Horse in a Car, Whores in a House, TRONS in a movie, ALICE COOPER in a Shitty Movie, ANTHRAX in a Mosh, Aria Giovanni in a Bikini, Mya Fox Shows her Ass some TV

You know, being flown all over the country being told you're an impresssive S.O.B. gives you time to reflect on all of the lonely MILFs you're going to reconnect with when you get home...

her husband is being flown all over the country too... She's home. She's lonely. She's what we'd call 'Available'. Get rid of that conscience!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But your sense of aim really sucks. How hard IS it to blow your brains out when you're drunk?)

How much horse poo can fill up the back seat of a Kansas shit-box?

Just ask Jerry. He knows intimately how much.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

What's better than TRON?

TRON: LEGACY, of course...with exploding, flying, and digitally-aging TRONs!

...and you can already order TRON: LEGACY on Blu-Ray....ain't THAT swell?
Of course you can still get The original TRON in case you weren't alive in the 80's



Eva Mendes playing with a dick-shaped Muppet still gives us bonerz (Drunken Stepfather)

Then again, Everything Eva Mendes does gives us bonerz...and there ain't a damn thing wrong with that

Marie McCray makes us dislike Redheads even more. Holy Crap she's HOT (FreakShow Planet)

Capri Anderson is wet and naked. Perhaps we should hand her a towel. No? Yeah, you're right. Stay nude (z0d)

Ancilla Tilia from PLAYBOY looks like that teacher you always wanted to bang...or maybe you DID. (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Someday... Love will find you... break those chains that...oh wait, no it won't, asshole.)

Those aging thrashers in ANTHRAX were in Santiago, Chile in front of one of the biggest Mosh pits you have ever seen:

ANTHRAX is out promoting Metallica/Slayer/Megadeth/Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria, which WE just ordered because we can't wait to see if this show is ever going to come to the U.S.

and you're waiting for what, exactly? ORDER IT NOW!.

In 1984, ALICE COOPER made a piece-of-shit horror film called MONSTER DOG:

in this interview with Spain's 'Rock Metal TV', Cooper explains how absolutely wonderful the experience was.

And you haven't picked up MONSTER DOG yet WHY???

Metal, Horror Movies...and BOOBIES!

How fast can ARIA GIOVANNI peel off a pink bikini?

Umm, honestly? NOT FAST ENOUGH, DAMMIT!!!

Young 18 year-old Mya Fox is showing her big ass some of her big ass TV set.

She's really 22, but you can suspend disbelief for a while, can't you? and why is she showing a bunch of TV to her ass anyway? Because she wants her ass to stay up on current events, dammit!

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Disney World brawl, Little Boy attckaed by Little Dog, Adam Lambert does Metallica, Metallica Does Metallica, Axl and Duff Together Again, Heather Summers, Tory Lane, and a new FOUNDRY CAMS video with TRAPT

and if YOU spend YOUR weekend in an all-expenses paid hotel we certainly hope you took advantage of it...

Nothing says says "Helluva good time like messy hotel room and sticky married lady doing the walk of shame. Adultery. It's what's for dinner.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but the size of your greed can only be measured by the size of your ass. Just go away, dumpy)

Disney Wold is supposed to be the hap-hap-happiest place on earth...

that is, until the pissed-off baby-throwing daddy shows up.

A little boy was bitten by a li'l doggie down in North Carolina a few days ago

only the rocket scientist at WBTV Channel 3 labeled the poor kid "Little Dog". Poor fella.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Holy Shmoley! Whose ass in jeans is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

Her name is Sophie Turner, and ten bucks says you can find lots of naked pics of her

Avril Lavigne looking hotter than usual (Maxim)

Modern Flames: 40 Contemporary Fireplace Designs (DesignCrave)

Ryana Daniels is busty chocolate kiss (Freakshow Planet)

New Addiction: Your Mom Was Hot.. dot com (TheBachelorGuy)

Blast from the Past: Brittany Myers (Bullz-Eye)

Koopa gets a star (Dorkly)

Logann Brooke is trying to cover herself up. She's not doing a very good job of it. (z0d)

Anabelle has huge boobs...and a tiny red dress...and huge boobs (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that YOU can't control yourself long enough to stop buying larger sizes. It's a bitch not being able to buy off the rack, isn't it?)

Whoa. It's getting chilly in Hell. Our buddy Duff McKagan jumped on stage with GUNS N' ROSES in London:

Axl claims it was a result of the two staying in the same hotel in London. Ehh, maybe.

Why are we putting this up? Eh, news is slow. Adam Lambert, Who we could give a shit about, tore into "Enter Sandman" by METALLICA in honor of his bass player's birthday:

It was the band's tribute to the late, great Cliff Buruton, who died tragically in 1986.

Now, onto the real METALLICA, the boys dusted off "Orion' from Master of Puppets for the first time in 3 years in London::

Metallica? yes madam. Go Get Some NOW!

From metalheads to metal chicks...kinda...eh, it's a segue

Busty blond (sorta) Heather Summers is talking...but mostly getting naked:

The talking we could give a shit about. The getting naked? that's exactly what we care about. Heather Summers, you're a good egg! Just shut up, why dontcha?

Heavy-breated nurse Gianna Michaels is a naughty nurse and powdering her boobs

Why? We have NO clue. We do know that those powdered boobs will lead to something perverse.. at that's ALWAYS good.

Adult video veteran Tory Lane is having a hell of a time with her bikini

off with you, flimsy fabric! you have NO place on Tory's amazing body!

TRAPT has a new album out called No Apologies, a new single Sound Off, and we have a new totally tattooed girl in our FOUNDRY CAMS club named Candy. Of course, we had to get these people together to make an amazing new video.
What you see is amazing compilation of tattoos, tunes, and titilating video, courtest of Candy from FOUNDRY CAMS. Thanks again to TRAPT for the music, and thanks as always to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Candy's Tattooed Cans...NOW. then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Candy LIVE...and Naked... (and if YOU want to be naked, that's all on you)

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Vacation Update 2: Download 'The Worst Of Opie & Anthony', New Videos Online

While the cast and crew of the Opie and Anthony Show enjoys some rest, relaxation, and nose-picking, you can stay entertained with The Worst Of Opie and Anthony every day. You can listen to them via AUDIBLE as well:



(links are usually active around 3pm EST the day of)

Download 'The Worst Of Opie and Anthony' for 8/15/2008

Download 'The Worst Of Opie and Anthony' for 8/14/2008

Download 'The Worst Of Opie and Anthony' for 8/13/2008

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Many of you are a little distressed that The O&A Show isn't being broadcast on an FM station in your town. While we can't give you a timetable of when/if new affiliates will be added, your best bet is to go and get XM SATELLITE RADIO. You'll hear more show, all day, uncut, and uncensored.

The show will return live next Monday, August 18th, and if you haven't done so already, remember to install PALTALK on your PC and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room, and you'll see all the in-studio nose-picking, booger-eating, and bosom flopping... because often tere are bosoms on the show that do flop. Just check out these clips of Lisa Sparxxx and Penthouse Pet Bree Olsen, who have no problem making the floppy with their boobs.

(now let's do some shameless plugging, shall we?)

Thanks to Opie's Brother Elmo, you can get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many Boxes Of Oatmeal Raisin Cookies you can scarf down, you can find one that fits you.




CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some cookies.

...as long as we're talking about merchandise... let's do this now...

(truth be told, we regularly get EMails from young women asking if these shirts are on sale anywhere...and as fate would have it...they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

...now we show you more boobies...

NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Every single week, we add another batch of fantastic boobs (some amateur, some professionally photographed) to sister-site RateMyWOW:




RateMyWOW: See All The Magical Boobies!!!

...and if looking at hundreds of photos of half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

How's about peeling yourself away from that enormous box of Oreos and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Sexy Babe With a Tramp Stamp Booty Shake

Busty Babe Goes Jogging

Mr. Farkas Doesn't like being called a homosexual

Mr. Farkas The Angry Hungarian Man

Gabriella's Topless Photo Shoot

Hungarian Weightlifter Janos Baranyai Dislocates Elbow

WDTN in Dayton covers the Burger King bath story

Mr Unstable Takes a Bath at Burger King

Boba Fett Recreates 'Flashdance' scene

'BOOYAH!' VIDEO CLIP: Thanks to our buddy Patrice Oneal, we were exposed to yet another classic piece of web filth known as the BOO YAH! or Dog In A Bathtub video. We were also shown a bevy of interracial foulness that Patrice gets off on:




BOO YAH! - aka - 'Dog In A Bathtub' - only at Blacks On Blondes

Ghetto Gaggers

Black Market Pass (links to a bunch of sites)

Kung Pao Pussy

My Mom's Fucking Blackzilla

Black Dicks Latin Chicks

Ghetto Hoochies


Phat Booty Brazil

Thuggs and Juggs

Justin Slayer Video (we spoke to Justin Slayer at the Adult Video Convention in '05)

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: The Return of Jim Breuer, Bob Saget, Dru Boogie, BOOYAH video, Sam's WWE Summer Slam Contest, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

It's the Friday before a week-long vacation and the Opie and Anthony Show is in high spirits to say the least. First off, we welcome back Jim Breuer with open arms to the show. After his performance at the Traveling Virus, he's rejoining the fray on-air with the crew.

Our old buddy, Mr. Danny Tanner himself...Bob Saget will be calling in to promote his The Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget, which airs Sunday August 17th at 10pm EST.

Remember folks, if you want to see any of these people LIVE, in-studio... all's youze gots to do is log into Paltalk now and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room, and you might even catch a glimpse of Jim or Opie picking their respective noses.

'BOOYAH!' VIDEO CLIP: Yes, it's a catchprase, and it's also a pretty Goddamn sick video that we saw when Patrice Oneal was in studio, and we know where it is...along with some other foulness Patrice gets off on:



BOO YAH! - aka - 'Dog In A Bathtub' - only at Blacks On Blondes

Ghetto Gaggers

Black Market Pass (links to a bunch of sites)

My Mom's Fucking Blackzilla

Justin Slayer Video (we spoke to Justin Slayer at the Adult Video Convention in '05)

Go Watch the video of the Blind O&A Fan who got his Laptop Stolen

Sam's WWE Summer Slam Contest: It's going down TODAY, and one lucky bastard is going to win a trip to WWE SUMMER SLAM - FULL CONTEST DETAILS HERE

...now here's a self-serving and totally unrelated segue....check out this madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

... and look who's WEARING one of these fine shirts...

The petite (not to mention bisexual) Danni Davis (click to read her profile) from Foundry Cams sent us a brand-spanking-new video:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANNI's NEW VIDEO

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Look, we know how much you love that big stack of buttery waffles, but pick your head up for a minute and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Angel Cassidy Rolling Around Topless On Her Bed

Pool Prank Gone Wrong

Crane Operator Drops Huge Air Conditioning Unit

Danielle and Her Floating Boobs

Heidi Wheeler Topless Outdoor Photo Shoot

Armed Russian Cop Passes Out On Subway

Petra Shows off Her Natural Pale Bosoms

dboots - The Delusional Rainbow Conspiracy Lady

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