Profile of a Poo Eater, Drive Angry Trailer 2, SLASH Acoustic, ALICE COOPER's old-school nip-slip, Heather Summers, September Carrino, Priya Anjali Rai

If you're scouring the bar scene looking for a late-night hookup look NO further than the drunken MILF at the end of the bar...

Husband? Shmusband... she wouldn't be hanging out getting plastered at a bar if she didn't want company. Go on, go for it!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but your perfectioninst bullshit really is. Flawlessness must me SUCH a burden)

Why do some women find pleasure in eating poo? Inquiring minds want to know:

Then again, a lot of 'em really DON'T want to.

We're of the opinion that if NICOLAS CAGE makes enough movies, good or bad...

He might just have himself a hit on his hands.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Hey Karissa Shannon! You got something on your boobs! Oh, you probably meant to do that (Drunken Stepfather)

Hey, it's par for the course...considering she just released 'Karissa Shannon Superstar' through Vivid Video


Nice, right? CLICK IT!!

Locked and Loaded: Designed For Firearm Fans (DesignCrave)

Taylor Stone is getting naked by the window. You know, someone MIGHT just see in there (z0d)

Sasha Grey cleans up so nice...when she's not ramming herself full of butt-plugs (Dailyniner)

Sexy Celebrities with Ugly Significant Others: A Field Guide (UPROXX)

Diana Doll has the face of a doll...and the body of an angel (Freakshow Planet)

12 Reasons Why Couples Halloween Costumes Are a Bad Idea (TheBachelorGuy)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

Best Exotic Sports Cars (CraveOnline)

Most Famous Crimes Ever Committed (Infographic) (ForkParty)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your gums don't stop flapping long enough for you to hear some common sense every once in a while)

Our friend SLASH hit the stage with his singer MYLES KENNEDY for an acoustic version of "Back from Cali":

They're out promoting the new Slash (2CD/DVD) set.

Well, it seems like a bunch of old biddies got themselves all into a tizzy because ALICE COOPER's old video for "Poison" has a glimpse of a breast... a GLIMPSE!!!:

Oooh, shudder... let's all arrest him now. OR, we could act like normal human beings and calm the fuck down.

The offending album was Trash... Boo Scary. Umm, no.


From big rock, we segue onto...you guessed it! Big Boobies!

the lovely Heather Summers is talking... again...and getting naked...again:

Honestly, we much prefer Heather when she's getting naked and diddling herself. As she SHOULD be, dag-nabbit!

Sexy Indian Goddess Priya Anjali Rai is hands-down the sexiest Indian we have EVER laid eyes on.

We'd actualliy like to lay something else on her but she's doing just fine on her own... dammit.

HH-Chested September Carrino Can't STAND the feel of fabric on her huge hooters

So what better way to spend her time than flinging off her shirt and letting those boobies fly!!!

Angel who? She's Angel Rivas and even the most flimsy shirt is no match for her

and once she gets all naked and stuff the fun REALLLY starts... but don't take our word for it. Watch the full clip.

TRAPT has a new album out called No Apologies, a new single Sound Off, and we have a new totally tattooed girl in our FOUNDRY CAMS club named Candy. Of course, we had to get these people together to make an amazing new video.
What you see is amazing compilation of tattoos, tunes, and titilating video, courtest of Candy from FOUNDRY CAMS. Thanks again to TRAPT for the music, and thanks as always to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Candy's Tattooed Cans...NOW. then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Candy LIVE...and Naked... (and if YOU want to be naked, that's all on you)

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Drunk Mexican vs. Bull, Karissa Shannon Upskirt, Wheelchair Crowd Surfing, new video from ALL THAT REMAINS, Bea Flora Topless, Bryci's Boobs

Do you know WHY the ancient Egyptians referred to the middle of the week as "Hump Day"? Because of all the mid-week humping that was going on.. Duh.

That is a BIG pile of naked ladies... What the hell are you waiting for? Jump on in! Adult time = Fun time.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your general state of health, madam. Why not go on a diet or three before your heart explodes)

A Drunk Mexican guy decides to jump into the rodeo and charge an angry bull

How do you THINK this ended?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Karissa Shannon forgot to wear undies (Drunken Stepfather)

Which, come to think of it, isn't a bad move considering she just released 'Karissa Shannon Superstar' through Vivid Video


Nice, right? CLICK IT!!

20 Things I Wish I Knew Before College (The Campus Socialite)

Aria Giovanni has a winning smile, a professional attitude, a great set of boobs, and her hands in her pants (Freakshow Planet)

Top 10 Boob Trick Videos (The Firsky)

Yoko Ono chats with Bullz-Eye.com (Bullz-Eye)

101 Vintage Campy Horror Movie Posters (Design Crave)

Brynn Tyler is butt naked by the Pool (z0d)

Krista Ayne nuzzles up to a very lucky Buddha statue (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your heart is constantly thumping like a jackrabbit, you monstrosity)

Who says you need legs to crowd surf??

Just wheel your ass into the middle of the pit and start biting some ankles. You'll get hoisted up in no time...just like this guy at the SLAYER (click for tickets) show.

And since we're feeling so cheerful, our pals in ALL THAT REMAINS released their video for "Hold On":

It's very cheerful, don't you think?

The band's latest album For We Are Many drops on October 12, 2010:


now let's shimmy on over to the breast aisle...

Insanely busty Polish MILF Bea Flora is washing the shower doors with her boobs:

and with 42G-sized hooters that's a lot of surface area she can cover

As long as we're drooling over huge boobs Bryci is not terribly fond of her lace under-garments:

In fact, she cannot WAIT to get them off so she can diddle appropriately. Bryci is what we call 'a good egg'.

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Scaring the Crap out of Dave the Intern...with Lisa Sparxxx

Scaring the Crap out of Dave the Intern...with Lisa Sparxxx
Video sent by foundrymusic

What do you do when you have a gullible naive young intern (ie; Dave) who will believe pretty much anything you tell him, and you stick him in a room with a half-naked porn star like Lisa Sparxxx? Why, you find a nice, willing black O&A fan to run into the studio screaming, and pretend to be Lisa's husband...just to scare the crap out of young David. Why? because it's FUNNY, that's why.