Tuesday Links: New H2 TV Trailer, Hair Salon Beating, Deer Stuck In A Bedroom, Jessica Kramer and Her Awesome Boobs

It's just another manic...Tuesday?
Meh, go fellate your neighbor. We're all about what's bad for you.

Saaay, look at what we found. The new TV Spot for Rob Zombie's Halloween 2 (H2):

Opening August 28th, you know...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

What's this? Two ladies brawling in an Oakland hair salon?

Nah, that NEVER happens.

Umm, Mom? There's a deer in my bedroom...

That's what you get for sleeping with a salt-lick, dummy.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we decided it wasn't)

Megan Fox in A Red Gown at the Transformers Premiere (and if all you saw was 'blah blah blah MEGAN FOX blah blah blah', that's fine too)

The 10 Greatest Celebrity Paparazzi Attacks Of All Time

Lady GaGa with MARILYN MANSON - LOVE GAME

The Cougar Reference Manual

Backflip Teeter Totter Nutshot

Top 10 Celebrity Music Videos Ever

120 Pictures Of Kissing Girls (Mmmmm....Girls Kissing RULES)

Father’s Day Gift Guides: Cool Tools Edition

Inappropriate Workplace, Episode 2: Wipe and Wear

USA vs Italy Model Showdown

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your woman won't let you put a finger in her bum-bum, you dum-dum)

Aww shit Jessica Kramer is back, and as busty as ever!

We'll NEVER get tired of her boobs.

This is Ashley from Ashley's Candy...and she's a bit warm.

...and we'll bet you can guess what she's about to do next

What could A hot European chick named Vika be doing on the stripper pole?

If you guessed "Exploiting herself"... you win...something.

Our lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS Nyli, Countess, Layla, Deliliah, Jess Klein, Aurora, and Gianna all sent in some outstanding videos of themselves in their official FoundryMusic shirts. TANTRIC sent us their brand new single "Mind Control". We sent everything to our editor, and what we got back was one of the most drool-inducing video clips we have ever been associated with.



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When you crawl out of the neighbor's window after boning his wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Jessica Kramer is a Bedroom Lover
H2 - Halloween 2 - TV Spot 1
Ashley Gets Naked On The Couch
Deer gets stuck in North Carolina House
Vika's Sexy Pole Dance
Caught on Video: Beating at Oakland Hair Salon

 

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Monday Links: Re-buying the BluRay, New Music Reviews, up-close Plane Crash, Lightning Bolt Caught on Video, Big Brother Babes Sex Tape, Sexy Czech Jana Defi

Happy Monday. We all hope you recuperated from your weekend of adultery with a friendly neighbor or co-worker. If you didn't get shot, then it was a success.

Don't you just hate when you open up your copy of Something About Mary, only to find an empty case?
Something About Mary
We had to go buy the 'Mary' Blu Ray disc this weekend ... cuz we dun losted our old one.

NEW MUSIC REVIEWS: Our crew of rockheads added some new music to our MUSIC REVIEW SECTION, including:

MINISTRY - Adios… Puta Madres: Ministry Final World Tour DVD
UNTOLD TRUTHS
FILTER: Remixes for the Damned
TERROR - The Damned, The Shamed

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Yo... Pull up! Pull up! Oh fuck it, just duck.

That's what you get for standing next to the lake when planes are taking off!

Just Hanging out in the living room, videotaping some rain...

and KA-BLOOEY. Lightning isn't screwing around, is it?

His name is Barnaby The Juggler, and he has a cool Cigarette trick for us:

We sincerely hope he's making a fortune off this cancer-causing sideshow act.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we decided it wasn't)

Mariah Carey Does NOT know how to Travel light (Mariah Carey DOES know how to make her boobs look good, so that's a plus)

The 30 Most Infamous Ghost Photos Ever Taken

The Comfort Wipe - Wipe Your ass with a rag on a stick

Pau Gasol is Really Ugly

Paola Pohl Makes Bowling Sexy

FaceFighter game for iPhone. Punch any asshat you come across, in the face

The 10 Sexiest See-Through Red Carpet Dresses

10 Signs You’re Taking Your Fantasy Baseball League Too Seriously

One crazy day in the fields of Azeroth (playing WoW)

Cowboy Monkey Riding A Dog

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your woman won't let you put a finger in her bum-bum)

Adult starlet Alexis Texas is taking her clothes off by the pool.

Maybe she's going to shower before she goes for a swim.

This legendary piece of all-natural breastfulness is Jana Defi.

...and those boobs are all-natural 32G-sized, baby!

Those BIG BROTHER chicks LOVE making SEX TAPES.

This is Anna and Jessica comparing boobs on Big Brother: Sweden

Our lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS Nyli, Countess, Layla, Deliliah, Jess Klein, Aurora, and Gianna all sent in some outstanding videos of themselves in their official FoundryMusic shirts. TANTRIC sent us their brand new single "Mind Control". We sent everything to our editor, and what we got back was one of the most drool-inducing video clips we have ever been associated with.



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE GIRLS LOSE CONTROL

Once you recuperate from humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Farah Feels Up Her 36DD Funbags
Guy Falls 25 Feet Out of Tree
Plane Crash at Lake Hood In Anchorage
Jana Defi and Her All-Natural 32G Breasts
Liana Presses Her Boobs Against the Shower Door
Caught On Video: Florida Man Captures Lightning Strike Outside Home
Swedish Big Brother - Boob Debate with Anna and Jessica
Cable Crossover Machine falls Over on Cody The MMA Fighter
Alexis Texas Strips Naked By The Pool
Barnaby The Juggler - The Cigarette Trick

 

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Friday Links: Reunited Rockers, Drunken DeVito, Tripping Dizee Rascall, Train vs. Car, Lesbian Love, and Luscious Latinas

It's Friday. Get outside and fornicate with a friendly neighbor or co-worker. Screw 'Miller time'...it's 'affair time'

Remember the ELECTRIC BOYS? They wrote that strip club anthem All Lips N Hips...

Hellooooo 1990!


Hellooo 2009 ... yeah, they got back together.

NEW MUSIC HEADLINES: Get the latest on ANVIL, AC/DC, BRET MICHAELS and More in the Latest Music Headlines

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Oh Danny DeVito, we appreciate your attempt to look drunk at 8am.

Buuuut nobody bought it. A for effort, though!

'Scuse me, sir? That would be a train moving in front of you...

Ya might wanna apply the brakes.

This is Dizzee Rascall. He's an English Rapper/Hip-hop artist...

He fallded off the stage when he was performing his song "Road Rage".

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we yelled at it)

Paris and Nikki Hilton show off their asses...from the front (Honestly, when is Paris Hilton Going to make another porno?)

How to Hack Flash Games

40 Pictures Of Roadside Dentists In Asia

Super Awesome Ridiculous Insurance Commercial

5 Movies That Cause Grown Men to Choke Back Tears

Top 10 fringe benefits of sports blogging

That stripper is somebody's daughter

The Most Disturbing Animals on Earth

Gratuitous Hot chicks and Beers Collection

5 Worst Facebook Applications

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your girlfriend won't let you in through the back door)

This, kids... is a photo shoot with Kelle Marie and Sunny Leone.

We call this piece of art "Lesbian Lick-Fest".

And this lovely piece of Latina fluff is Cierra Spice.

She's Umm...getting Clean in the hot Tub.

Her name is Karima. That's about all we know about her

That's all we NEED to know, too. Hi Karima...wanna go out for a malted?

Our lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS Nyli, Countess, Layla, Deliliah, Jess Klein, Aurora, and Gianna all sent in some outstanding videos of themselves in their official FoundryMusic shirts. TANTRIC sent us their brand new single "Mind Control". We sent everything to our editor, and what we got back was one of the most drool-inducing video clips we have ever been associated with.



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE GIRLS LOSE CONTROL

Once you recuperate from humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Female Fitness Model Brittany Thorsch Gets Naked
Dizzee Rascal Falls Off Stage While Performing in the UK
Station Wagon VS Slow-Moviing Train
Cierra Spice In The Outdoor Hot Tub
Kelle Marie and Sunny Leone Lesbian Lick-Fest Photo Shoot
Karima Naked On The Porch
Danny DeVito Acting Drunk During TV Interview
ELECTRIC BOYS: All Lips N Hips LIVE on Sweden's TV4

 

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Thursday Links: Mutt Tug O' War, ANVIL Live in NYC, New Music Headlines, Falling Model, Tased Granny, and a Bevy of Busty Babes

In the red corner, we have the five year-old Yellow Lab, and in the blue corner, the 11 week-old German Shepherd

Place your bets, people...yeah this is how we Tweet stuff

The weekend is ALMOST here. Time to ask your married co-worker out on a date. It's OK. We've heard she can keep secrets.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Hey honey, how many times do you have to be told NOT to drink from the milk jug?

We bet this is the LAST time.

Hey, here's a great idea. Let's put the catwalk IN the pool!

yeah, no one will ever slip and fall off that thing.

Metal on Metal...is what I Crave!

After 30 years, and one AMAZING documentary, the guys in ANVIL are finally getting some recognition.

NEW MUSIC HEADLINES: Get the latest on David Lee Roth, DAATH, Green Day, 3 Inches of Blood, and More in the Latest Music Headlines

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we yelled at it)

Kristin Cavallari Likes Heather Graham's Dress (We don't mind because Kristin Cavallari has a Hot Ass)

Deep Lyrics from BLACK EYED PEAS

Inmate Sues over 55 Hour Long Erection

Worst Butt Implants EVER

Two Hotties in the Shortests skirts EVER

Optimus Prime doesn't want your awful Strawberry & Peanut Butter M&Ms

Nicola Mar is the new face of Victoria's Secret. Here's a TON of photos of her

Jesse Jane says "Hello" (and then she screams a lot in her adult videos)

the Best Christopher Walken Impressions on YouTube

Geraldo Rivera Looks Like an Ass - A video series

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your wrists are so sore and your neighbor has to help you crank one out)

Loren loves getting naked outside.

and we're not going to attempt to tell her to get dressed.

Incidentallly April O'Neil loves getting naked outside too.

the UNCUT video is even better. Oofah.

How DO those hot Euro chicks get onto your computer screen?

If you're Sexy Czech Vikki, you take a ton of photos and video

Our lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS Nyli, Countess, Layla, Deliliah, Jess Klein, Aurora, and Gianna all sent in some outstanding videos of themselves in their official FoundryMusic shirts. TANTRIC sent us their brand new single "Mind Control". We sent everything to our editor, and what we got back was one of the most drool-inducing video clips we have ever been associated with.



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE GIRLS LOSE CONTROL

Once you recuperate from humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

April O'Neil Takes Her Shirt off in the Driveway
Tattooed Girl Milk Prank
St Louis Reporter Hosed with Sprinkler LIVE on TV
Viki's Sexy Airline Pilot Photo Shoot
Model María Amparo Slips off Catwalk into Pool
Amanda Hanshaw Nude Photo Shoot
Loren Gets Naked on the Back Porch
72 Year-old Kathryn Winkfein Tased - Uncut Footage
ANVIL: 'Metal On Metal' LIVE at the East Village Cinema in NYC

 

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Wednesday Links: Happy Hump Day! Washed out ATV, Exploding Gun Barrel, EUROPE plays Sweden Rock, Rachel Aziani, Nicole Graves, and their Busty Friends

Happy Hump Day, folks!
In honor of the mid-week hump-day, why not engage in a hump-fest with your cute married co-worker? Just don't tell management and then no one gets written up.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Did you ever wonder what happens if you go huntin' with a clogged gun barrel?

Wonder no more, Chesterfield.

If you're going to rescue surfers in a hurricane...

Perhaps you should reconsider driving the ATV into the ocean first.

It's the FINAL COUNTDOOOOOOWN!

The guys in EUROPE are still rocking that 20 year-old song.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we yelled at it)

Heather Graham at the HANGOVER premiere in the tightest dress we have EVER seen (let's not forget that Heather Graham loves getting naked on film!)

Will Ferrell on 'MAN vs WILD' - Full Episode

The Best of Animated Stick Figure Action

How To Write a Complaint letter

That is one seiously BIG ASS CHAIN.

How To Make BeatBox Sounds

Awesome METAL GEAR SPOOF

Fat Girls Can't Wait For the new 'TWILIGHT' sequel

NBA Finals Halftime Tweets

HELLO KITTY: Not Just for Girls Anymore

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your wrists are so sore and your neighbor has to help you crank one out)

Nicole Graves proves (again) that hot chicks have lot of hot friends.

So try to hang around hot chicks more often.

What happens when busty porn starlets Rachel and Amber go to the car wash?

...Exactly what you THINK is going to happen

Did you ever see a 96-pound, 5-foot-tall gal with 32D Boobs?

Well, then you should meet Angelina Leigh!

Our lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS Nyli, Countess, Layla, Deliliah, Jess Klein, Aurora, and Gianna all sent in some outstanding videos of themselves in their official FoundryMusic shirts. TANTRIC sent us their brand new single "Mind Control". We sent everything to our editor, and what we got back was one of the most drool-inducing video clips we have ever been associated with.



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE GIRLS LOSE CONTROL

Once you recuperate from humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Nicole Graves and Her Naked Friends Poolside
Clogged Gun Barrel Explodes
Amber Lynn Bach and Rachel Aziani - Topless Carwash
EUROPE: 'The Final Countdown' LIVE at Sweden Rock
Aria Valentino Topless Workout
Hurricane Ike Knocks Over Cop on ATV
Angelina Leigh Lets Her 32D Funbags Fly

 

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Tuesday Links: Tweeting Cakes, Bret Michaels gets Bonked on the Head, Final Destination Trailer, Taser to the Forehead, Sexy Upskirt, Jessica Kramer Schoolgirl Strip

Mmm, cake. Who the hell tweets photos of cake?

Women who are dieting down for bodybuilding competitions, that's who. We'll feed her one of these days.

For those of you recovering from that weekend affair with the married lady down the street, we have all kinds of goodies for you to check out... that require little or no effort on your part.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Our buddy BRET MICHAELS WAS having 'Nothing But a Good Time' at the Tony Awards...

...aaaand then he got bonked with a large piece of steel scenery...

Thoughts and prayers, man.

The trailer for the latest film in the FINAL DESTINATION SERIES is full of crispy young people:

How many times can you re-hash the same storyline? FOUR, apparently.

PLEASE Tase me, bro?

yeah, umm Don't get a taser and don't tase your buds

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we said so)

Lindsay Lohan really wants you to see through her clothes (lest we forget her role as a stripper)

Memorable Kids Shows of the 90s

Modern Day Jesus (with Olivia Munn)

Caucasian Ballers Finally Get Props

Anna Kournikova still makes Tennis Watchable.

Who Couldn't Use a Little Vida Guerra

Sexy Game Shows Compilations

Golden Girls Tattoo

Here's what you get with the new iPhone 3G.

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you're cranking it out with Neosporin)

Jessica Kramer is getting naked again.

and that's WAY better than crying and getting thrown out of nightclubs.

This fetching young blond is Sandy. Sandy likes taking her dress off in public.

...gotta love those public upskirt shots

Our lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS Nyli, Countess, Layla, Deliliah, Jess Klein, Aurora, and Gianna all sent in some outstanding videos of themselves in their official FoundryMusic shirts. TANTRIC sent us their brand new single "Mind Control". We sent everything to our editor, and what we got back was one of the most drool-inducing video clips we have ever been associated with.



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE GIRLS LOSE CONTROL

Once you recuperate from humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

POISON: 'Nothing But A Good Time' LIVE at the 2009 Tony Awards
Sexy Sandy Upskirt
The Final Destination - Trailer 1
Shawna Marie And Her Tennessee Tail
Fire Eater Makes Popcorn in His Mouth
Renna Pulls up her Pink Dress
Taser To The Foreheadl
Jessica Kramer Loses Her Schoolgirl Outfit
POISON frontman Bret Michaels Knocked Down by Backdrop at 2009 Tony Awards

 

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Monday Links: Coolest Photographer EVER, Terminator: Salvation Spoiler (sort of), Guitar Hero: Van Halen revealed, PG porn with Sasha Grey, Sharae Spears in the Shower, Hungarian Hottie on the couch

Spent the weekend in Scranton with photographer Daniel Lanton getting some amazing shots taken:

LOVE that neck tattoo. check out all of the photos at Daniel's site

For those of you recovering from that weekend affair with the married lady down the street, we have all kinds of goodies for you to check out... that require little or no effort on your part.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

If you didn't know what the big surprise in the new TERMINATOR: SALVATION is...

Well, you do NOW. Way to go, marketing department.

How come this trailer for GUITAR HERO: VAN HALEN is lacking in the Michael Anthony department?

Sheesh,a guy does a few CHICKENFOOT gigs, and becomes persona non grata.

Maybe the ALIEN vs. PREDATOR franchise isn't completely dead:

At least not according to this video game trailer for the upcoming console version...

PG-rated porn starring Sasha Grey? You don't say...

Well crap, I guess you DO say. Not a bad concept. Mushy penis. Heh.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we said so)

Lindsay Lohan: Vagina (lest we forget her role as a stripper)

The most disturbing family photo award goes to...

Tattoo Creativity at its finest

'crunchberries' aren't real berries???

Kristen Stewart looks...umm, happy.

The Wizards - Potion Mixing

Kate Bosworth needs a cheeseburger

Sam Adams Marinated Steaks?

iPhone 3G for sale...only slightly soaked in urine.

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you're out of lube and that you're cranking out a batch with toothpaste)

PLAYBOY hottie Sharae Spears is taking a shower.

...and that, kids...is all you need to know.

Everyone, we'd like you to meet Hungarian Hottie Linda. Her dress is too tight.

...so she's taking it off...

Our lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS Nyli, Countess, Layla, Deliliah, Jess Klein, Aurora, and Gianna all sent in some outstanding videos of themselves in their official FoundryMusic shirts. TANTRIC sent us their brand new single "Mind Control". We sent everything to our editor, and what we got back was one of the most drool-inducing video clips we have ever been associated with.



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE GIRLS LOSE CONTROL

Once you recuperate from humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Lovely Linda Strips Naked On The Couch
GUITAR HERO: VAN HALEN Trailer - E3 2009 footage
Nella is Nasty Outdoors in the Garden
Roadside Ass-sistance - PG Porn with Sasha Grey
Sharea Spears In The Shower
ALIENS vs PREDATOR - Game Trailer
Maggie Green and her 36FF Boobs in the Pool
TERMINATOR: SALVATION - TV Spot with Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

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