Worst Guitar Solo, Close Call Car Crash, Snooki Does Rolling Stone, WHITESNAKE unplugged, MOTLEY CRUE summer tour, VINCE NEIL's Mistake, American Idol does Judas Priest, Angie Savage does Zebra

Seriously trying to find something wiseass to say here, and coming up very very blank:

Face it. Your mom and her friends are smoking hot and as long as she posting photos like these... we'll forever be struggling with what to say.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like this year's Academy Awards. What a snooze-fest. Oof)

All the guitar lessons in the world aren't going to help this dude:

Give it up, shmuck. You're not going to get any better.

Officer! We're going to need a fresh diaper and a clean pair of slacks for this man!

Ten more feet, and that guy was going to be buried in two boxes.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike this year's Oscars... yes, we're going to beat that into the ground)


Why is the seriously un-bangable SNOOKI on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine? (Drunken Stepfather)

Is ROLLING STONE doing this deliberately to piss off readers, or is it honor-a-troll month and nobody told us? Magazine sales must be sliding.


Charlie Sheen on Living with Goddesses: 7 Relationship Tips (How About We)

Vanessa Lake is wrapped in Latex on a Summer Day. No wonder she's taking her clothes off (FreakShow Planet)

A Chat with Topher Grace (Bullz Eye)

Conny is kinda cute...and that's kind of an understatement of the year (z0d)

Jana and Georgia are all kinds of friendly and naked, and that's just the way we likes 'em (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you stayed up to watch this year's Academy Awards... getting tired of that line yet?)

Has David Coverdale ever NOT looked like an old woman? We say 'uhh, no'

Keep in mind this show was in Tokyo in 1997... and it's all downhill from here, kids.

Speaking of old ladies, who's the old woman sitting between Tommy and Nikki from MOTLEY CRUE?

Oh. Oh, wait a minute. That's David Johansen. Nice wig.

In a candid, sit-down interview with... his girlfriend... VINCE NEIL said that his latest DUI arrest and stint in jail was a 'mistake'.

He also revealed that the sky is blue and water is wet. Glug-Glug, Vrooom, Vince.

Anyone else see the little gay kid doing the JUDAS PRIEST song on American Idol>

OK, OK... we have no idea if that's true. He may be a gay MAN. Oh...zing... swee what we did there?

Oh let's just get to the boobs... So glad you agree:

How many zebras had to die to make Angie Savage's Bikini?

Umm, none. It's a fucking bikini. It's cloth. Chill out.

When you have boobs as big as Leanne Crow, you just have to play with 'em

Well you don't HAVE to... but it's really fun when you can.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way you don't pay attention to the Academy Awards... Had enough yet?

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Bull jumps into crowd, Kim Kardashian's Ass Eats Chairs, MOTORHEAD in NYC, DUFF and STEVEN ADLER in London, New music from SHAKRA, Dominno, Mandy Dee, Christy Marks, and their Double-D's

When was the last time you saw four asses that weren't in a police lineup? *rimshot*.

Actually, we found a photo of your MILF mother and her friends looking for love in all the wrong places...or the RIGHT ones, if you're on the receiving end. Tell your mom she's got a nice dumper, by the way.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like this year's Academy Awards. What a snooze-fest. Oof)

Why would ANYONE sit in the front row at a rodeo?

Seems only obvious that you'd get sprayed will bull snot and mauled by a bull if you were this close, no? Serves you right, ya redneck.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike this year's Oscars... yes, we're going to beat that into the ground)


Kim Kardashian's ass eats chairs (Drunken Stepfather)

It wasn't so long ago that... Kim's ass was eating RAY J, if you catch our meaning


Dating Tips from Charlie Sheen (How About We)

Eufrat has a strange-ass (FreakShow Planet)

NFL Scouting Combine Thoughts: Quarterbacks (Scores Report)

Anna Lynn Cruz is Caressing her Cooch... not to put too fine a point on it (z0d)

Liz Ashley is all kinds of pasty-white on the outside, but her insides are all kinds of wonderful (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you stayed up to watch this year's Academy Awards... getting tired of that line yet?)

There was almost a GUNS 'N ROSES reunion with DUFF McKAGAN and STEVEN ADLER in London:

Now we just have to get AXL and SLASH in a room together...and who are we kidding? That's never gonna happen.

...and look who else was jamming together. If it ain't MOTORHEAD and DORO PESCH...together at last!

Oh who are we kidding? Does anyone really care if Doro showed up? Lemmy on the other hand, is God.

...and what can you say about a band like SHAKRA?

Quite frankly, nothing until this morning, because we never gave a shit. This single pretty much rocks though, so now we care.

From Swedish headbangers to swinging moo-cow udders:

What's better than watching two non-English speakers like Dominno and Mandy Dee making out?

Absolutely nothing. Well, maybe ice cream. Yeah, ice cream is pretty badass.

Is that Christy Marks twirling a baton?

Oh please, like WE know. If she didn't have enormous boobs, she'd be another nameless dope in the endless pile of nameless dopes.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way you don't pay attention to the Academy Awards... Had enough yet?

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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Heavy Metal Hotness, Condom Application in the Philippines, Ass Shaking in Concert, OZZY does SABBATH, THE BIG FOUR in the U.S. Finally, Angelina Castro and Priya Rai and their big boobs

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Oil Tank Explosioin, Sloppy Old Ass, MEGADETH and SLAYER live in Bulgaria, Gemma Massey Nude for the first time, Nikki simms Nude for the Billionth time, Busty Car Wash

Unemployment ain't so bad, you know... Look at all the jobless hotties hanging out at the bar...

Who gives a shit where the boyfriends are... they're not around, so make your move. As far as you're concerned, these gals are SINGLE!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but your perfectioninst bullshit really is. Flawlessness must me SUCH a burden)

WHY did the Shell oil worker use his cell phone like a flashlight to look into the tanker?

Maybe he dropped his MENSA pin and he was looking for it. Ka-Blooey.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


WOWEE. Someone's Ass Got all sloppy. Who could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

We don't know what she did to ravage herself, but she was a helluva lot hotter as Althea Flynt...and she wasn't that hot


Breanne Benson is doing a half-assed job of covering up her boobs. It's A-OK with us (z0d)

Tori Black is doing this 'Flashdance' thing... only she's showing her vagina (Dailyniner)

Best Death Scenes: Saw Edition (Bullz-Eye)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your gums don't stop flapping long enough for you to hear some common sense every once in a while)

In honor of the release of Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria our friends in MEGADETH have put out this clip:

Just like the Pied Piper... led rats through the streets... we something something something something....

Oh yeah. The DAY this goes on sale we're picking it up. No waiting here.

Also in Buglaria were our pals in SLAYER tearing through "Disciple":

Once again, this footage was taken from the Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria release, which we'll be drooling over until it's out in stores.

Sure, what the heck... one more plug won't kill ya.

Metal and MY GOD those boobs are awesome!

What do you do when you got a $100k Rolls Royce and Busty, soapy girls like Leanne and Kelley?:

You put those bitches to work, dammit! and THEN you watch 'em have sex with one another. Duh.

British bombshell Gemma Massey is the kind of girl who isn't used to getting naked... until now. Ooga Booga is this woman smmokin' hot.

Gemma Massey. Naked on camera for the first time EVER. Yaaaaaay!

22 year-old pig-tailed redhead Jayme Langford will make you second guess your dislike of redheads.

Well, she did in our case See, reheads never really did much for us. Till now.

Nikki Simms aka 'Next Door Nikki' and her enormous natural boobs have been an online fixture for years.

And after seeing her in this clip we're officially jealous of the bunk beds. God. Damn.

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Wanda Welcomes in the New Year with DIRTFEDD

We're kicking off 2010 with a BANG... a headbanging, specifically. DIRTFEDD (who were discovered by SLIPKNOT drummmer Shawn Crahan) sent us the song "Trained to Kill" from their debut disc The American Nightmare.
We thought that our own Italian, hard-bodied Wanda's killer physique would be a good fit for this hard and heavy track.
If you look close, you can see a nip-slip or two... or three. Happy New Year, boys and girls from the lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS.
Thanks, as usual, to our boy Jon for the editing.

CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH WONDERFUL WANDA

After your BPMs slow down to a manageable rate, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Wanda LIVE on cam!

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and that, as they say, is that...

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Aubrielle Made a Deal With The Devil

The petite brunette Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma. As always, thanks to our own Jon for the outstanding editing.

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

Before you pass out, or get too concerned about that tent popping in your shorts, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and let one of our ladies take care of that for you.

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New DVD Reviews: Barely Legal, Real College Girls, Punkd Ur Ass 2, It Could Happen

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Thursday Links: Tons of Tasty Beverages, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Canadian Brawl Caught On Video, DUFF McKAGAN LIVE IN NYC, Naomi Russell and Aria Giovanni Show off

Mmm... anyone care for a tasty beverage or twelve?

Get yer own. This here Monster Energy Drink is ours. We don't share.

It's almost Friday. Why not get a jump on the weekend and jump all over that hottie that works down the hall. Just shut the door, no one will ever know.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for COVER MY FACE and PERVERTED PLANET, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Victoria Rose and Tarra White:

RateMyWOW: VICTORIA ROSE
RateMyWOW: TARRA WHITE

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Well, this is one way to get rid of a pesky mother in-law


OR, a great way to keep her coming around. Your choice.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your snotty mouth is, so shut up, listen, and learn a few things)

Ginger Spice's Huge Boobs in a Tight T-Shirt (we always remember her as Geri Halliwell who made dirty videos when she was younger)

Danielle Richardson has amazing surgically-augmented bosoms (z0d)

Forever Typecast - 15 actors who will be forever typecast into certain roles (Bullz Eye)

Best Album Cover Ever?

Paxton Lane has to wear gloves... she doesn't know where her hiney has been (Daily Niner)

18 More Shirt Ideas For The Slutty Chick In Your Life

Strippers Against Fishing

Manliness of Yesteryear - The Duel

The Web's Best 2 Girls 1 Cup Parodies

A Tribute to the... Acronym? (atom)

An Ape Gropes A Hot Blonde...And She Loves It!

I'M SORRY:
(Incredibly sorry that you've managed to screw up all of your relationships, and the only person who will even give you a second look is your frumpy ex)

What the heck is Naomi Russell so happy about?

Actually, the question should be "what is Jules Jordan so happy about? Just click the pic and watch it.

Speaking of Happy Chicks, Alexis Texas is one seriously chipper nymphomaniac:

We'd like to buy her a malted...and a butt plug.

Finally, what the hell is Aria Giovanni giggling about?

She's driving around Scottsdale with her cans hanging out, for crying out loud.

From racks, we move to rock and Mr. DUFF McKAGAN singing "Attitude" in NYC:

Thanks to our own FoundryMusicRob for snagging this video

Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us some great video in their official FoundryMusic Tees. Dan, Blitz, and the guys in THE CURSED sent us "Best Of The Worst"...so we slapped 'em together:



CLICK ASHLEIGH's ASSETS AND SEE THE GIRLS GO!

when you stop salivating, take your free hand and click on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily now!

Stop hitting on your co-worker with the big tits for a minute and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Aria Giovanni Driving With Her Top Down
Dog Goes to Town on Old Woman
Alexis Texas Likes All Kinds of SEX
Duff McKagan's LOADED: 'Attitude' LIVE in NYC
Naomi Russell Shakes Her Beautiful Booty in a Mini Skirt
Caught on Video: Racially Motivated Beating in Canada

 

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