student who enjoys being naked:

and we have NO problem with her being naked. None whatsoever.

Oooh! public Nudity!

Chesty young Texas-born Talia Shepard is taking her clothes off in a parking lot:

We're willing to bet she has no problem getting parking spaces on those crowded weekends at the mall.

Two hot young blond babes in bikinis are kissing on the beach:

That is all. Blondes kissing. Beach. Bikinis...That is all.

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Polish Police Pile-up, Durable Homeless man, Conan Moves to TBS, Mystery Nips, Lemmy and Slash, Rob Zombie at Golden Gods, MEGADETH mauls San Diego, Busty Faith, Nelli Roono

Bah. Harumph. It's Monday.
Mop up the bodily fluids and wake up the young lady you fell asleep with last night... she has class in about an hour.

Chances are you'll hook up with her again in a day or so...adultery is on the rise, you know.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(as is your breath, your hairline, and your attitude. Set yourself on fire, whydontcha?)

Meet the most durable homeless man in all of Brazil... He gets clobbered by a car, and keeps going...


he's kind of like a TIMEX watch... only less useful.

How many Polish police cruisers have to slide backwards down an icy hill to cause a mini-pile-up?


According to this clip... about two. Well done, fellas.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Conan is Moving to TBS (WWTDD)


Gee Whiz, whose nips could THESE be? (Drunken Stepfather)

Psst...we've all seen her silicone-injected arse getting ram-jammed before..

Top 10 Funny/Profound Basketball Quotes (The Hoop Doctors)

Destiny St Claire is your Destiny... if you're into naked nymphomaniacs (Freakshow Planet)

DATE NIGHT: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Busty Blond Babe Amber St. James Just has to be Naked (Dailyniner)

Worst Places to Be in a Zombie Invasion (The Campus Throne)

A Boston Red Sox Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

Win Backstage Passes To 30 Seconds To Mars (Heavy)

Testing the Mickey Rourke Hypothesis (UPROXX)

Hunter Bryce is Busting out of her Red Bra and Thong (z0d)

Shaq sings Rick James in a Wig (uh, right) (URLesque)

Simple Solutions to 13 Common Problems Frequent Fliers Face (Except snakes on a plane) (The Bachelor Guy)

5 Products for Men That Actually Work (Asylum)

The 50 Coolest Soaps In The World (SuperTremendous)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you forgot to clean the pool and change the kegs this weekend. Chop chop, errand boy!)

Our friends SLASH and Lemmy Kilmister from MOTÖRHEAD rocked the Golden Gods Awards:

They performed "Doctor Alibi" from Slash's new solo album - out now!

Speaking of the Golden Gods Awards, ROB ZOMBIE hit the stage with new drummer Joey Jordison from SLIPKNOT to do the WHITE ZOMBIE classic "More Human Than Human":

ROB ZOMBIE is on the road now - get those tickets while you still can!

Our buddy Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH pancakes San Deigo in a Patton tank in the band's latest video:

The semi-reunited MEGADETH is on tour now - get them tickets, droogies!

From heavy metal to heavy bosoms...

Beautiful Busty British Faith is scaled back substantially in this bath time clip:

She's not going prude on us though, thankfully Faith is still a dirty, dirty girl - in High Definition, of course.

Holy jaw-droppingly-huge boobs!

Enormously-large-breasted Polish Babe Nelli Roono is kind-of covered up in a long coat:

Buuuut not for long. There's only so many ways you can cover up KK-cup breasts.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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Friday Links: Weekend affairs, Woman goes to McDonalds sans-pants, Holland loves Dukes of Hazzard, J-WOWW works out, Mystery Upskirt, EXTREME guitarist jams with Rihanna, Busty blondes Gisele and Alex Adams

Congratulations! You made to another FRIDAY!
Make your weekend one to remember and hook up with a few hot college girls... just don't tell your significant other.

We found out that more women are having affairs than men these days...See? You come here, and you learn stuff!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

A young shapely Russian woman is at McDonalds ordering some lunch.


She seems to have forgotten her pants. Objections anyone?.

Apparently, the DUKES OF HAZZARD is still a very popular show... in Holland.


Why else would someone paint their shitbox car like the General Lee and do a silly stunt like this?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


J-WOWW SMASH! Heavy Bag, that is. (WWTDD)


Guess who almost had an upskirt whoopsie moment? (Drunken Stepfather)

We'll give you a hint...it's not like we all haven't seen her now-middle-aged body naked before. The woman does maintain well.

6 Distractions for Tiger at the Masters (Sports Pickle)

Angelina Ashe has one hell of an ashe...and everything else (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With David Cross (Bullz-Eye)

Jayden and Breanna get very Frienly in the Pool (Dailyniner)

The 8 Most Annoying Facebook Event Invitations (College Humor)

WTF Bodybuilder Routines and Dances - Video Compilation (URLesque)

14 Crazy Japanese TV Clips (UPROXX)

Top 10 Highest Paid Players in the NBA This Season (BallHype)

Holly Gibbons is Wrapped in Ribbons...but not for long at all (z0d)

Do Not Throw Objects Out The Window… (TopCultured)

40 Fools Getting Dunked On & Posterized (I Can Has Internets)

What It Would Look Like If Politicians & Pundits Were On Chatroulette (Apoliticus)

15 New Texting Buzzwords (The Bachelor Guy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

Yes, that was EXTREME guitarist Nuno Bettencourt you saw shredding on stage next to Rihanna on American Idol:

If you watch American Idol, that is. A guy's got to make a buck, right?

From bands, we segue into BOOBS...

Beautiful Gisele from GotGisele who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips, has abandoned clothing:

She still believes in the concept of clothes but she no longer has a use for them.

What's this? Another chesty blond? INDEED!

Bleached blond British bombshell ALEX ADAMS really knows her way around a stripper pole:

we think she may have actually done this before...once or twice, maybe.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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Tuesday Links: Palin Heckler Stomped, Heidi Montag Might be single, Looking Up Mila Kunis' shirt, DOKKEN and MEGADETH live, Violet's new Video

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

A young heckler went to a Sarah Palin rally...




and all he got was these lousy footprints on his neck.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



ANDREW W.K. picks his Five Favorite Restaurants in New York City (Immaculate Infatuation)





Heidi Montag is Single! Maybe! (WWTDD)



...and because we know you want it... Heidi Montag is Naked! Almost!





Mila Kunis, we can see up your shirt! (Drunken Stepfather)



Oh Mila Kunis... you are such a tease...



Seven Types of Animal Lawn Ornaments Explained (Gunaxin)



Lana Lopez is holding a bass guitar...A VERY LUCKY...bass. (Freakshow Planet)



Mallory Clark Makes a Bikini Look Better (Bullz-Eye)



Karlie Montana is all Tied Up (Dailyniner)



INDEPENDENCE DAY 2 & 3 Shooting Back-To-Back (FilmDrunk)



Top 10 Sexiest Movie Milfs (Heckler Spray)



Boner Jamz! Hot Girls in Sexy Music Videos with kung fu and explosions! (Dave and Thomas)



Sidney Moon peels herself out of her pink lingrie (z0d)



8 Ways To Make Your Pet An Internet Sensation (UPROXX)



A Review of 6 Axe Body Spray Scents (FunnyCrave)



Win the South Park Complete 13th Season Uncensored on Blu-Ray (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

Our friends in DOKKEN hit the stage in San Antonio, and original guitarist George Lynch joined them for "Tooth and Nail":



There's some talk of all original members getting back together... one can only dream (sarcasm mode off).

speaking of semi-reunited...

Those guys in the almost reunited MEGADETH played "Lucretia" in Atlanta:



Who wants to place bets on how long it takes Dave Ellefson to get into a fist fight with Dave Mustaine?

From Heavy Metal to Heavy Hooters....

The legendary adult starlet Tera Patrick is itching to get out of her tight shirt:



This clip gets a lot raunchier but we don't want to go to prison... so click the link.

keeping with the big boobs theme...

Megan Voss is one of PLAYBOY's Busty Babes:



...Big Boobs. MILF... and that's that.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":






Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



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