Knockout Caught on Video, Vince Neil believes in Ghosts, hates bottles, Kayden Kross is a horrible Maid, Kelly Divine has a huge ass, Leanne Crow has an OK face

Happy Hump-day young ones. Why not take a clue from our pal Bret Michaels:

No, don't land your ass in the hospital or get knocked out on Broadway. That's just silly. We reccommend having promiscuous sex with a lot of semi-attached young women.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the face you see in the mirror every morning, chubster)

G'day, mate!

You just got knocked the F**K out!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


George Clooney. You lucky bastard, you (Drunken Stepfather)

Sandra Shine is in the kitchen... stirring the soup... get it? Get it? *nudge nudge* (FreakShow Planet)

Movie Review: True Grit (Bullz-Eye)

Ashlyn Rae looks like she's wearing a tablecloth. No relation to Charlotte Rae... we think. (z0d)

Jasmin Foxx is just geeky enough to stay bone-able (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you outgrew another wardrobe, piggy)

You'd think that after playing with MOTLEY CRUE for 25 years, VINCE NEIL would be used to bottles flying at his head:

Evidently not. This shit-fit happened on the last night of CRUE FEST 2.

Speaking of VINCE NEILk, we should probably bring it your attention that he does, in fact, believe in ghosts:

This is Vince on an episode of Celebrity Ghost Stories. Yes, there is REALLY a show called Celebrity Ghost Stories.

Girls...Girls...Girls...

Kayden Kross is a filthy French maid who loves to play with herself:

Sure, she's great eye candy, but the house is a mess and the furniture is always sticky.

Our favorite massively-assed adult starlet Kelly Divine is out and about, wearing bike shorts of all things:

Most women would get pissed off if you told 'em they had fat asses. Not Kelly. She'll let you put your head in there.

British brunette Leanne Crow has an 'OK' face... but her boobs are HUGE!

...boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....

Carmen, who you have seen in countless other FOUNDRY CAMS videos and her own site Cam With Carmen, as well as Sweet Victoria, Lita, Lux, Eve, Jade, and Jaylee are giving the gift of scantily-clad awesomeness this holiday season.
Thanks to our buddy GARY HOEY for his version of "Carol Of The Bells" and thanks to Jon for the editing.



CLICK ON CARMEN's GIFT-WRAPPED TA-TA's and UNWRAP HER PRESENTS

After you're done drooling, why not see more of Carmen at CAM WITH CARMEN and check out her fully-unwrapped, fully-nude, fantastic rack...and everything else.

...and that, ladies and gents, is today's big ol' enchilada update....

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Monday Links: O&A Live, Interns Needed, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Traveling Virus in Jersey This Weekend, Car Crash Comedy, New Videos Online

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LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

It's a rainy Monday morning in New York (but that doesn't mean that it's not sunny somewhere else, you know), and the Opie and Anthony Show is back from Washington, and is on their home turf, broadcasting LIVE. Want to see all of the in-studio booger-eating and farting LIVE, as it happens? Well Chester, Turn on your Paltalk and head to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' room. Of course, you may already be there checking out the Ladies Of Paltalk, who you can see every morning on their webcams, showering, sleeping naked, getting dressed, or engaging in the good ol' morning sex.

The next stop for the Traveling Virus Tour is the PNC Bank Arts Center on August 25th - Get Your Tickets Now!

If you missed the Traveling Virus show in Bristow, you can still PRETEND you were there... with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, woven from the finest deer ass hairs (so we're told... we could be mistaken):

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Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what Sabrina and Gieda are wearing!)

The sexy blonde Mikella from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a great new video of her fine ass in a thong, featuring music by GHOST MACHINE. Check it out here:

New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have a new pair of boobies for you to check out:



RateMyWOW: Priscilla Milan

FOUNDRY CAMS: Mikella Shows Off Her Tiny Thong

There's another big sack of video hotness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Gianna and Naomi Get Oiled Up

Fox 11 in LA Interviews a Stoned Surfer

Snake Bites Down on Sexy Blonde Bikini Model

Anne Hathaway Topless in HAVOC

Female Bodybuilder Arm Wrestles Man

Tara Reid Topless In 'Body Shots'

Sexy British Maria Topless Photo Shoot

The Second City - Elevator Phone Sex

Royal Australian Air Force F1-11 Sinks North Korean Drug Ship

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Friday Links: O&A Live in Washington, Turn on Your Paltalk, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, New O&A Photos, Traveling Virus Tomorrow Night, New Video Online

Hey you College-Aged Boys and Girls... WE'RE LOOKING FOR FALL INTERNS! APPLY ONLINE NOW!

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

The Opie and Anthony Show is broadcasting LIVE from Washington, DC at the XM Satellite Radio Building today, and you weren't able to make the trip down to see us, you can see the show LIVE if you Turn on your Paltalk and head to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' room.

New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have a new pair of boobies for you to check out:



RateMyWOW: Monroe Valentino

Thanks to our own EROCK, we have a bunch of new O&A Show Photos online:


Master Po Works on Anthony's Car

Penthouse Pet Justine Joli Tests Out The KROCK Stripper Pole (Check out a lot more of Justine Joli Here

Our buddy Cokelogic sent in an ANIMATED version of Andrew from Brooklyn and his 'Sapce Shuttle Endeavour' Call: Watch the New Animation HERE

Steve From Bayshore sent in a great tribute to Elvis Presley in honor of the 30th anniversary of the king's death. Listen to 'Turning Blue' Here

As mentioned earlier, we're in Washington DC this morning and all weekend, because the next stop for the Traveling Virus Tour is TOMORROW at the Nissan Pavillion in Bristow, VA - GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!

If you can't make the show, you can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, woven from the finest deer ass hairs (so we're told... we could be mistaken):

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!

Click the PIC! Order yours today!

Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what Sabrina and Gieda are wearing!)

The sexy blonde Mikella from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a great new video of her fine ass in a thong, featuring music by GHOST MACHINE. Check it out here:



FOUNDRY CAMS: Mikella Shows Off Her Tiny Thong

There's another big sack of video hotness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Joe Kittinger Skydiving From Outer Space

Iceberg Rollover In Ilulissat, Greendland

Well, kids The Return of WHAT THE HELL IS THAT was SO successful, we're going to do it AGAIN! (our last Grand Prize Winner won himslef an iPhone...runners up got cash!)... It's What the Hell is that?, where you get to come in, show us something on your body that you CAN NOT identify (growth, bump, legion, pustule, carbunkle, limb, or otherwise) and we get to examine, diagnose (no, not really) and most importantly...point and laugh. EMAIL TRAVIS WITH ALL YOUR CONTACT INFO IF YOU WANT IN

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