Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: INTERNS needed, Re-Make 'Pendulum' Contest, New Videos Online

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Yay...Thursday's here! You know what that means, right? No pants day! Wait, no.

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Improv Spectacular, we're going to put Erik, Sam, and most of the staff into a meat grinder and make burgers for the fans... tasty ones. We'll try, anyway. They have to sign big waivers... you know, for legal purposes.

We'll probably comment a bit more on the election of the first African American President... you know, that Obama guy...

INTERNS NEEDED: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)

(Jim Norton is doing a book signing tonight in Philadelphia...and if you don't have his new book yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has completed a new book. The book is titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

(Jim Norton is going to Los Angeles and Las Vegas to do his comedy thing!...check it!)

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.



Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now.

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(while we're on the subject of "Pendulum", check out Dahlia's video!)

Sporting a frilly pink dress, fishnet stockings and a FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!), sexy, blond, blue-eyed Dahlia from FOUNDRY CAMS shakes her magnificent body to "Pendulum", originally recorded by FOUNDRY in 1997, and re-recorded by Rick Decicco.






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DAHLIA's ASS SWING BACK THE OTHER WAY... you know, like a Pendulum...

(...and if watching our girl shake her ass ...like a Pendulum... for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Step away from the giant wheel of Jarlsberg Cheese, because that's just going to give you the runs, and check out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see some non-cheesy things, including:



Sharea Spears Shows Off Her Amazing Body during a Photo Shoot

MEGADETH's Dave Mustaine Imitates Lars Ulrich of METALLICA

Erica Ellyson Strips Out of Her White Dress

Pet Shop Boys - 'The Living Daylights' Theme

Kate in Furry Handcuffs

Black Panthers Outside Voting Location in Philadelphia

Pauline Showers On Webcam

Tall Guy Crushes His Nuts On A Metal Pole

CATFIGHT: Teen Girls Giving Wedgies

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Scaring the Crap out of Dave the Intern...with Lisa Sparxxx

Scaring the Crap out of Dave the Intern...with Lisa Sparxxx
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What do you do when you have a gullible naive young intern (ie; Dave) who will believe pretty much anything you tell him, and you stick him in a room with a half-naked porn star like Lisa Sparxxx? Why, you find a nice, willing black O&A fan to run into the studio screaming, and pretend to be Lisa's husband...just to scare the crap out of young David. Why? because it's FUNNY, that's why.

EROCK Smells the interns' Asses

EROCK Smells the interns' Asses
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Opie came up with an idea for a contest while he was draining the main vein during the show, and that idea was to find out who on staff had the most impressive underwear skid mark. That quickly degenerated into trying to find out who had the smelliest ass...so of course, EROCK was enlisted to do the sniffing