Hedonism White Man Shuffle, New RESIDENT EVIL Trailer, Conan gets Nominated, Playmates in a Guitar Mag, SCORPIONS live, NIGHT RANGER over-explaining, Jayden Jaymes, Girls Kissing by the Pool, and Nude Yoga

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

Everyone meet Hedo Rick, the whitest white man ever to try to bust a move at Hedonism:

We might seriously consider Booking Tickets to Hedonism just to see Rick.. and not to hook up with hundreds of promiscuous women. Nah, Never.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the new Resident Evil film is online and now we're starting to look forward to it:

Honestly, More Milla = More Awesome. Naked Especially ... and Milla really does like being naked.

Conan was Nonimated for an Emmy (WWTDD)


PLAYBOY Playmates on the Cover of Gutiar World? Yay! (Drunken Stepfather)

We're into guitars...and of course, we're also into naked Playboy models... so it's a win-win for us.

20 Hottest Girls in Bikinis Doing Handstands (HEAVY)

Mandy Lynn Naked is Muy Caliente... that means 'Muy Caliente' in Spanish. (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

'Handsome Guy' Human Mask Is So Realistic, It's Creepy (URLesque)

The 25 Hottest Women from Paraguay (BroBible)

Jessica Jaymes wants you to see what's under her skirt... so have a look-see! (Dailyniner)

Decision 2010: 10 Things LeBron James Might Announce on His ESPN Special (UPROXX)

Katerina Hartlova is umm... uhh.. BOOBIES! (z0d)

Things That Should Not Be Found on the Backside of Someone’s Sweatpants (FunnyCrave)

Not-So-Normal Things in the Bedroom That Are Perfectly NORMAL (Campus Socialite)

Independence Day Extended Scene (CollegeHumor)

Remembering McDonald’s Happy Meal Toys (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

The SCORPIONS are on tour now (for the last time - get those tickets) and they hit Michigan the other day to bang out a few songs for the locals:

What??? No more Scorpions? we have to go see them before they go bye-bye.

Jack Blades from NIGHT RANGER is going to take a few minutes to explain how the band came up with the song "Secret of My Success"

...it's a few minutes you're going to want back. With that said, watch and learn!

From Bands, let's make the ol shift to BOOBIES...

Multiple AVN Award-Winner Jayden Jaymes is in the new BIG WET ASSES video:

...and this is about all we can show you from her portion. GET BIG WET ASSES 17 - before they're all...gone?

Zara and Eve from Sapphic Erotica are hanging out by the pool, in bikinis, and they can't keep their hands off one another:

They splash around innocently for oh...20 seconds... and that plan goes all to hell ...and we're all fine with that.

This large-breasted blond is Marilyn from FTVGirls and she's doing Yoga...topless:

...and if you need more information than that before you click on that clip... then you shouldn't be here.

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Monday Links: Drugged up at the Dentist, Crazy Pakistani Biker, RESIDENT EVIL 4, Michelle Hunziker, Mystery Booty, Sebastian Bach vs. Bottle-Thrower, MEGADETH in AZ, Jaime Hammer, Selina, Crystal Klein,

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays...
wave good-bye to the young tanned gal you spent the weekend with... and wash the glitter off your collar.

at least TRY to make it look like you didn't spend three days with a totally random girl in a motel

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

Nothing like going to the dentist, getting hopped up on goofballs, and rapping about JESUS, right?


General anesthetic is F U N!

Not only is this Pakistani gentleman going to need new shoes after his motorcycle ride...


..but if he keeps this up, he'll probably need a new spine as well.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer frenzy continues with the latest installment in the RESIDENT EVIL Franchise which of course, will be in...3D:


...and that Mila Jovovich sure likes getting NAKED, doesn't she?


Michelle Hunziker in a bikini at the beach (WWTDD)


Whose big ass in a Bikini is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

10 Great Beer Bong Fails (Banned In Hollywood)

Brea Bennet is Blond, Beautiful, and Bare-assed (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Holly Lynn (Bullz-Eye)

Nancy Ho is the sexiest Asian Ho you'll ever lay eyes on. We mean that in the most flattering sense, of course (Dailyniner)

10 Ways to Not Get Laid In College (The Campus Throne)

Presenting The Tiger Woods Image Rehab Playbook (With Leather)

Christ-Like Cruisin' (Manofest)

Brea Lynn Breaks free from the confines of her tight red Bra (z0d)

2011 JUKE Makes Its Debut at NYAS (The Bachelor Guy)

Fighter Breaks Leg in Half (Cage Doctors)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

Our friends in MEGADETH end every show with a reprise of "Holy Wars...the Punishment Due":

...and this is how the show wrapped up in Tucson, AZ.

Who wants to see SEBASTIAN BACH wave good-bye to a bottle-throwing fan in Colombia?

"Axl Rose will NOT come out here".. did you REALLY need to say that, Sebastian?

Heavy metal is a great way to segue into...heavy hooters!

big-breasted beauty Jaime Hammer can try looking shy all she wants:

We're not buying it for a second, honey. because we know how this movie's gonna end.

Large boobs make us want to put up more...large boobs

huge-chested Hungarian hottie Selina can't keep her shirt on:

and we mean that quite literally... she REALLY can't keep her shirt on...

Ass-tastic Austrian Crystal Klein bailed out of school to be a nude model:

Don't look at us to get all preachy, nosiree...not when a gal like Crystal has a hiney like THIS.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FOUNDRYMUSIC CONTEST - WIN FREE STUFF FROM 'RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION'

Resident Evil: Extinction

We have 1 Prize Pack available which includes:

• Resident Evil: Extinction (Original Soundtrack)

• Resident Evil: Extinction Exclusive T-Shirt

• Resident Evil: Extinction Exclusive Military-Style Cap

• Resident Evil: Extinction Exclusive Full-Size High Gloss Movie Poster

To win, all you have to do is take a photo of your best "Zombie Face" and EMAIL IT TO US

Please remember to include your full name and address so that in case you win we can have the prize shipped to you promptly.

The photo that makes us soil ourselves wins.*

*NOTE: We do not actually soil ourselves

Soundtrack Release: September 18

Theatrical Release: September 21

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