MILF working out, IRON MAIDEN Stage Collapses, but they bring out the new Eddie...so it's not all bad. Britney's Ass ain't half bad, KISS has fireproof wigs, Brandy Talore is like a choo-choo

Hey man, we found out where your mom works out and stuff

It would be a little less covert if she wasn't uploading the pics all over her personal site... Jeez, how many creeps you got knocking on your door, son?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your voice. Forget about that career in movie trailers)

IRON MAIDEN was playing in Brazil, when the barricade in front of the stage collapsed:

About a hundred people got smooshed. The rest of the crowd thought it was part of the show. ROCK 'N ROLL, MAAAAN!

They're on this really long-ass FINAL FRONTIER tour that's going to take them all over the world, mate...and then back at some point... cuz you always gots to come back, now don't you?


THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your speaking voice, which sounds like a cross between needy adolescent and whiny five year-old. We can't decide)

As long as we're on the IRON MAIDEN kick, let's show you what the new "Eddie" mascot looks like:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE EDDIE IN ACTION. BOO. SCARY, right?

Did Britney Spears' ass get better-looking overnight?

Evidently it did. Throw some hot sauce on that! (Drunken Stepfather)

Silvia and Isabelle each lost a contact lens..down the other one's shirt... winky winky (FreakShow Planet)

A chat with Mena Suvari (Bullz Eye)

Devi Emmerson has a bikini with several holes in it...not that we're complaining (z0d)

Brandy and Sunny are showing us exactly what their tongues were made for. NOT ice cream (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

How the hell does KISS get on stage ANYWHERE with all that pyro and NOT light their wigs on fire?

"You wanted the best... You GOT the best...the HOTTEST band in the world... Ker-blooey."

Can you BELIEVE that SONIC BOOM sold like a gazillion copies?

Here's a little secret no one in the music bidness tells you: The band (like many bands) made the album available exclusively through Wal-Mart...so if you bought it at Wal-Mart, it got counted as ONE sale. Now, if any OTHER stores (Target, K-Mart, Amazon, whatever) wanted to carry the album, they had to buy them from WAL-MART...That's MORE sales.
What's even more ingenious, is when those secondary stores sell the record, it ALSO counts for a sale...so you're getting credit for selling the same album TWICE! That's either criminal or genius...but we love it.

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.



Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

What does Brandy Talore have in common with a choo-choo train?

Nothing. Click the link, perv...then watch her get hosed by some well-endowed Honduran.

When JOSLYN JAMES isn't banging TIGER WOODS

CLICK IT, FOOL!


She's getting mauled by the MILF Hunter See? We no lie. We gots what thems call 'proof'.

...and that, friends... is the way to shit the bed and blame it on the dog.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Drawbridge vs Ship, Captain Non-America, Amazing Ass in Jeans, SHINEDOWN live in Jacksonville, KISS scares Don Rickles, Whitney Stevens is Oily, Alessandra is Nude

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)

Did you hear? The folks at the Schick Razor Company are getting into the bridge-making business:

Just look at the way this drawbridge shaves the top right off that container ship... *rimshot*.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Captain America Movie Won't be so American (WWTDD)


Who does this Ass-tastic ass in Jeans belong to? Eh? Can you guess? C'mon Guess! (Drunken Stepfather)

Let's see, what kind of hint can we give you here... oh, how's this: she died in the first ten minutes of Mission: Impossible 3... Oh, there we go. We wrecked it.

Scientists build artificial gut, allows self-sustaining robots to go to the bathroom (GammaSquad)

Jelena Jensen and Her Huge Torpedos get Tangled Up in Fishnets (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley (Bullz-Eye)

15 Things White People Must STOP Saying (FunnyCrave)

Jessi Capelli Is wearing a Tutu and platform Heels, which makes us think she's not REALLY a ballerina (Dailyniner)

Watch Your Back Jersey Shore… Here Comes K-Town (The Campus Socialte)

Casting Call: Live-Action Venture Bros (Dave and Thomas)

Ana Lavato must have forgotten to wear undies to work, because you can see right up her... oh, wait. We get it (z0d)

Obama's Martial Law Plans Revealed in Three-Year-Old Video From 'The Onion' (URLesque)

10 People to Avoid While Drinking (BroBible)

The 20 Greatest Moments In Mugshot Cleavage (Manofest)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)

Those old farts in KISS are on tour now (click for tickets, by the way) and they stopped by The Tonight Show with their fantastic wigs to scare the shit out of Don Rickles:

"How ya doin' Mister Rickles!!!".

When SYLVESTER STALLONE calls you up personally and asks YOU to write a song for his new testosterone-fest, you say "YES!":

That's exactly what happened to SHINEDOWN and that's exactly what they did.

From Big Rock to Big Boobies...

Adult starlet Whitney Stevens is a Jewish Girl from Panama with enormous boobs:

She's oiling up her boobs because they're about to get ravaged in Big Wet Tits #7 (on demand, fella).

This blond beauty is Alessandra has an amazing body but shitty taste in clothes:

Thank God she gets rid of that 1940's stripper outfit. lose the pasties and bend over, dammit.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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Car Theft in Buenos Aires, Anna Paquin Wet T-shirt, Shauna Sand is Waxy, Rokken with Dokken at RibFest, God Gave Rock & Wigs to KISS, Those Damned Things Debut, Sandra Romain and Anne's Lovely Bodies

Do you know why God made FRIDAY?
So that you could unscrew you head, dump out the part of your brain that contains morality and hook up with as many women as possible... just make sure the husbands are out of arms reach.

We found out that more women are having affairs than men these days...See? You come here, and you learn stuff!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your breath, your bald spot, your attitude, you face...shall we continue?)

How do you steal a shitbox car in Buenos Aires?

With a little elbow grease and another shitbox, apparently.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Anna Paquin is Deceptively Attractive (WWTDD)

Then again, Anna Paquin does like taking her clothes off on camera, so how deceptive is it really?


Oooh! A Wax Statue of Shauna Sand! Wait, no. It's really her. (Drunken Stepfather)

Shauna stick to making sex videos PLEASE...and stay inside

Lauren Anderson Lifts Up Her Tiny Plaid Skirt (Freakshow Planet)

SPLICE: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

32 Poorly Translated Subtitles (URLesque)

Four Ways Science Will Kick Death's Ass (UPROXX)

Roxanna, why did you bother getting dressed? Your outfit is full of holes. (Dailyniner)

Drunk Driver Jumps Car Over Airport Toll Booth (Warming Glow)

Natalia Cruz Has A kick-ass body and even more kick-ass body art (z0d)

Badass Men of Manliness: Dennis Hopper (The Bachelor Guy)

How To Fight (Funnycrave)

30 Female Celebrities Grabbing Their Own Boobs (ManOfest)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to wear a rubber and knocked up some skank you met online)

You know, you're just not Rockin'...

Unless you're ROKKEN with DOKKEN...at Rib Fest! Um, yeah.

God Gave Rock and Roll to You, sir...:

and God also saw fit to Give a Really Swell Wig to Paul Stanley from KISS because 60 year old men don't have hair like that.

What's this? Members of ANTHRAX and FALL OUT BOY together? In the same place:

THE DAMNED THINGS debuted at the Knitting Factory in Brooklyn, NY the other day.

From hard rock to rock-hard abs...on girls...

This is Busty Blond Southern Belle Anne from FTV Girls and she LOVES working out:

She loves working out, pulling out her boobs, working out, playing with sex toys, working out, fornicating with her hand... See? We no lie.

from hard abs to hard butts

hot ass Romanian adult super-starlet Sandra Romain is oiling up her booty:

She must have a very ashy hiney... and you can see Sandra get that hiney ravaged at BIG WET ASSES 8 - on Demand.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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Tuesday Links: Drunken Sandwich Stuffing, Death Metal Patsy Cline, Mystery Ta-Tas, Coco's Cans, Vince Neil and KISS are Aging, Stracy Stone & Harmony

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)

You ever been SO drunk that you just want to smash your face into a SUBWAY sandwich?




No? well this guy has... wow, what a face.

Did we REALLY need a Death Metal Version of Patsy Cline's "Crazy"?




Well, apparently this chubster DID... So here you go.

WOW. You'll never guess who these boobs belong to (Drunken Stepfather)



hahahaha...we RUINED it for you... because we're pricks.





ICE-T's woman, Nicole 'Coco' Austin has some new photos online (WWTDD)



and since we're all about taking the mystery out of things... take a look at Coco's tits. Subtle, right?



A Chat with the cast of SOUTHLAND (Bullz-Eye)



Valentina Vaughn is Very Vivacious...and very naked (FreakshowPlanet)



Is it worth using Viagara if you don't need it? (The Campus Throne)



Elisabeth King ditches her black lace for something a little ... well, ok...for nothing. (z0d)



Every Hitchcock Cameo Ever (Inside Movies)



Carita Tevez has Tremendous Ta-Tas (Dailyniner)



How To Keep An Idiot Busy (Dave and Thomas)



Erin Andrews to fight voyeurism via dancing with the stars (Don Chavez)



Intelligent Men Are More Sexually Faithful (Asylum)



Awesome Works Of Art Made from Stuff on Your Desk (UPROXX)



The 20 Worst Bootlegs (Heavy)



2 Girls, 1 Cop (atom)



Overcoming the Online Dating "Cold Shoulder" (The Bachelor Guy)






I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

KISS and their wig-tastic wigs made an appearance on Germany's "Wetten, Dass..?" to promote Sonic Boom and their tour:



OK, actually Paul Stanley wears a wig. His hair is short. We've seen it. Gene Simmons wraps a monkey around his head...or something.

The new video for "Tattoos and Tequila" by VINCE NEIL proves that an aging singer can still get skanky drunk tattooed girls:



Vince Neil made another kind of video once...with Janine.

This sexy Czech is Stracy Stone and she's pulling off her sweater:



Showing off her Sweater MEAT. Get it? Sweater meat? Boobs? Get it?

With a name like "Harmony", you figure this gal is easy going, right?



"Easy" could be the biggest understatement of the millenium...Look at what this bitch does to her toys!

Her name was Silvia...and she covered her boobs in whipped cream



...then she got tag-teamed by two guys and got covered in another kind of cream...

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Tuesday Links: Motorcycle Theft Foiled, KISS rings Closing Bell, Heidi Montag does Yoga, FEAR FACTORY live in Australia, Gisele Gives a Lap Dance, Kar

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Wednesday Links: Hump Day HumpFest, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Emergency Room Brawl, New KISS video, Sorcerer's Apprentice Trailer, Naked Wakeboarding, Magen Lugo in the Bath

Happy Hump Day, folks. Spend some time loving thy neighbor this holiday season...Literally.

You know, just hanging around... doing laundry... flirting awkwardly and having torrid affairs. Go ask your married neighbor if you can borrow some detergent.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for COVER MY FACE and SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Daria Glower and Rachel:

RateMyWOW: RACHEL
RateMyWOW: DARIA GLOWER

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Usually the "Baby Daddy" Fights happen on Maury:

...and NOT in the Emergency ROom.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)

Want to Lose Weight Like a Fancy Man? Now you CAN! (Muscle Sorority)

Lindsay Lohan Shows Some Nippage
(Drunken Stepfather)
and because we love pointing this shit out...Here's every nude scene Lindsay Lohan ever did on film.

Magdelana is one hot Mama... you know, cuz that Rhymes (z0d)

Top 10 Cool Things at SEMA Show 2009 (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia and Faye in a Girl/Girl Taste Test (Daily Niner)

How to Use Twitter Tactics in Real Life (FunnyCrave)

Brandi Bryant is Busting Out of her Black Bikini (FreakshowPlanet)

Monkeys Are Assuredly Plotting Against Us (GammaSquad)

Saints Fans Shoot Up A TV (With Leather)

7 annoying photograph poses that prove you’re a douchebag (Guyism)

Heavy's Holiday Travel Tips (Heavy)

Everyone Hates Perez Hilton (Warming Glow)

Tennessee 'Hostesses' Used to Lure Recruits; NCAA Investigating (Buster Sports)

A Flowchart To Determine What Holiday To Celebrate (Holy Taco)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

Ladies, naked wakeboarding is a great way to mangle your cooter...just ask PLABOY hottie Jennifer Walcott:

Especially if she falls off. That's a scene from PLAYBOY X Mates - check it out!

As long as we're looking at sexy PLAYBOY bitches, let's look at Magen Lugo:

She's getting clean. Cleanliness is next to...something.

Yooooouuuu Wanted the best, yooouuuu got... eh, KISSS!!!!! and they're really TALL.

The video for "Modern Day Delilah has been released and that's it up there. Click it.

The trailer for the live-action version of The Sorcerer's Apprentice is online:

Why are WE linking it up? Because it's a lot darker than we thought... and GHOST RIDER...err, Nicolas Cage is in it.

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".
What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS

(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - Trailer
PLAYBOY's Magen Lugo Taking a Bath
KISS: 'Modern Day Delilah' - Official Video
Jennifer Walcott Naked Wakeboarding
Fight Inside Brookdale Hospital In Brooklyn/li>

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