Drunk on a city bench, Crab Vending Machine, the Origin of Scorpion, FOUNDRY on Sports TV, Karissa Shannon is sloppy-sexy, Satriani LIVE in London Megadeth and SLAYER, New Foundry Cams Video

After striking out at the bars all night you spot this lovely on a city bench...

hey boyfriend dumped her ass there and left her... she's RIGHT where you need her to be, fella. Now scoop her up and bring a puke rag

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but your perfectioninst bullshit really is. Flawlessness must me SUCH a burden)

...and topping the list of shit we're NEVER going to eat from a vending machine...

LIVE CRAB. NEVER.

Are you one of the gazillions of people who wonder about the backstory of Scorpion from MORTAL KOMBAT?

Well you're not alone. This fire-breathing spear-chucker wasn't always such a meanie. MORTAL KOMBAT: Scorpion is coming soon!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Talk about ego-stroking-AWESOME...'Pendulum' from FOUNDRY 'Retooled' showed up on TV the other night:

Thanks to the guys at Monday Evening Quarterback for having excellent taste in music...

Now, the REAL question is ... DO YOU have Awesome taste in music?
FOUNDRY: Retooled EP - on Sale now!


Karissa Shannon is Bloated and Sloppy (Drunken Stepfather)

But that shouldn't stop you...from buying the just-released 'Karissa Shannon Superstar' sex tape


Nice, right? CLICK IT!!

Top 49 Men of 2010 (Ask Men)

Erin Montgomery Enjoys Rubbing her nude body. We wouldn't mind rubbing it either (z0d)

Georgia Jones is not remotely shy about showing off her hairless peach (Dailyniner)

Top Ten NFL Douchebags (Top Ten NFL Douchebags)

Amy Reid has really big boobs...and a small bikini...and really big boobs (Freakshow Planet)

Heat Vision and Jack: The Greatest Show That Never Was (FunnyCrave)

Iron Man Classic Pinball for Your Dude Den (The Bachelor Guy)

Sexy Vampirenes at Bran Castle (Bullz-Eye)

Scarlett Johansson Photo Gallery (ForkParty)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your gums don't stop flapping long enough for you to hear some common sense every once in a while)

Our guitar-shredding bald-headed pal JOE SATRIANI is on tour now click for tickets and this footage comes right out of London:

Satch is out promoting Black Swans & Wormhole Wizards.

Don't be an ass. Pick up Satch's new disc.

On the final night of the Jägermeister Fall Music Tour MEGADETH brought out SLAYER (and former-MEGADETH) guitarist Kerry King on stage:

...to play "Rattlehead" which they hadn't played in 26 years... who wants to bet some guys were practicing for a while?

The teaser trailer for Wes Craven's latest SCREAM sequel is online:

SCREAM re-defined the horror genre... will SCREAM 4 ruin it? I guess we'll see

Metal, Horror Movies...and BOOBIES!

ALL-American beauty Alexis Texas has to free herself from her constrictive bra:

So that she may diddle freely without that bulky lingerie getting in the way Diddle Alexis! Diddle Alexis until your hands go numb!

Busty Kelley Scarlett is half Trinidadian and half Irish, and if her boobs were any bigger, she'd be walking around bent over.

Watch what happens when Kelley loses that pesky pink top only at I Love Bitties!

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Links: Fridays are for Flings, Overturned Truck takes a turn for the worse, Ali Larter and Jayde Nicole are SO hot, Van Halen in Baltimore

It's Friday! Thank God! It's Friday! Pants are optional and so are your core values!



Deviant behavior is a hell of a thing and getting some strange can help keep you keep your sanity!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

Bad = Semi truck flips over on winding road:




Worse = same truck rolls down hill crashing into other trucks.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your shitty glare is going to get your neck stepped on, you mousey fuck)





Ali Larter and her vagina got out of a car (WWTDD)



HOLY CRAP! We had NO idea Ali Larter was so sexy when she got naked. DAMN.





Who the F is Jayde Nicole?? (Drunken Stepfather)



oh Thaaaaat's right. She's PLAYBOY's 2008 Playmate of the Year and looks really great naked and got decked by Joe Francis.. THAT Jayde Nicole



Tiger Woods and Bullz-Eye.com Featured Model Loredana Jolie Ferrilio (Bullz-Eye)



How Alcohol Changed the World (Gunaxin)



Amber Elise makes us want to say something smooth...but we're too busy staring at her boobs (z0d)



100 Smokin' Hot Pics of Lucy Pinder (Warming Glow)



Nadia Moore has Nadia More clothes on ...get it? (Daily Niner)



Awesome! HBOs Funny Or Die Presents Trailer (Dave and Thomas)



When Shawna Lenee isn't breaking down crying, she looks AMAZING naked (FreakshowPlanet)



Dry My Laundry, Optimus Prime (GammaSquad)



Bruce Pearl's Hot Ass Wife Brandy (Don Chavez)



The iPad is a Comedy Gold Mine (College Humor)



5 Delicious Food Biknis (Fork Party)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

The old farts in VAN HALEN (minus Wolfgang, of course) and their replacement hips are rockin' out in Balteemore:



Who's looking forward to the new VAN HALEN album? Come on, show of hands... anyone? Anyone?

If looking at an un-shaven, elderly Michael Douglas gets you all frothy...



Then you're going to LOVE this teaser for the new WALL STREET sequel, Money Never Sleeps.

What could be better than Denise Milani and her 32DDD boobs bouncing on a Trampoline?



Maybe if you were WITH her on the trampoline. Other than that, Nothing is better than Denise Milani and her 32DDD boobs...on a trampoline

OK, wait...maybe we spoke too soon, because our friend Jana Jordan is tinkering with herself on top of the washing machine:



...and we're pretty sure it has nothing to do with laundry. She seems more interested in her own no-no spot than getting her whites extra white.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

PENTHOUSE DVD REVIEWS ONLINE: Housewives Hunting Housewives, Dirty Little Secrets, Dream Machine, Pillow Talk

It was kind of a dreary weekend in the northeast U.S., so what better way to kill a damp day than watching...then reviewing... a bunch of adult video goodness. Thanks to the fine people at PENTHOUSE, I had a never-ending supply. Some of this week's videos include:



Penthouse Forum: Housewives Hunting Housewives (starring Daisy Marie, Ryder Skye, Amy Ried, Claudia Rossi, and more)



Penthouse Letters: Dirty Little Secrets (starring Moni Michaels, April Blossom, Mikayla, Katarina Kat, Katja Kassin, Isis Love)



Dream Machine (starring Charmane Star, Lexi Belle, Risi Simms, Kayla Synz, Holly West)



Penthouse Variations: Pillow Talk (starring Rachel Roxxx, Victoria Sin, Carly Parker, Brooke Haven, Roxy DeVille)

DO YOU WANT TO BE A FOUNDRYMUSIC REVIEWER??

Remember fellas (and of course, ladies)... if YOU think YOU have the writing skills to review these fine pieces of filmmaking history... and you kind of like the idea of getting big boxes filled with smut... then Email us a Sample review of a video along with all of your mailing information.

Foundry Music: New Reviews Online

...like a thousand chimps at a thousand typewriters, the FoundryMusic.com staff cranks out their reviews tirelessly, and while throwing a minor amount of feces.



We have a TON (and by 'Ton' I mean about thirteen) of new CD Reviews online:



CD Review: Sebastian Bach - Angel Down

CD Review: Still Remains - The Serpent

CD Review: Machine Head - The Blackening

CD/DVD Review: CthoniC - Relentless Resurgence / A Decade on the Throne / Seediq Bale

CD Review: Every Time I Die - The Big Dirty

CD Review: Killswitch Engage - As Daylight Dies: Special Edition

CD Review: Atreyu - Lead Sails Paper Anchor

CD Review: Modern Life Is War - Midnight In America

CD Review: Hot Rod - Official Soundtrack

CD Review: Ashes Of Your Enemy - DEMO

CD Review: Richie Kotzen - Into The Black

CD Review: Municipal Waste - The Art Of Partying

CD Review: Soulidium - Children of Chaos



Our own bookworm FoundryMusicCos took a crack at the following pieces of literature:


RIGGED - by Ben Mezrich

SLASH - Slash




Of course, if YOU think you have the chops to write reviews AND you love FREE STUFF...then Send a Sample Review to FoundryMusicRob, and he'll see if you're good enough.

Monday Links: O&A Live, Interns Needed, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Traveling Virus in Jersey This Weekend, Car Crash Comedy, New Videos Online

Hey you College-Aged Boys and Girls... WE'RE LOOKING FOR FALL INTERNS! APPLY ONLINE NOW!

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

It's a rainy Monday morning in New York (but that doesn't mean that it's not sunny somewhere else, you know), and the Opie and Anthony Show is back from Washington, and is on their home turf, broadcasting LIVE. Want to see all of the in-studio booger-eating and farting LIVE, as it happens? Well Chester, Turn on your Paltalk and head to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' room. Of course, you may already be there checking out the Ladies Of Paltalk, who you can see every morning on their webcams, showering, sleeping naked, getting dressed, or engaging in the good ol' morning sex.

The next stop for the Traveling Virus Tour is the PNC Bank Arts Center on August 25th - Get Your Tickets Now!

If you missed the Traveling Virus show in Bristow, you can still PRETEND you were there... with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, woven from the finest deer ass hairs (so we're told... we could be mistaken):

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!

Click the PIC! Order yours today!

Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what Sabrina and Gieda are wearing!)

The sexy blonde Mikella from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a great new video of her fine ass in a thong, featuring music by GHOST MACHINE. Check it out here:

New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have a new pair of boobies for you to check out:



RateMyWOW: Priscilla Milan

FOUNDRY CAMS: Mikella Shows Off Her Tiny Thong

There's another big sack of video hotness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Gianna and Naomi Get Oiled Up

Fox 11 in LA Interviews a Stoned Surfer

Snake Bites Down on Sexy Blonde Bikini Model

Anne Hathaway Topless in HAVOC

Female Bodybuilder Arm Wrestles Man

Tara Reid Topless In 'Body Shots'

Sexy British Maria Topless Photo Shoot

The Second City - Elevator Phone Sex

Royal Australian Air Force F1-11 Sinks North Korean Drug Ship

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Friday Links: O&A Live in Washington, Turn on Your Paltalk, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, New O&A Photos, Traveling Virus Tomorrow Night, New Video Online

Hey you College-Aged Boys and Girls... WE'RE LOOKING FOR FALL INTERNS! APPLY ONLINE NOW!

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

The Opie and Anthony Show is broadcasting LIVE from Washington, DC at the XM Satellite Radio Building today, and you weren't able to make the trip down to see us, you can see the show LIVE if you Turn on your Paltalk and head to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' room.

New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have a new pair of boobies for you to check out:



RateMyWOW: Monroe Valentino

Thanks to our own EROCK, we have a bunch of new O&A Show Photos online:


Master Po Works on Anthony's Car

Penthouse Pet Justine Joli Tests Out The KROCK Stripper Pole (Check out a lot more of Justine Joli Here

Our buddy Cokelogic sent in an ANIMATED version of Andrew from Brooklyn and his 'Sapce Shuttle Endeavour' Call: Watch the New Animation HERE

Steve From Bayshore sent in a great tribute to Elvis Presley in honor of the 30th anniversary of the king's death. Listen to 'Turning Blue' Here

As mentioned earlier, we're in Washington DC this morning and all weekend, because the next stop for the Traveling Virus Tour is TOMORROW at the Nissan Pavillion in Bristow, VA - GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!

If you can't make the show, you can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, woven from the finest deer ass hairs (so we're told... we could be mistaken):

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!

Click the PIC! Order yours today!

Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what Sabrina and Gieda are wearing!)

The sexy blonde Mikella from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a great new video of her fine ass in a thong, featuring music by GHOST MACHINE. Check it out here:



FOUNDRY CAMS: Mikella Shows Off Her Tiny Thong

There's another big sack of video hotness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Joe Kittinger Skydiving From Outer Space

Iceberg Rollover In Ilulissat, Greendland

Well, kids The Return of WHAT THE HELL IS THAT was SO successful, we're going to do it AGAIN! (our last Grand Prize Winner won himslef an iPhone...runners up got cash!)... It's What the Hell is that?, where you get to come in, show us something on your body that you CAN NOT identify (growth, bump, legion, pustule, carbunkle, limb, or otherwise) and we get to examine, diagnose (no, not really) and most importantly...point and laugh. EMAIL TRAVIS WITH ALL YOUR CONTACT INFO IF YOU WANT IN

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