Wednesday Links: New Music Videos and Music Headlines, Incoherent OZZY interview, Naked Beach Babes, Hot Pink German Hotties

If you can read this... you're driving too slow.
Wait, what?

Psst... over there... your neighbor's wife is checking you out. Just 'cause you're married doesn't mean you have to stop dating.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We have a stripper DOWN...repeat, we have a Stripper D O W N!

So that's all the crap that happens at strip clubs you never get to see. Cool.

Mommy, why does OZZY look so confused?

Mr Osbourne is just tired, that's all.

And why is that guy-who-used-to-be-in-WARRANT so pissed off?

Probably because he pissed away all of his WARRANT royalty checks.

NEW MUSIC HEADLINES: Get the latest rants from Eddie Van Halen, IRON MAIDEN's former singer, Trent Reznor, Marilyn Manson, and more... in the latest MUSIC HEADLINES

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we said so)

Jim Breuer And His Daughter Remind Ladies To Use Extensive Birth Control

The Top 10 Basketball Shoes of the 90's

When Superheroes Go Casual

Why Shake Hands when you can do this?

Kayden Kross's Personal Twitter Photos (could Kayden Kross be ANY HOTTER? We think NOT

The Ten Most Delicious Miracles

Spice Up Your Swear Words with Foreign Language Curses

The 6 Funniest Reviews of "How To Live With A Huge Penis"

The Hazards of Twittering 24/7

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you've run out of lotion and now have to use Crisco.)

Ass-Tastic Katja Kassin proves that Germany still has a few tricks up its sleve.

Katja likes it in the dumper. Just thought we'd share.

The naturally-busty Sasha D LOVES GIRLS but she doesn't like her clothes. She shuns them.

One more time for the slow kids in the back... Sasha D. likes the girlies.

Our lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS Nyli, Countess, Layla, Deliliah, Jess Klein, Aurora, and Gianna all sent in some outstanding videos of themselves in their official FoundryMusic shirts. TANTRIC sent us their brand new single "Mind Control". We sent everything to our editor, and what we got back was one of the most drool-inducing video clips we have ever been associated with.



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE GIRLS LOSE CONTROL

Once you recuperate from humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Lia 19 and Danielle Fool Around On the Golf Course
JANI LANE: 'Cherry Pie' and a WARRANT remark - Live at the M3 Festival
Katja Kassin in a Hot Pink Thong
RATT: 'Nobody Rides For Free' LIVE in Nashville
OZZY OSBOURNE very 'Tired' During 1989 Interview in Helsinki
Sasha D Naked at The Beach

 

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Friday Links: Tweeting traffic, Grammy-winning Golden shower honey, Hello Mr. Kickball Face, 'The Road' Trailer, Ladies in Lingerie, Katja Kassin's in Fishnets

Why would anyone tweet photos of rainy Lincoln Tunnel traffic?

Oh, that's right. There's very little else to do when you're sitting in it for 90 minutes.

Honestly who knew you were such a kinky girl?

And we thought your only redeeming quality was your boobies. This golden shower queen comes from our pals at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married fella, Mr. Bigglesworth? your wife doesn't seem to remember. She was beating the butcher's meat just this morning.

Did someone say FREE?

Thanks to our boys at Afro Jacks for the running joke. Get it? Running joke? 'Tis a pun.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Dude... your head is a kickball!

Poor li'l Richard Rodriguez never saw THAT coming.

Why does the Apocalypse always look so damn... bleak??

It's the trailer for THE ROAD, based on the novel by Cormac McCarthy, who wrote No Country for Old Men

(Someone say 'KFC'??? Nooo, they said UFC, dick)

What's the fight about Mr. Goldberg?

Sometimes the fights that break out AFTER the UFC event are better than the ones IN the actual UFC.

I'M SORRY:
(Oh please... like that line ever works.)

If you think Trina Marie is a perv, you'd be incorrect...

Trina wants a nice guy who will treat her like a queen. Well, that takes us out of the running.

Ashley Jo is thinking about what kind of underwear goes best with date rape...

The correct answer? NO underwear.

Oh boy! It's Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS doing what she does best...lookin' sexy.

We all LOVE GISELE... You should too.

When you get home from a wild night of sweaty adultery, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Tiffany Brookes Takes Her Turquoise Top Off
TESTAMENT guitarist Rocks The Jazz
Trina Marie Talks about the Perfect Date...and Gets Naked
El Monte Police Chase Ends With A Kick To The Head
Ashley Jo Changes Her Lingerie
Katja Kassin Feels Herself Up
UFC 63: Bill Goldberg breaks up a Brawl
THE ROAD - Trailer 1

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