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THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)
Everyone meet Hedo Rick, the whitest white man ever to try to bust a move at Hedonism:
We might seriously consider Booking Tickets to Hedonism just to see Rick.. and not to hook up with hundreds of promiscuous women. Nah, Never.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
The trailer for the new Resident Evil film is online and now we're starting to look forward to it:
Honestly, More Milla = More Awesome. Naked Especially ... and Milla really does like being naked.
Conan was Nonimated for an Emmy (WWTDD)
PLAYBOY Playmates on the Cover of Gutiar World? Yay! (Drunken Stepfather)
We're into guitars...and of course, we're also into naked Playboy models... so it's a win-win for us.
20 Hottest Girls in Bikinis Doing Handstands (HEAVY)
Mandy Lynn Naked is Muy Caliente... that means 'Muy Caliente' in Spanish. (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)
'Handsome Guy' Human Mask Is So Realistic, It's Creepy (URLesque)
The 25 Hottest Women from Paraguay (BroBible)
Jessica Jaymes wants you to see what's under her skirt... so have a look-see! (Dailyniner)
Decision 2010: 10 Things LeBron James Might Announce on His ESPN Special (UPROXX)
Katerina Hartlova is umm... uhh.. BOOBIES! (z0d)
Things That Should Not Be Found on the Backside of Someone’s Sweatpants (FunnyCrave)
Not-So-Normal Things in the Bedroom That Are Perfectly NORMAL (Campus Socialite)
Independence Day Extended Scene (CollegeHumor)
Remembering McDonald’s Happy Meal Toys (Gunaxin)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)
The SCORPIONS are on tour now (for the last time - get those tickets) and they hit Michigan the other day to bang out a few songs for the locals:
What??? No more Scorpions? we have to go see them before they go bye-bye.
Jack Blades from NIGHT RANGER is going to take a few minutes to explain how the band came up with the song "Secret of My Success"
...it's a few minutes you're going to want back. With that said, watch and learn!
From Bands, let's make the ol shift to BOOBIES...
Multiple AVN Award-Winner Jayden Jaymes is in the new BIG WET ASSES video:
...and this is about all we can show you from her portion. GET BIG WET ASSES 17 - before they're all...gone?
Zara and Eve from Sapphic Erotica are hanging out by the pool, in bikinis, and they can't keep their hands off one another:
They splash around innocently for oh...20 seconds... and that plan goes all to hell ...and we're all fine with that.
This large-breasted blond is Marilyn from FTVGirls and she's doing Yoga...topless:
...and if you need more information than that before you click on that clip... then you shouldn't be here.
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It's the weeekend, and it's time for you to find a lonely wife... she's yours for the taking:
This lonely hot wife was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with lonely hot wives.
...and when your wife told you she was going out with the girls:
She was at a bachelorette party getting nailed by The Dancing Bear!
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your people skills. Way to interact with humanity!)
We're assuming that if there's a WRONG way to load a Jet Ski into a van...
THIS would be it. Gonna need a new Jet Ski... Might we suggest one of THESE?
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Holly Madison is all Kinds of Fun (WWTDD)
aaaand of course, Holly Madison is all kinds of NAKED
Naomi Campbell's Ass Is Holding Up Well (Drunken Stepfather)
Gia Lashay is kind of exotic looking, wouldn't ya say? (Freakshow Planet)
The A-Team - Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)
11 Sad Keanu Photoshops (URLesque)
The 20 Hottest Same-Sex Kisses (Heavysssss)
Jenni Lee is in a lace-up corset and fishnets and ...*drool* (Dailyniner)
New live-action and animatronic version of The Wind in the Willows (FilmDrunk)
Cody Love doesn't like being nude...she LOVES it! (z0d)
Virtual Dating Assistant Explains the Science of Online Hook-Ups (Asylum)
9 Best Fictional Wives In TV History (EGOtv)
Oh, the Places You'll Actually Go! (CollegeHumor)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)
The old British farts in IRON MAIDEN kicked off their world tour in Dallas:
Remarkably, everyone escaped without needing a hip replacement See IRON MAIDEN on tour now before they all wither and die.
Tommy Lee and METHODS OF MAYHEM have a new song called "Fight Song":
...and it's *gulp*...not that bad.
From Rock, we move to Racks
OK, so get this: Nikki Benz is getting an exam from her doctor, who just happens to be Nikki Sexx. You're going to have to suspend disbelief for a few minutes:
Of course, that's just the preliminary exam the full exam is a lot more thorough and requires a lucky boy to help
Naturally-busty Ms. April O'Neil is just waking up from a nap and needs to roll around naked for a little bit.
Those are the luckiest sheets in the world.
Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?
Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:
Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!
Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
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Happy Monday! Did you stay up to watch the Oscars last night, or were you in bed with a married friend?
If you were, it's totally cool... God made TiVo so you could fool around.THAT's TERRIBLE:(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)Potato Gun = Fun. Black Powder = Dangerous...
Potato Gun + Black Powder = Ka-Blooey.THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:Geek alert! Geek alert! There's a new trailer online for IRON MAN 2:
It's OK to froth at the mouth in nerdy anticipation. IRON MAN rules.
Whose Academy Award-winning cleavage is this? (Drunken Stepfather)you could guess, but why not just have us ruin it for you by showing you all of her nude scenes
Bar Refaeli is Historically Important (WWTDD)DVD Review: Up In The Air (Bullz-Eye)Charlie Lane is our kind of Angel. Get it? cuz..Charlie's Angels? Eh? (FreakshowPlanet)Why Men Always Quote Movies (The Campus Throne)Playboy's Nikki Gentry...getry disrobes in front of the fire (z0d)Zach Galifianakis Drops By The Set and Shaves his Beard (Dave and Thomas)Kayden Kross is a Kross between beautiful and super-beautiful (Dailyniner)101 Observations About the 82nd Annual Academy Awards (FunnyCrave)The Story Behind the Crazy Kanye Lady (Film Drunk)A Town Called Panic (atom)Top 5 Buzzer Beaters This Week in NCAA Hoops [Vids] (Ball Hype)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)Saaaay, did you see BRAD PAISLEY fall on his face the other day?
He's not injured (well, thank GOD for that)... just seriously embarrassed.In 1992, Juliette Lewis is nominated for an Oscar...
Now, she's singing AC/DC covers at a pre-Oscars party. Meh, let's go look at her boobiesIf you don't know who Jaime Hammer is...you've probably been in a cave for the last few years:
Because, you know... Jaime Hammer has been on the cover of almost EVERY mens magazines.Speaking of Sexy-as-hell Twistys babes... say hi to Sydney Moon:
She's blond. She's busty. Her underwear is itchy. It's got to come off. Poor gal.Everyone say "Herro" to busty cutie Annie Lee!
If this is a little too tame, then check out the uncensored pics and videos of Annie Lee... because she's a dirty dirty little lady.Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:
CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handyVisit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
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Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
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