Thursday Links: Sound byte Contest Continues, Maury Povich, Walkover Returns NEXT WEEK, Hey Philly - Go Get XM! New Videos Online

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Happy (perv news, male camel toe, phone call, fun fact) ThursDEE, boys and girls! We have a heck of a show for ya this morning. Our pal Maury Povich will be checking in this morning to talk about how he's able to find an endless supply of rednecks to embarrass themselves on air.

It's true, kids. The Opie and Anthony Show is no longer on WYSP in Philadelphia. Fortunately, YOU CAN STILL HEAR US ON XM, DAMMIT - GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM!

WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do:


1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day

2. Today's sound is EROCK - 'I Bring Nothing To The Table?'

3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA (between 7 and 7:30 ONLY, stupids)

4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up.

THE RETURN OF THE WALKOVER: The Opie and Anthony Show will be broadcasting the XM WALKOVER NEXT FRIDAY, November 2nd, beginning at 9am. If you'd like to join us, just look for Club Soda Kenny near 50 W. 57th St. around 9am (or just before), and walk with us for a block over to the XM Studio.

We've got some new awesomeness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Biggest...Ass...Ever...in Sweatpants

Naomi Shows Off Her Bubble Butt In A Thong...and carries a TV remote in her cheeks

Huge Boobs Get Watered Down

Buff Bikini Girls In The Jacuzzi

Farting Woman

Topless Brazilian Bowling..unintentionally

The Back-Up: Shotgun Rack For Your Bed!

Ford Explorer Rolls Into Pond At Gas Station

Afghanistan Arm Farting

Condoleezza Rice Attacked At Capitol Hill Hearing

I AM LEGEND - Official Movie Trailer

Official RAMBO 2008 Movie Trailer

And now we look like hot ass...

(Check out what the lovely Sasha is wearing!)

While we're on the subject of FOUNDRY CAMS, check out this awesome video that Alicia sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

Our li'l pal JIM NORTON is all over the HBO with his Monster Rain special. If you missed it, don't panic...because it's out on DVD for you to watch over and over again:




Jim Norton: Monster Rain - ON DVD!

Speaking of Mr James Norton, check out what you can get:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

We're whoring ourselves all over the 'net. We're shameless. Check it:





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Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Maury Povich, Rob Zombie, Bob Kelly, Louis CK, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Live in DC this Friday, New Videos!

Hey you College-Aged Boys and Girls... WE'RE LOOKING FOR FALL INTERNS! APPLY ONLINE NOW!

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Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday Ladies of Paltalk, and thank you all for the early morning flashing, because it's waking our tired asses up! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

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2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:


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Speaking of shirts...


(Check out what Sabrina and Gieda are wearing!)

STILL NEED BOOBIES? Sheesh, you're a demanding bunch. Well, alright. We have a site JUST FOR YOU. It's called RateMyWOW, and thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have a great new set of boobies for you to check out:



RateMyWOW: Eden DeGarden

Continuing on with the bosom-fest, the sexy Mikella from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a great new video of her fine ass in a thong, featuring music by GHOST MACHINE. Check it out here:



FOUNDRY CAMS: Mikella Shows Off Her Tiny Thong

OK, today on the POgram, we have a BUNCH of shit going on: First of all, Maury Povich is going to be in studio, explaining how he gets so much mileage out of paternity tests and progeria kids. Then, ROB ZOMBIE is going to be in studio promoting his re-make of HALLOWEEN.

As if that wasn't stupendous enough, Bob Kelly is here (and if you want to go to his 'COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS' taping, CLICK HERE NOW).

Bob has a crush on the new boss. The boss doesn't give two shits, because She's got the I-VIBE RABBIT

Our pal Louis CK will be stopping by again, helping us promote the Traveling Virus tour, and shamelessly plugging his new Shameless DVD.

Check out Lou's videos on YouTube!

The Opie and Anthony Show is going to be broadcasting LIVE from the XM Satellite Radio compound in Washington, DC on Friday, August 17th. YOU can be part of the in-studio audience (if you're in the area, of course). Just Email LIVE@XMRADIO.COM (the place holds about 50 people, so it's first-come, first-serve.

CAR CRASH COMEDY RETURNS: Think you're funny? Want to show off your comedy chops in front of Opie, Anthony, Jim Norton, and a room full of cynical O&A fans? Sign up for Car Crash Comedy. The last winner won an opening slot on the Traveling Virus Show! Email Sam@FoundryMusic.com with Your contact information (because Sam thinks he's funny as hell)

There's another big sack of video hotness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Laura Shows Off Her Huge Boobs in a Tight Blue Bra

Reporter Shoved Into Container While Trying To Question LA Mayor

Jay Warren from WSLS Laughs While Reading a Car Crash Story

300 Page iPhone Bill

Topless Russian Club Girls

Bear Force 1 - 'bear Force 1' Video

Alexxys K. Tylor - Warning To Gay Boys

Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Contest Winner Lies About Her Diet

Well, kids The Return of WHAT THE HELL IS THAT was SO successful, we're going to do it AGAIN! (our last Grand Prize Winner won himslef an iPhone...runners up got cash!)... It's What the Hell is that?, where you get to come in, show us something on your body that you CAN NOT identify (growth, bump, legion, pustule, carbunkle, limb, or otherwise) and we get to examine, diagnose (no, not really) and most importantly...point and laugh. EMAIL TRAVIS WITH ALL YOUR CONTACT INFO IF YOU WANT IN

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