Rick Renstrom the stumpy guitarist, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Mel Gibson Loves BJs, Amy Winehouse is Gorgeous, IRON MAIDEN's New Video, SLASH and Michael Monroe in Finland, August and the Atomic Wedgie, Jayden Jaymes and a lot of oil

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

Guitar virtuoso Rick Renstrom gives new meaning to the phrase "Look ma! No Hands!":

OK, he's GOT hands...but they're tiny. He shreds better than most guys with two full hands.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of nicely nubbed Asian KYOKI and RIHANNA SAMUEL:


RateMyWOW: KYOKI
RateMyWOW: RIHANNA SAMUEL

Mel Gibson really likes getting blow jobs (WWTDD)

Oh boy! It's Christmas in July! the FOURTH Mel Gibson audio clip is online! (Radar Online)


Amy Winehouse is Hypnotically Beautiful (Drunken Stepfather)

Oof. Just cut through the bullshit and Go To Crack Whore Confessions... at least they're honest about themselves, you know?

A Whole Mess of Mel Gibson Remixes... from the O&A Show (FunnyCrave)

UPROXX 2010 Summer Buyer's Guide (UPROXX)

Smash’d: LeBron’s Locker Room Adventures (atom)

Tyalor Vixen has an ill-fitting bra. Her boobs are showing. Oh. Wait. (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

Is "Inception" as confusing as you think? (Campus Socialite)

If These Dinosaurs Are Real, We Don't Want to Be Right (URLesque)

Aurora is Nude on The Beach...and she probably has a lot of sand in her crack (z0d)

Franziska is a dead ringer for Amanda Seyfreid...only Amanda doesn't show off her no-no spot (Dailyniner)

Introducing The Next Thing To Kill Your Children Slowly: The Candwich (egoTV)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Those wealthy Brits in IRON MAIDEN are on tour now (click for tickets)... have a brand new album coming out (click to order!) and just released this nifty new video:

Good old Eddie is back...and he got himself blasted into space this time.

Our buddy SLASH and his hat, shared the stage with MICHAEL MONROE in Finland:

MICHAEL MONROE used to be in HANOI ROCKS. Now he's just aging and bony.

From great big guitars to great hineys...

The spicy Latina you see below is adult starlet August:

She spends almost the entire video giving herself an atomic wedgie... and that's not ALL she can do... she can also make a mean egg salad. Wait, no... wrong girl. She has sex on video.

Brunette bombshell Jayden Jaymes has been linked to Chuck Liddell and Dave Navarro...

...and in this clip from Big Wet Tits 6 (which you can see on-demand) ...she's linked to a really big bottle of baby oil.

What do two naked hotties like Renna Ryann and Diamon James do when they're alone?

Why, they lick chocolate icing off each other ...which is, of course, how we think ALL women behave together. Because we're totally deluded.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Hedonism White Man Shuffle, New RESIDENT EVIL Trailer, Conan gets Nominated, Playmates in a Guitar Mag, SCORPIONS live, NIGHT RANGER over-explaining, Jayden Jaymes, Girls Kissing by the Pool, and Nude Yoga

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

Everyone meet Hedo Rick, the whitest white man ever to try to bust a move at Hedonism:

We might seriously consider Booking Tickets to Hedonism just to see Rick.. and not to hook up with hundreds of promiscuous women. Nah, Never.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the new Resident Evil film is online and now we're starting to look forward to it:

Honestly, More Milla = More Awesome. Naked Especially ... and Milla really does like being naked.

Conan was Nonimated for an Emmy (WWTDD)


PLAYBOY Playmates on the Cover of Gutiar World? Yay! (Drunken Stepfather)

We're into guitars...and of course, we're also into naked Playboy models... so it's a win-win for us.

20 Hottest Girls in Bikinis Doing Handstands (HEAVY)

Mandy Lynn Naked is Muy Caliente... that means 'Muy Caliente' in Spanish. (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

'Handsome Guy' Human Mask Is So Realistic, It's Creepy (URLesque)

The 25 Hottest Women from Paraguay (BroBible)

Jessica Jaymes wants you to see what's under her skirt... so have a look-see! (Dailyniner)

Decision 2010: 10 Things LeBron James Might Announce on His ESPN Special (UPROXX)

Katerina Hartlova is umm... uhh.. BOOBIES! (z0d)

Things That Should Not Be Found on the Backside of Someone’s Sweatpants (FunnyCrave)

Not-So-Normal Things in the Bedroom That Are Perfectly NORMAL (Campus Socialite)

Independence Day Extended Scene (CollegeHumor)

Remembering McDonald’s Happy Meal Toys (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

The SCORPIONS are on tour now (for the last time - get those tickets) and they hit Michigan the other day to bang out a few songs for the locals:

What??? No more Scorpions? we have to go see them before they go bye-bye.

Jack Blades from NIGHT RANGER is going to take a few minutes to explain how the band came up with the song "Secret of My Success"

...it's a few minutes you're going to want back. With that said, watch and learn!

From Bands, let's make the ol shift to BOOBIES...

Multiple AVN Award-Winner Jayden Jaymes is in the new BIG WET ASSES video:

...and this is about all we can show you from her portion. GET BIG WET ASSES 17 - before they're all...gone?

Zara and Eve from Sapphic Erotica are hanging out by the pool, in bikinis, and they can't keep their hands off one another:

They splash around innocently for oh...20 seconds... and that plan goes all to hell ...and we're all fine with that.

This large-breasted blond is Marilyn from FTVGirls and she's doing Yoga...topless:

...and if you need more information than that before you click on that clip... then you shouldn't be here.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Thursday Links: Truck gets folded, Subway Car Crash, Rob Zombie Live in NYC, Link Love, Jessica Jaymes, Karina Hart, Angel Dark

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Want to see a bunch of guys fold a Chevy truck in half?

FYI - They weren't TRYING to fold it in half.

This will make you want to ride the subway:

Two subway cars smashing into one another is very very re-assuring.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, on the other hand, is awful. Remove it. With a Shotgun.)

Eva Mendes Ass in BAD LIEUTENANT
(Drunken Stepfather)
Incidentally... Eva Mendes NAKED = BEST THING EVER!

Amber Jay has a GIANT back tattoo (z0d)

2009 Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

Jenya and Sabrina are getting all kinds of freaky (Daily Niner)

Tarantino & Talking Dog In Japanese Commercial (FilmDrunk)

The 25 sexiest Victoria’s Secret commercials ever (Guyism)

The History of 'Shark Week' (Heavy)

Rachel Bilson's Deleted Sex Scene (Dave and Thomas)

Neil Patrick Harris Is Frosty The Inappropriate Snowman (Warming Glow)

Top 25 Largest Douche Bags (CollegeHumor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your family won't be seeing much of you this holiday season. It's a shame they won't tell you where they live)

Super-sexy brunette adult starlet Jessica Jaymes is licking her fingers:

Yeah, we thought she was bulemic, but then we saw the full-length video...sooo nice.

How could you not love Angel Dark dropping her dress on the beach?

Her last name is "Dark"... she's on a WHITE sand beach. Get it? Eh?

From boobies to bands, we now take a look-see at ROB Fuckin' ZOMBIE live in New York Fuckin' City:

Rawk. We're still waiting for that director's cut of Halloween II

and back to boobies (of COURSE)... these are NOT dodgeballs Karina Hart is holding:

...and then Karina Hart makes a vibrator feel very lucky.

Thanks to our girl Ember Reigns, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS for the great video, and our buds in MR. BIG for letting us use the the new track "Next Time Around":

CLICK ON EMBER & HER SUCKER... NOW!
(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Rob Zombie: "Lords Of Salem" LIVE in New York City
Jessica Jaymes Is Finger Licking Good
CCTV: Subway Cars Crash in The Station
Karina Hart Massages Her Huge Boobs
Chevy Truck Gets Folded In Half
Angel Dark on a White Sand Beach

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