New Twitter Accounts, your mom in a tight robe, SCORPIONS play for Gorbachev, Courtney Cox's MILF boob, Tommy Lee plays upside down, Nuno from EXTREME plays really fast, Lotsa Lotsa boobies

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Hedonism White Man Shuffle, New RESIDENT EVIL Trailer, Conan gets Nominated, Playmates in a Guitar Mag, SCORPIONS live, NIGHT RANGER over-explaining, Jayden Jaymes, Girls Kissing by the Pool, and Nude Yoga

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

Everyone meet Hedo Rick, the whitest white man ever to try to bust a move at Hedonism:

We might seriously consider Booking Tickets to Hedonism just to see Rick.. and not to hook up with hundreds of promiscuous women. Nah, Never.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the new Resident Evil film is online and now we're starting to look forward to it:

Honestly, More Milla = More Awesome. Naked Especially ... and Milla really does like being naked.

Conan was Nonimated for an Emmy (WWTDD)


PLAYBOY Playmates on the Cover of Gutiar World? Yay! (Drunken Stepfather)

We're into guitars...and of course, we're also into naked Playboy models... so it's a win-win for us.

20 Hottest Girls in Bikinis Doing Handstands (HEAVY)

Mandy Lynn Naked is Muy Caliente... that means 'Muy Caliente' in Spanish. (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

'Handsome Guy' Human Mask Is So Realistic, It's Creepy (URLesque)

The 25 Hottest Women from Paraguay (BroBible)

Jessica Jaymes wants you to see what's under her skirt... so have a look-see! (Dailyniner)

Decision 2010: 10 Things LeBron James Might Announce on His ESPN Special (UPROXX)

Katerina Hartlova is umm... uhh.. BOOBIES! (z0d)

Things That Should Not Be Found on the Backside of Someone’s Sweatpants (FunnyCrave)

Not-So-Normal Things in the Bedroom That Are Perfectly NORMAL (Campus Socialite)

Independence Day Extended Scene (CollegeHumor)

Remembering McDonald’s Happy Meal Toys (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

The SCORPIONS are on tour now (for the last time - get those tickets) and they hit Michigan the other day to bang out a few songs for the locals:

What??? No more Scorpions? we have to go see them before they go bye-bye.

Jack Blades from NIGHT RANGER is going to take a few minutes to explain how the band came up with the song "Secret of My Success"

...it's a few minutes you're going to want back. With that said, watch and learn!

From Bands, let's make the ol shift to BOOBIES...

Multiple AVN Award-Winner Jayden Jaymes is in the new BIG WET ASSES video:

...and this is about all we can show you from her portion. GET BIG WET ASSES 17 - before they're all...gone?

Zara and Eve from Sapphic Erotica are hanging out by the pool, in bikinis, and they can't keep their hands off one another:

They splash around innocently for oh...20 seconds... and that plan goes all to hell ...and we're all fine with that.

This large-breasted blond is Marilyn from FTVGirls and she's doing Yoga...topless:

...and if you need more information than that before you click on that clip... then you shouldn't be here.

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Raining Oil in Louisiana, Italian Sports TV Nip Slip, Elin Nordegren is about to be very Rich, Salma Hayek's MILF Chest, AEROSMITH and SCORPIONS live, Mary Carey and Claire Dames topless

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)

Oh boy. It's raining Oil in Louisiana:

Cancel Christmas... they're going to be cleaning that up for a while.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

You know you have some outstanding World Cup coverage when your co-host's boob keep's falling out of her dress:

The name? Markita Fruscio. The Channel? Italy's 7 Gold. The Boobs? Enormous.

Elin Nordegren is about to make $750 Million (WWTDD)


Salma Hayek's Big Fat Mom Boobs (Drunken Stepfather)

By the way... did you know she got naked THIS much on screen? We sure as hell didn't

How to get over your fear of approaching women (The Bachelor Guy)

Zeina Heart will capture your...eh, heart. Or at least your groin area (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Billy West - voice actor from Futurama (Bullz-Eye)

You Need a BBW Music Video (NSFW) (URLesque)

Long Man of Wilmington Receives a 20-Foot Penis Overnight (Asylum)

Jammie Lynn is Leaning against the Wall...totally bare-assed (Dailyniner)

Cashing in with Cosby, Nike does it again! (The Campus Socialite)

Audrey Bitoni just lost her Bikini (insert applause here) (z0d)

When Passengers Go Nuts -- 5 Airplane Rides Gone Bad (The Bachelor Guy)

20 People With Extremely Unfortunate Names (Manofest)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)

Them guys in AEROSMITH performed in Athens, Greece:

Steven Tyler and Joe Perry managed NOT to kill one another. Apparently, they CAN all just get along... well, for a few hours a night, that is./li>

The SCORPIONS are on tour for the last time EVER (get thoe tickets before you can't see them ever again), and they were on stage at Jones Beach the other night:

Balding like a Hurricane... get it? Old? Balding? Nothing? Boooooo.

from guitars to gazongas, away we go with the sweater meat...

Mary Carey must have an itchy chest:

because she can't stop rubbing her boobs. or breaking out her glass dildo, but we're not sure what that has to do with being itchy.

Petite, curvy adult starlet Claire Dames is givng a lucky lady a lap dance:

...*ahem*... did we stutter? CLICK the pic, fool.

aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

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Wednesday Links: This Ain't Happy Days, Large Camper + Puny Alley, Unintentional Rube Goldberg, Jenny McCarthy is Single, Adrianne Curry's Candid Twitter Pics, AVANTASIA & SCORPIONS, Kayden Kross, Victoria Ivanova, Amanda Hanshaw

Oh no they didn't... Wait, yes they did... make an Adult Parody of Happy Days

Yup. and we reviewed it. What's worse is...there's a bunch of these.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

Introducing...the Unintentional Rube Goldberg Water Cooler Disaster...


...it's like dominos, only with a lot of office supplies and a MUCH bigger mess to clean up

A large camper + Tiny Alley + Englishman with a tiny brain = BIG mess.


...well, ok... either he had a puny brain or he was VERY optimistic.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jenny McCarthy Is Single (WWTDD)

JESUS... Jim Carey said 'good-bye' to THIS? No way. We don't believe it.


Adrianne Curry is Posting Pics of her Ass On Twitter again (Drunken Stepfather)

Let's take a moment and reflect on all the times Adrianne Curry has shown off her naked body, shall we?

DVD Commentary: The Movie (College Humor)

Shira Jones is Just the Blond for the Job. ANY job (Freakshow Planet)

Sexual Rx: The Research (Bullz-Eye)

Shay Laren Is Just Shy of Perfection (Dailyniner)

The Poser's Guide to Music (The Bachelor Guy)

A New York Yankees Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

Most Valuable Primate: The Robert Vince Untrue Hollywood Story (UPROXX)

Roxanna Milan is Massaging Her Chest Just Perfectly (z0d)

The HEAVY guide to Pixar Rip-Offs (HEAVY)

MMA Is Not Gay (EGO TV)

Real-Life Weekend at Bernie's attempted in England (FilmDrunk)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

Thank you Germany for Kooky mustaches, good beer, bratwurst, SCORPIONS, and power metal band AVANTASIA:

Who, coincidentally, imported Klaus Meine from the SCORPIONS to sing on "Dying for an Angel".

From German bands to Giant racks...

Ukrainian-born, St Louis-raised PLAYBOY Girl Victoria Ivanova can't keep her shirt on:

or her bikini, for that matter.

yay. more boobies

There's something a little 'off' about Kayden Kross and that nurse's outfit:

Those garters aren't regulation! See? We knew something wasn't legit.

Busty brunette PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Amanda Hanshaw is looking all kinds of 80's in this photo shoot:

But her boobs are looking anything but... you know, cuz of all the silicone. Wa-hoo.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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Wednesday Links: St Patrick's Something, Truck Pushing Car, State Trooper pulls Pistol, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Slash and Fergie rock Chicago, Groin-l

It's St Patrick's Day... once you're done getting hammered and hitting on everyone in the bar, why not go home with a married waitress?



Don't act all high and mighty. you're just as sick and twisted as the guy standing next to you...only you haven't thrown up yet.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(So is your smile. Keep your mouth shut, or risk having all of your teeth chisled out)

God bless the British. Apparently, they're handing out trucking licenses to BLIND people:




Seriously, how do you NOT see a car stuck to your bumper?

A speeding biker gets a gun pulled on him by a state trooper




Sure, he lived to tell about it, but he messed his pants up real good.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Cynthia Vellons and Klarisa:





RateMyWOW: CYNTHIA VELLONS

RateMyWOW: KLARISA

Audrina Patridge looks better Photoshopped (Drunken Stepfather)



Come to think of it... Audrina Patridge looks better NAKED.





Stephanie Seymour = MILF (WWTDD)



a visit to Bushmills, Old Bushmills Distillery in Belfast (Bullz-Eye)



Valentina Vaughn is Very Naked on a Leather Couch (FreakshowPlanet)



8 Things That Always Happen During March Madness (FunnyCrave)



Megan Voss and her Surgically-augmented, Perfectly-positioned PLAYBOY body (z0d)



Nightmare Before St. Patrick's Day (CollegeHumor)



Cody and Jazy are two super-hot blond girls who are getting awfully friendly with one another (Dailyniner)



The Four Worst Disguises Used In Robberies (Gunaxin)



13 Epic Beer Guts (SuperTremendous)



Author Pretends to Be a 10-Year-Old Kid, Writes to Tiger Woods and Other Celebs (Asylum)



9 Movie Weirdos we LOVE (The Campus Throne)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your breath stinks like booze, and your hair smells like old man breath. Repress much?)

Did you ever just wish you could experience a SCORPIONS concert at crotch-leve?



well now's yer chance. The band's FINAL studio disc, Sting In The Tail will be out later this month.

Now why would SLASH go and hijack a BLACK EYED PEAS show in Chicago?



Well, he's got a brand new solo album coming out in April. It's call guerilla marketing... rock-star style.

From hard rock to hardbodies...

Beautiful busty brunette Gianna Michaels is getting her booty oiled up:



For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.

Did YOU know that Denise Milani has been Googled more than any swimsuit model in the history of time?



We've never considered ourselves rocket scientists, but maybe it has SOMETHING to do with her enormous boobs. Just sayin'

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.