Old man vs. Young Man football brawl, SCREAM 4 Trailer, TOOL and Kirk Hammet in Hawaii, THE DAMNED THINGS on Jimmy Kimmel, VINNIE VINCENT guitars, Adult Awesomeness with Lisa Ann and Crista Moore

Hey-Ho! It's off to the copy room we go!

What better way to warm up in winter than a torrid office affair!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Baby it's cold outside...but you don't have to worry because you weigh 300 lbs)

When you're about to pick a fight with an older gentleman post-fender-bender...

... you should be prepared to possibly get your ass handsomely kicked... Just like this young dope.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your general state of health IS...)

More Ghostface = More Gooder! The international trailer for the latest entry in the SCREAM film franchise is online:

Try not to poop yer pants.

Who dis li'l munchkin wearin pasties? (Drunken Stepfather)

Veronika DeSouza has a Sweet, Sweet Hiney (FreakShow Planet)

Review: The Green Hornet (Bullz-Eye)

Celeste Star is in Slinky Lingerie....but not fer long (Dailyniner)

Lela Star (No relation) has her hand over her hoo-hah (How about We...)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't eat frosting for every meal, tubb-o)

RAWK... METALLICA's Kirk Hammet jammed with TOOL in Honolulu, Hawaii the other day:

They did Metallica's "Orion" and segued into Tool's "Lateralus"... and we're a bunch of music geeks.

THE DAMNED THINGS played their damned song on damned Jimmy Kimmel Live:

Dammit...

Pointy guitars rule... but why anyone would play one with VINNIE VINCENT's name on it is beyond us:

Really? Vinnie Vincent guitars? Where the hell did Vinnie go, anyway?

From fully-clothed bands to partially-clothed adult starlets...

Worldly-famously adult starlet Lisa Ann wants to tell you all about her start in adult:

Don't care? too bad. She's gonna tell you anyway

Panty-rific (is that even a word? Probably not) Crista Moore gets herself interviewed by creepy camera guy just before getting creampied:

Creampied? No, it's not a Three Stooges Reference.



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Disney World brawl, Little Boy attckaed by Little Dog, Adam Lambert does Metallica, Metallica Does Metallica, Axl and Duff Together Again, Heather Summers, Tory Lane, and a new FOUNDRY CAMS video with TRAPT

and if YOU spend YOUR weekend in an all-expenses paid hotel we certainly hope you took advantage of it...

Nothing says says "Helluva good time like messy hotel room and sticky married lady doing the walk of shame. Adultery. It's what's for dinner.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but the size of your greed can only be measured by the size of your ass. Just go away, dumpy)

Disney Wold is supposed to be the hap-hap-happiest place on earth...

that is, until the pissed-off baby-throwing daddy shows up.

A little boy was bitten by a li'l doggie down in North Carolina a few days ago

only the rocket scientist at WBTV Channel 3 labeled the poor kid "Little Dog". Poor fella.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Holy Shmoley! Whose ass in jeans is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

Her name is Sophie Turner, and ten bucks says you can find lots of naked pics of her

Avril Lavigne looking hotter than usual (Maxim)

Modern Flames: 40 Contemporary Fireplace Designs (DesignCrave)

Ryana Daniels is busty chocolate kiss (Freakshow Planet)

New Addiction: Your Mom Was Hot.. dot com (TheBachelorGuy)

Blast from the Past: Brittany Myers (Bullz-Eye)

Koopa gets a star (Dorkly)

Logann Brooke is trying to cover herself up. She's not doing a very good job of it. (z0d)

Anabelle has huge boobs...and a tiny red dress...and huge boobs (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that YOU can't control yourself long enough to stop buying larger sizes. It's a bitch not being able to buy off the rack, isn't it?)

Whoa. It's getting chilly in Hell. Our buddy Duff McKagan jumped on stage with GUNS N' ROSES in London:

Axl claims it was a result of the two staying in the same hotel in London. Ehh, maybe.

Why are we putting this up? Eh, news is slow. Adam Lambert, Who we could give a shit about, tore into "Enter Sandman" by METALLICA in honor of his bass player's birthday:

It was the band's tribute to the late, great Cliff Buruton, who died tragically in 1986.

Now, onto the real METALLICA, the boys dusted off "Orion' from Master of Puppets for the first time in 3 years in London::

Metallica? yes madam. Go Get Some NOW!

From metalheads to metal chicks...kinda...eh, it's a segue

Busty blond (sorta) Heather Summers is talking...but mostly getting naked:

The talking we could give a shit about. The getting naked? that's exactly what we care about. Heather Summers, you're a good egg! Just shut up, why dontcha?

Heavy-breated nurse Gianna Michaels is a naughty nurse and powdering her boobs

Why? We have NO clue. We do know that those powdered boobs will lead to something perverse.. at that's ALWAYS good.

Adult video veteran Tory Lane is having a hell of a time with her bikini

off with you, flimsy fabric! you have NO place on Tory's amazing body!

TRAPT has a new album out called No Apologies, a new single Sound Off, and we have a new totally tattooed girl in our FOUNDRY CAMS club named Candy. Of course, we had to get these people together to make an amazing new video.
What you see is amazing compilation of tattoos, tunes, and titilating video, courtest of Candy from FOUNDRY CAMS. Thanks again to TRAPT for the music, and thanks as always to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Candy's Tattooed Cans...NOW. then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Candy LIVE...and Naked... (and if YOU want to be naked, that's all on you)

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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