Friday Links: Flings and Deviant Things, Freeway Flip-Over, RUNAWAYS Trailer, Mystery Mom Mammaries, Rihanna is a Bat, METALLICA on Violin, ANTHRAX in

Thank. GOD. It's Friday...Pants are officially OPTIONAL, boys and girls. Before (or during) the Oscars this Sunday, why not curl up with a married friend in a comfy bed?



You only live once... so live it up, whydontcha? Morality is for suckers.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)

The dashboard camera was invented for one reason, and ONE reason only...




To capture horrifying accidents on video. Just like this one in Madrid.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the new RUNAWAYS movie is online, and lookee...Dakota Fanning is all growed up:




Wait a sex...err, sec... she's only SIXTEEN? Great, we're all goin' to jail.

Whose exploitative Mom boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)





Rihanna looks like a big green Bat (WWTDD)



10 Under-appreciated Roles from Johnny Depp (Bullz-Eye)



when she's not melting down and crying, Shawne Lenee is pretty hot (FreakshowPlanet)



N.J. kids baseball league rejects gun dealer's sponsorship (Hugging Harold Reynolds)



Psst... Audrey Bitoni...your boobs are showing (z0d)



The Cursed LaBeouf Family Line (College Humor)



Cody Love LOVES being naked. See? See? (Dailyniner)



Top 10 Stoned Birthday Dog Photoshops (Heavy)



Human Smores Contest (Ego TV)



Naked Snow Woman Thrills Many, Offends One Anonymous Neighbor (Asylum)



29 Oscar Speeches In 2 Minutes (Comedy)



How to Destroy your Facebook Page (UPROXX)



The Chat Roulette Scavenger Hunt (FunnyCrave)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

TURN IT UP!!! BRING THE NOISE!!! ANTHRAX-style, that is... with the song made famous by PUBLIC ENEMY:



...originally released on Attack of the Killer B's in 1991. Yes, we're geeks.

Now, for the distinguished headbanger... METALLICA...Violin and Cello-style...



Catchy, eh? Yeah, probably why the band sold a bazillion copies of it.

The next time you feel like punching a Canadian in the face, just think about busty li'l Bryci here:



Without Canada, we wouldn't have Bryci and her huge boobs. Canadians don't all suck. They should put that on a sticker.

On her way to the prom... Ennie's boobs popped out of her dress... she must not have zipped it up all the way.



Fortunately that's now all that Ennie did on prom night. Thank you alcohol.

What's better than a naked Playboy Playmate?



Eh, MAYBE ice cream. Actually, if we had a naked Playboy chick AND some ice cream... that would be something.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Tuesday Links: Slowest Game of Russian Chicken, Helloween in Lounge Suits, Naked Snooki Pics, Mike Tyson is Graceful, Release the Kraken!!!

Hey-O and Happy Tuesdee! Throw caution to the wind...along with your morals...



Romance, Shmomance... married neglected people need love too!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

Two Russian Drivers play the slowest game of chicken...EVER:




What a pointless use of two tons of automobile. Yech...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your perpetural whining is really irritating the shit out of us, so how's about removing your larynx with a spork?)





Prepare to get turned on...who wants naked photos of Snooki? (WWTDD)





Mike Tyson is the least graceful fat guy we know (Drunken Stepfather)



10 of the sexiest movie posters of all-time (Bullz-Eye)



GroundHog Day - The Lost Radio Tapes (Gunaxin)



Tyra Lex is all Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome... with big boobs (z0d)



Were We Always Assholes? (Heavy?)



Shanda Michelle makes her undies go bye-bye (Daily Niner)



12 Seagulls Stealing Ice Cream (ForkParty)



Move on ovah... it's Jana Cova! Eh, boooo.. (FreakshowPlanet)



20 Sexy Female Celebs Who Haven't Aged Well (ManOFest)



Remix: LOST writers need your help (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

Metal dudes in black suits? Hells yeah. It's HELLOWEEN. Say what?



Yup. They're not taking themselves too seriously in the video for "Dr. Stein" from Unarmed: Best Of 25th Anniversary which is out now.

Release the Goddamn KRAKEN, bitches! It's the international trailer for the CLASH OF THE TITANS remake:



More Sam Worthington. More Kraken, mawfugger.

...and now we say hi to supersexy PLAYBOY hotness Victoria Ivanova:



Ukrainian-born, St Louis-raised. Takin' a shower. It's all good, fellers.

Speaking of sexy PLAYBOY bitches, check out Tiffany Ryan and her GI-NORMOUS boobies:



Alabammy-born and all bosoms and hiney. How do you NOT bring this gal home to mom?

Finally, here's beautiful Beth Williams:



She's from a small town in Ohio, and it's the small town girls who are the dirtiest girls Yum Yum give us some o' dat.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



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We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Monday Links: Warm up with a MILF, 100mph Highway Crash, Car vs. Fence, WARRANT live in Phoenix, Topless beauties Tiffany Brookes, Sharon Pink, Kasandra

 

Happy snowy Monday, kids (unless you live down south). Get out of the cold, and into your neighbor's bed:

OK, so maybe she's not posing for photos, but you'll never know unless you hurry up!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Winter in Maine has its perks, you know...

...like watching some idiot plow through a STOP sign and destroy your neighbor's fence.

Random Airbag Test!

a Wichita driver plows into parked car going over 100mph.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your frown, however, is. Cheer up, Grinch. It's the Holiday Season!

RIP Brittany Murphy
(Drunken Stepfather)
Brittany Murphy: A look back at the Sexy

Adele Stephens emerges from the pool, looking Barbie-like (z0d)

Girl Next Door: Pele Lovell (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones in Assless Chaps (Daily Niner)

Helpful Tips to Avoid Being “That Guy” at Your Office Christmas Party (Gunaxin)

Cassie Rose Can't Possibly Get any Hotter (FreakshowPlanet)

Why 2010 will be Hilarious (COMEDY)

Tiger Woods Tower Defense (Heavy)

5 Rules of a Good Wingman (The Bachelor Guy)

2009 Playmate Review (Playboy)

The 18 Best Movies Of The Decade (FilmDrunk)

Hot Cougars: A Photo Gallery (FunnyCrave)

whoa, wait a minute... did someone say COUGAR???

Whatcha waiting for??? hook up with a sophisticated older woman now!

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your grudge-holding will keep you in a perpetual state of misery. Sucks to be you, don't it?)

This leggy brunette with the nice nubs is Tiffany Brookes and she can't wait to get out of that bothersome bikini:

She's got a Sybian to ride. which is a fun activity for lonely gals.

Busty Polish blond Sharon Pink is spending time with her biggest fan:

And it really is a fan. A big one! (rimshot)

What do you call WARRANT without Jani Lane?

Umm, you still call 'em WARRANT, only with Robert Mason singing, there's less falling down.

aaaad back to boobies, Busty raven-haired Polish babe Kasandra is fondling her funbags in front of the Christmas tree.

Woo! Christmas is early!

Our fantastic FOUNDRY CAMS girls Shanelle and Cherry are getting wet and hosing down their FoundryMusic shirts. TAKING DAWN supplies the soundtrack.
The girls provide the boobies.

CLICK ON SHANELLE TO SEE HER GET WET!

(and now to recap... because we can't remember what happened five seconds ago, let alone five minutes ago)

Hurry up and get that hot Cougar's phone number, because you should be looking at what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Caught On CCTV: Driver Ignores Stop sign, plows through fence
Tiffany Brookes Busts out of her Black Bikini
Caught on Video: 100mph Highway Crash in Kansas
Sharon Pink Plays with Her New Fan..and her boobs
WARRANT: Uncle Tom's Cabin LIVE in Phoenix
Kasandra Fondles Her Funbags For Christmas

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Friday Links: Tweeting traffic, Grammy-winning Golden shower honey, Hello Mr. Kickball Face, 'The Road' Trailer, Ladies in Lingerie, Katja Kassin's in Fishnets

Why would anyone tweet photos of rainy Lincoln Tunnel traffic?

Oh, that's right. There's very little else to do when you're sitting in it for 90 minutes.

Honestly who knew you were such a kinky girl?

And we thought your only redeeming quality was your boobies. This golden shower queen comes from our pals at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married fella, Mr. Bigglesworth? your wife doesn't seem to remember. She was beating the butcher's meat just this morning.

Did someone say FREE?

Thanks to our boys at Afro Jacks for the running joke. Get it? Running joke? 'Tis a pun.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Dude... your head is a kickball!

Poor li'l Richard Rodriguez never saw THAT coming.

Why does the Apocalypse always look so damn... bleak??

It's the trailer for THE ROAD, based on the novel by Cormac McCarthy, who wrote No Country for Old Men

(Someone say 'KFC'??? Nooo, they said UFC, dick)

What's the fight about Mr. Goldberg?

Sometimes the fights that break out AFTER the UFC event are better than the ones IN the actual UFC.

I'M SORRY:
(Oh please... like that line ever works.)

If you think Trina Marie is a perv, you'd be incorrect...

Trina wants a nice guy who will treat her like a queen. Well, that takes us out of the running.

Ashley Jo is thinking about what kind of underwear goes best with date rape...

The correct answer? NO underwear.

Oh boy! It's Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS doing what she does best...lookin' sexy.

We all LOVE GISELE... You should too.

When you get home from a wild night of sweaty adultery, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Tiffany Brookes Takes Her Turquoise Top Off
TESTAMENT guitarist Rocks The Jazz
Trina Marie Talks about the Perfect Date...and Gets Naked
El Monte Police Chase Ends With A Kick To The Head
Ashley Jo Changes Her Lingerie
Katja Kassin Feels Herself Up
UFC 63: Bill Goldberg breaks up a Brawl
THE ROAD - Trailer 1

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