Lonely MILF goes shopping, Arm-Farting Old Man, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN - New Trailer, BATMAN: Arkham City Trailer, WINGER in Brazil, Ripper Owens in Quebec, Shyla Styez & Alexis Texas

Bored? Lonely? Don't look at us, we're out-of-shape and introverted There IS however a woman in your neighborhood who is just waiting for you though:

She could be at the mall... aor at the supermarket... antsy for you to introduce yourself.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your general state of health, you elephant. There's a busy highway. Go for a walk.)

Never underestimate the hilarity of an old Iranian man arm-farting:

He could be Armenian...but that's missing the point entirely. Just watch the damn video.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

You will not miss Orlando Bloom or Kiera Knightley in the new PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN film, On Stranger Tides:

The trailer hit the web the other day and this franchise is going to make another Gazillion dollars from the looks of it.

Speaking of cool ass trailers, have you seen this preview for the game Batman: Arkham City yet?

Whaddya mean, 'no'? Click it, fool!.

What does Katie Price look so pissed off about? (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh how silly... WE know... she had to be reminded of the sex video she made when she was younger... cuz you know, she tends to forget.

Your Ultimate Gamer's Gift Guide (the Bachelor Guy)

2011 DODGE CHARGER: A Review (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Cassie Walton is way too hot for that bikini... she should remove it. Oh look! (FreakShow Planet)

Theo. Guy's name...her body is ALL...WOMAN (z0d)

Jana Jordan wore an itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie, red polka-dot bikini... but not for long (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you think you have a soul in that bloated body of yours. It's long gone, sweetness.)

Hey! You...over there! Remember the band WINGER??

...They're HUGE!... in Brazil.

Keeping with the obscure, but somewhat-still-relevant, Tim 'Ripper' Owens brought his kids up on stage during a show in Quebec:

To deviate from the set a little, they knocked out some classic AC/DC with "T.N.T." for those Canadian savages (kidding!)

OK, onto the boobies (we know whatcha want)...

Blond, busty and totally filthy Shyla Stylez is barely stuffed into her nurse outfit:

She's out of it completely and getting ravaged in Wet Dreams Cum True 6 - On Demand Now ... Don't act all shocked. You knew where that clip was headed.

Ass-tacular Alexis Texas is showing off her hiney in a pink thong:

...and then getting it packed full of protein in Apple Bottomz 4 - On Demand Right now.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Dancing Doll Man, Fergie in her Undies, New videos from ALICE IN CHAINS & SOUNDGARDEN, Sara Jay, Sara Stone, and Alina all Show off their Huge Hooters

Welcome... to another week off... cleaning Chex Mix out of the bed:

granted, this needs to be done when you have two otherwise attached women eating Chex off each other's butts. Adultery. It's for Adults. Just like Chex Mix.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but definitely not as bad as the looks YOU get coming up and down the hall)

Some people would call Australia's Dancing Doll Man 'truly free':

We, on the other hand, submit to you, that he is 'truly insane'. Deal with it. He's loco. Not motive.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Fergie on a Bike In Her Underwear (Drunken Stepfather)

When Beer Saves The Day (The Smoking Jacket)

Heather Carolin is wearing a big ass hat ...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Leia Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Domino has Tattoos...and Big Boobs...and that's it (z0d)

Hamster Mis-shifts in V-tec (Fork Party)

Kayden Kross wastes no time in showing you her no-no spot (Dailyniner)

Dad Grooves to Bieber, Upstages Daughters (college humor)

4 Year-old is Pissed But with really good reason (Noob Dad)

The 20 Coolest NFL Player Cars (Sub5Zero)

Hamster Mis-shifts in V-tec I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the closest you'll ever be to rock star status is singing drunken karaoke in a basement. Glug. Glug. Glug.)

In case you've been living in a cave, SOUNDGARDEN is back and is about to release some new music?

Here's the first single from Telephantasm, called "Black Rain"... Hey, we saw that movie too!

As long as we're talking about Seattle bands, ALICE IN CHAINS released the most confusing video we've ever seen for "Acid Bubble":

We're of the opinion that you have to be ON acid to understand the video, but of course we're not going to condone that behavior.

From Seattle grunge, we take a hard left to Ameircan Boobs

Sienna West needs her office cleaned...and her carpet munched:

Thank GOD Sara Stone shows up and takes care of everything.

The seductive, MILF-tastic Sara Jay is showing off her curvaceous body... why?

Because in all honesty, it's about to get reamed by a very well-endowed, and happy black man... look at that smile!!

This is Ukrainian-born Alina. She is young, she is naturally-busty, and she is willing to get naked:

In addition, Alina is also willing to compromise herself in any which way she can to make a name for herself... use EXTRA lube, honey muffin!

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

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Cow Riding Fail, Seattle Cop Punches Woman, Megan Fox is Engaged, Halle Berry is Bending Over, GUNS N ROSES keyboard player falls, New PAPA ROACH music, Violet and Iron Man, Annette Schwarz is filthy, Dasha Astafieva is a proud Ukrainian

Yeehaw! It's Hump Day, cowboy! So find yourself a cute li'l cowgirl and do some humping

So what if she's got a fella? she's a free spirit, and he's passed out. Go enjoy yourself and have an affair.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)

Man Rides Cow. Lasts Fifteen Seconds Before falling off:

All Dreams of becoming a Cowboy are lost forever.

You'd think with all the camera phones surrounding this little scuffle in Seattle...

The cop would have exercised some restraint. Right or Wrong, just hold back a little so there's not so much footage, ya know?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Megan Fox is Engaged. Again. (WWTDD)

Oh boy, Megan Fox is Naked. Again.


Halle Berry Has a Swell Camel Toe (Drunken Stepfather)

Not that she's known for subtlety...considering we've lost count how many times she's been totally nekkid on camera

Jayna Oso is Oh-So-Sexy (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Lee Unkrich, Director of TOY STORY 3 (Bullz-Eye)

The Vuvuzela - The Ultimate Online Guide to the Real Star of World Cup 2010 (URLesque)

Space Race 2020: USA vs. Adorable Robots (UPROXX)

Capri Anderson is as clean as a whistle, but still feels the need to shower. Good for her! (Dailyniner)

10 Things You Should Never Say to a Madam (Asylum)

Angel Dark really needs to give up on clothes at this point. Why bother with 'em? (z0d)

The Booth Babes of E3 2010 (Gunaxin)

A Tribute to Dads Who Go Above and Beyond: Awesome Treehouses (The Bachelor Guy)

The Worst Blind Date Ever (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

Chris Pitman from GUNS N' ROSES (click it, fool) fell ass-over-teacup during the band's opening song in Moscow:

That Russian Vodka has some serious kick to it. Wait, are we implying that someone in GUNS N' ROSES drinks? Eh, maybe.

Those friendly boys in PAPA ROACH (who happen to have a TON of albums out) have a new single:

The band's new album Time For Annihilation...On The Road and On The Record will be out in late August

from rowdy rock bands to bouncing boobies...

You've seen Violet in plenty FOUNDRY CAMS videos, and she has a new site, Viorotica:

...and now she's giving IRON MAN a naked lap dance. What a lucky superhero.

Ukrainian Hotness and PLAYBOY Playmate Dasha Astafieva loves showing off her Ukrainian heritage:

she also loves showing off her naked hiney...which we'll never object to.

German-born Annette Schwarz is one of the filthiest adult starlets we've ever met (and yes we have met her):

SO filthy, that this clip is only :58 seconds long... for Annette's full-blown ass-reaming, check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - On Demand Now!

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

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We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Jumpy Crab, Obsessing over Iron Man, Joslyn James Says Tito Beat Up Jenna, Kim Kardashian's Tight Clothes, Lopez Luvz SLASH, Brazilians Love MEGADETH, Knocker Hockey with Dominno, Candice Cardinele in The Kitchen

Happpy HUMP DAY, kids. Hump a mom, whydontcha?

This MILF in a bikini could be all yours... thanks to the people who encourage you to fornicate with MILFs.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

Some animals don't want to be eaten:


Like this crab, who got a little jumpy when tossed into a pot of boiling water.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

We're obsessing over this suitcase-armor scene from the new IRON MAN film:


HOw do ya fit all that armor into a suitcase, man? You're wrecking the illusion, maaaaan! (incidentally, we were told several times that the suitcase armor IS in fact part of IRON MAN mythos. We are, quite obviously, idiots.

Joslyn James says Tito Ortiz Beat up Jenna Jameson (WWTDD)

and why wouldn't you believe every word she says...Anyone whose best work is showcased in 'Monster Cock POV 2' should never be argued with. We don't even need to hear Tito's end of this.


Kim Kardashian Loves Squeezing Herself into very tight, very shiny outfits (Drunken Stepfather)

and she also likes going down on black guys... why do we keep going with that gag? Because we love beating bits like that to death.

5 Questions from Tribeca With Bill Murray (MovieFone)

Roxanna, you don't have to put on the red Light... but taking off your dress would be nifty (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat with Patrick Stewart (Bullz-Eye)

Kagney Linn Karter is Kinda Kute when she's naked (Dailyniner)

Courtney Love Resurrects Hole Once Again for 'Nobody's Daughter' (Asylum)

Top 10 Ways To Mess With Your Drunk Friends (TheCampusSocialite)

Get the New Gillette ProGlide Free, Before it Hits Shelves (TheBachelorGuy)

Andrea B is Pretending to be Bashful...but she's really Bare-assed (z0d)

Awesome HALO Parody Mashup (GammaSquad)

The 10 Most Awesome Mascot Dunks Of All Time (With Video) (Bleacher Report)

SEC Checks Itself In To Rehab Due To Porn Addiction (Apoliticus)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

Look who's popping up all over the damn place. It's SLASH on Lopez Tonight (again):

only Myles Kennedy is singing with him this time, and not that lousy Aussie from Wolfmother. His hair is creepy, ain't it?

What do Brazilians love more than transexuals and prostitutes? MEGADETH, dammit!

See? The proof is in the video. You can never have enough prostitutes though, can you?

from heavy bands to, well... heavy hooters (only so many good segues, you know)

Large-breasted exotic adult starlet Dominnno is playing a friendly game of air hockey:

and as you might imagine, it's not long before she's playing with herself...on the air hockey table. Someone get a mop

from the rec room, we move upstairs to the kitchen...

where you'll find Candice Cardinele sauntering around in next to nothing:

when you have a body like that, you're kind of obligated, you know?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

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Tuesday Links: Bass Player in the Bushes, Naked Billboard Dancing, Michelle McGee's Fridge is a Nazi, Cowgirl Mila Kunis, IRON MAN 2 Game Trailer, OVE

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

The backyard heavy metal festival was going off without a hitch, and the groupies were lining up...




Then Rodney your uncoordinated bass player dove into the bushes, killing every ounce of mojo you guys had.

You know, sometimes you just have to climb a billboard in Dallas, get naked, and dance...




Who cares if you stop traffic? You gotta do what feels right.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for IRON MAN 2: The Gameis online:




We're not even going to lie. We already pre-ordered the game... because yes, we're THAT goddamn obsessive.

Mila Kunis is a Sexy Cowgirl (Drunken Stepfather)



and seriously Mila Kunis really should take her shirt off more.





Michelle McGee's Fridge is a Nazi (WWTDD)



And just in case you haven't seen them, Michelle Bombshell recorded hardcore footage on webcam... before she blew up Jesse James' life, that is.



7 Weird Things People Have Married (Asylum)



Girl Next Door: Melissa Melendez (Bullz-Eye)



Erica Ellyson is Everything you'll want in a lady...who gets naked...outside (FreakshowPlanet)



The 10 Greatest NCAA Tournament Buzzer Beaters Of All Time (Manofest)



Janelle Priego is doing Just Fine without her shirt...or bra...or pants (z0d)



Jake Gyllenhaal:Prince of Persia Workout (The Campus Throne)



Alexis Ford is the Cadillac of Platinum Blond Babes (Dailyniner)



Snake Lake: Behind the Screams (atom)



Release the Kraken! - mashups (URLesque)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

When you need mellow mood music, let our friends in OVERKILL be your guide...



...in the exact opposite direction, because their stuff (as you'll see in this clip from Argentina) is pretty heavy).

Move over heavy metal, we have heavy bosoms to look at...

Sexy young adult starlet Faith Nelson (aka 'In bed with Faith) is dancing on webcam:



Dim lighting covers up a lot of hurt, but Faith is still a good British Egg with no morals.

Keeping with the big boobs theme...

Naturally large-breasted Jelena Jensen felt like taking her top off under the old oak tree:



her options were to either a) tie a yellow ribbon around it... or b) take her shirt off and masturbate. guess which option SHE chose?

Speaking of the big boobs, you all know Violet, dontcha? She's done bunches of FOUNDRY CAMS videos:



She's juggling her jugs. Get it? Get it? Wait. We didn't make a joke. Sorry.

Keeping with the cam girl clippage...

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


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