Wasted Weekend, Axl Rose Angers Australians, ANTHRAX + FALL OUT BOY = ?, Battle: Los Angeles Trailer, Swedish Idol is cooler than American Idol, SEETHER live in PA, Kagney Linn Karter, Jordan Carver, and Alanah Rae can't stay dressed

Did you have an eventful weekend? Do you REMEMBER any of it? did you do naughty things and find someone like THIS in your bathroom?

Congratulations, friend! Since you had so much fun over the weekend, let's hook up with another stranger TONIGHT!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the amount of space your girthy ass takes up when you sit down. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday.)

Axl Rose and the rest of GUNS N' ROSES managed to piss off 16,000 Australian fans when they hit the stage two hours late.

In other breaking news, the sky is blue and water is indeed wet.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for BATTLE: LOS ANGELES is online, and while we're always skeptical about these aliens-invade-and-cause-world-to-end films... GUNS N' ROSES managed to piss off 16,000 Australian fans when they hit the stage two hours late.

This one looks pretty F-ing solid. Well, OK... it kinda looks like INDEPENDENCE DAY, but far less stupid.

The Poster in the background is kind of a dead giveaway, but whose ass in tight jeans is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

Here's a hint for you - She got her start in crappy topless bondage films... too much? Knew it. Damn.

BLACK SWAN: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Ally Ryan has a Real Nice Rump (FreakShow Planet)

2 PLAYBOY Playmates get awfully oily and awfully naked (z0d)

Kaitylynn Cole is Kinda Friggin' Gorgeous posing naked outdoors (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that your hefty carcass keeps breaking the lawn furniture every time you sit down.)

Whaddya get when you mix ANTHRAX with FALL OUT BOY and EVERY TIME I DIE?

You get a big Damned band called THE DAMNED THINGS and... which has a bunch of Damned musicians.

The guys in SEETHER have done one hell of a job with GEORGE MICHAEL's "Carless Whisper":

We tried to get an opinion from George about the song, but he was whispering Carelessly to a fella in a public toilet. What? You didn't know he's gay? Where the hell you been?

Why is Swedish 'Idol' so much cooler than American Idol?

Because their contestants (like Jay Smith, seen above) pick songs like "Enter Sandman" by METALLICA to perform... dat's why.

OK, now we move on to the boobies. Any objections? Didn't think so.

Busty blonde adult starlet KAGNEY LINN KARTER is an amazing Texas-born piece of tail:

...and this clip is about all we can show you, because the full scene in CURVY GIRLS 4 (click to watch it on Demand) is pretty twisted. In a good way, that is.

New Jersey-born Alanah Rae is all about keeping clean:

Because if you've seen How sloppy she gets in some of her films you'd understand why.

Sexy German JORDAN CARVER has a lot to learn about staying hydrated in the desert:

Ice cream? You can't fill your canteen with that. are we TOTALLY missing the point on this one? Umm, yeah

18 year-old Montana born BREE DANIELS is really 18 as opposed to lying and really being in her mid 20's:

With that said, some smashing your face against the monitor. just go see all the naughty things Bree does to her naughty spots... and then thank us.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Worst PINK FLOYD cover, AARON LEWIS goes Country, FAITH NO MORE going home soon, HINDER going back to their rock roots, Heather Summers and Jennny P go topless

Just when you thought it was safe to leave your wife go to the beach by herself this thing happens again:

Our point is simple... Everyone is doing it... just join the club. It's a lot less expensive than breaking up... 'cuz that'll leave you F-ing penniless.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

After listening to this PINK FLOYD we have become Comfortably DUMB:

You expect high school cover bands to butcher PINK FLOYD songs, but not a bunch of grown men... performing in front of a music store, no less. OOF.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Place your bets! Real? Fake? Actual celebrity boobs? (Drunken Stepfather)


Blast From the Past Models: Ali Sonoma (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Victoria White will totally make your night...and day...and night again...and another day...and so forth. (FreakShow Planet)

Juelz Ventura is tattooed, tight, and totally topless (z0d)

Charley and Dylan don't need no stupid raincoats to get really friendly (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

Thank GOD the guys in HINDER didn't forget how to make a rock video:

It's all about Tattoos and Ta-Ta's. Ain't it, fellas? Exactly.

After a brief reunion and tour, FAITH NO MORE is going hang it up (for a while at least) and go back to those side projects.

Somewhere in the Nashville distance, Randy Travis is shaving his head singing about his troubled childhood

AARON LEWIS... you know, the singer from STAIND is going country on his new solo album:

...and from droning we go to MOANING... see? We can rhyme!

Not only is adult starlet HEATHER SUMMERS a total garbage-mouth:

...the lady is quite fond of taking her clothes off outside and diddling, which makes her P E R F E C T.

Jenny P from ACTION GIRLS can only keep those army fatigues and combat boots on for so long...

Then they gots to come off... Jenny isn't too fond of her bikini either now that we think of it.

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Disney World brawl, Little Boy attckaed by Little Dog, Adam Lambert does Metallica, Metallica Does Metallica, Axl and Duff Together Again, Heather Summers, Tory Lane, and a new FOUNDRY CAMS video with TRAPT

and if YOU spend YOUR weekend in an all-expenses paid hotel we certainly hope you took advantage of it...

Nothing says says "Helluva good time like messy hotel room and sticky married lady doing the walk of shame. Adultery. It's what's for dinner.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but the size of your greed can only be measured by the size of your ass. Just go away, dumpy)

Disney Wold is supposed to be the hap-hap-happiest place on earth...

that is, until the pissed-off baby-throwing daddy shows up.

A little boy was bitten by a li'l doggie down in North Carolina a few days ago

only the rocket scientist at WBTV Channel 3 labeled the poor kid "Little Dog". Poor fella.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Holy Shmoley! Whose ass in jeans is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

Her name is Sophie Turner, and ten bucks says you can find lots of naked pics of her

Avril Lavigne looking hotter than usual (Maxim)

Modern Flames: 40 Contemporary Fireplace Designs (DesignCrave)

Ryana Daniels is busty chocolate kiss (Freakshow Planet)

New Addiction: Your Mom Was Hot.. dot com (TheBachelorGuy)

Blast from the Past: Brittany Myers (Bullz-Eye)

Koopa gets a star (Dorkly)

Logann Brooke is trying to cover herself up. She's not doing a very good job of it. (z0d)

Anabelle has huge boobs...and a tiny red dress...and huge boobs (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that YOU can't control yourself long enough to stop buying larger sizes. It's a bitch not being able to buy off the rack, isn't it?)

Whoa. It's getting chilly in Hell. Our buddy Duff McKagan jumped on stage with GUNS N' ROSES in London:

Axl claims it was a result of the two staying in the same hotel in London. Ehh, maybe.

Why are we putting this up? Eh, news is slow. Adam Lambert, Who we could give a shit about, tore into "Enter Sandman" by METALLICA in honor of his bass player's birthday:

It was the band's tribute to the late, great Cliff Buruton, who died tragically in 1986.

Now, onto the real METALLICA, the boys dusted off "Orion' from Master of Puppets for the first time in 3 years in London::

Metallica? yes madam. Go Get Some NOW!

From metalheads to metal chicks...kinda...eh, it's a segue

Busty blond (sorta) Heather Summers is talking...but mostly getting naked:

The talking we could give a shit about. The getting naked? that's exactly what we care about. Heather Summers, you're a good egg! Just shut up, why dontcha?

Heavy-breated nurse Gianna Michaels is a naughty nurse and powdering her boobs

Why? We have NO clue. We do know that those powdered boobs will lead to something perverse.. at that's ALWAYS good.

Adult video veteran Tory Lane is having a hell of a time with her bikini

off with you, flimsy fabric! you have NO place on Tory's amazing body!

TRAPT has a new album out called No Apologies, a new single Sound Off, and we have a new totally tattooed girl in our FOUNDRY CAMS club named Candy. Of course, we had to get these people together to make an amazing new video.
What you see is amazing compilation of tattoos, tunes, and titilating video, courtest of Candy from FOUNDRY CAMS. Thanks again to TRAPT for the music, and thanks as always to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Candy's Tattooed Cans...NOW. then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Candy LIVE...and Naked... (and if YOU want to be naked, that's all on you)

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tuesday Opie and Anthony links: Pete Wentz from FALL OUT BOY in studio, Jim Norton In Atlantic City this weekend, New Official O&A Pet Jerseys, INTERN

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Hmm. Tuesday. Almost halfway finished with the week. Is it wrong that it's Tuesday and we're already looking forward to the weekend?

Today on the POgram, we're hanging with Pete Wentz from FALL OUT BOY... or as we like to call him, "lucky bastard". He's promoting the band's latest disc, Folie A Deux.

FALL OUT BOY is also hitting the road, starting with the Nokia Theater in New York City tonight. Get FALL OUT BOY Tickets online now!

Jim Norton in Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to Atlantic City this weekend to do his comedy thing.

...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U.

Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now!

(Jim Norton's new book is also out now, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':




CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

Farewell Cleveland and Boston Radio: As you may already be aware, we're not on the FM stations in Cleveland and Boston, but have no fear, GET YOURSELF A SATELLITE RADIO! (Great Christmas gift, wink wink...) and you can listen to the Opie and Anthony Radio Show in it's full, filthy, uncensored entirety....several times daily.

New Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!





CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!

(Speaking of shirts with logos on them, let's use this opportunity to do something completely selfish)

The shapely, half-naked BISEXUAL vixen you see below is Angleina. She is 24 years old, really digs her Pink FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shrt, and shaking her amazing ass to DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED.







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE ANGELINA SHAKE HER MONEY MAKER

(...and if you get riled up after seeing that and need to hook up with a total stranger for an ellicit affair... do WE have the place for YOU...)

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

If you wouldn't mind putting down that tray of Pasta and French Bread Pizza, we'd like to direct your attention to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see some amazing stuff, including:



Viktoria Topless On The Stairs

RAMBO BELLS

Chikita Shows Off Her Outstanding body

X-MEN ORIGINS: Wolverine - Official Trailer

Shanel Shows Her Tattoos...and her boobs...in the coffee shop

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