Headbutt Knockout, Shaving Helmet, X-MEN First Class Trailer, KORN, DEVILDRIVER, WICKED SENSATION, Bunches of Bikini Babes

Never underestimate the sex appeal of geeky comic book fan:

So what if she's got a boyfriend? He's perusing the graphic novels. Time to make your move. Seal the deal before Chester gets back.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your disrespectful mouth. Want the number of a good therapist, fella?)

When antagonizing a beefy gentleman with arms bigger than your head...

You might want to make sure you have some good running shoes... or else...

Because SHAVING was just oh-so-cumbersome...

Boris from Brooklyn decided to make a...shaving helmet? Yeah, that's a timesaver.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your inability to take a joke IS, so lighten up pal)

The trailer for X-MEN First Class made the rounds yesterday, but in case you haven't seen it...

Let your geek flag fly, and hope your mom doesn't catch you sporting that massive erection.

Who does this set of amazing Jersey-rific boobs belong to? No, it's not Snooki (Drunken Stepfather)



Japan Sure Knows How to Traumatize a Kid (The Smoking Jacket)

Perla is the kind of gal who can... umm... whoa! totally naked! train of thought derailed! (FreakShow Planet)

A Chat with Tommy Lee Jones (Bullz-Eye)

Julia Assange has nothing to do with Wikileaks, and that's OK because her boobs are huge (Dailyniner)

Bree Morgan could be more than a pretty face and a hot ass, but who cares? Not us, that's for damn sure. (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't hang on to a relationship any longer than five minutes. Here's a gun with a toe trigger.)

DEVILDRIVER is the kind of band you can just kick back, mellow out, and have a few drinks while listening:

Wait, sorry...we're thinking of Barry White. The guys in DEVILDRIVER will make you want to kick kittens... most likely.

Meanwhile, KORN gets to postpone the last few dates of the MUSIC AS A WEAPON tour because DISTURBED had to bail:

David Draiman from DISTURBED blew out his voice, so adios amigos!

who said that the SCORPIONS and RAMMSTEIN were the only Germans allowed to carry guitars?

Well, no one really. We're just making a sweeping generalization for the sake of posting this clip.

From bands we segue gently into ...Bikinis (yeah, as gently as a cement truck rolling into a fireworks factory)

Everyone say hi to Lacey Brooks:

Try to hide your boners for like, oh... five seconds or so. You know, you should try to make a good impression.

As long as you're ogling bikini babes, check out Addison Rose:

and the hap-hap-happiest bikini you'll ever see... well, today at least.

The lovely Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips is at it again:

*Sob*... we watched Gisele grow up... right before our eyes. Oh, shut up for the love of God, you sentimental twit.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is the whole enchilada... now go ventilate your skull, you bug.

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Accidental MILF, Fire at Diddy's Party, Bradley Cooper in LIMIITLESS, THE DAMNED THINGS on the Damned TV, Flawless Japanese FIREHOUSE cover, Yurizan Beltran on a Blind Date, Lisa Ann is a Size Queen

Oh no! This fine young MILF accidentally had an accident and flipped her car on the highway why not pull over and introduce yourself?

Her old man obviously isn't coming by anytime soon, so tell this lady to stop brushing her hair so sieze the opportunity and giver her a lift...to your place

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your general state of health, you elephant. There's a busy highway. Go for a walk.)

24 year-old Yurizan Beltran has been in the adult business for about six years. Her Cuban suitor has been in the US for all of six minutes (We think, based on his grasp of English):

CAN HE SCORE?? Of course he can. Why else would we bother showing you this? Sheesh.

Oh snap! If you haven't seen this video of the young lady whose hair caught on fire at P. Diddy's party the other day... well, shit, here you go:

and because we feel like being semi-racial today, here's a semi-relatable link to go with this silly ass hair-on-fire clip.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

To hell with consequences! Screw side-effects! We want what Bradley Cooper is taking in LIMITLESS?

Bradley who? Oh Come ON... Bradley Cooper.

Yay! Celeb-Boobies! But Whose? (Drunken Stepfather)

This one should be easy actualliy... Before she made that movie with Mr. Smith, she was showing 'em to everyone who would point a camera at 'em... that's vague enough, right?.

Dominno. You've seen her before. She's got huge boobs and a huge tatoo...and she's opening her umm...yeah (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye 2010 Year-End TV Review (Bullz-Eye)

The ONLY thing wrong with Capri Anderson's photos is that pesky lingerie (z0d)

Anetta and Zuzana are kissing one another ...but not with their mouths (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you think you have a soul in that bloated body of yours. It's long gone, sweetness.)

The blended band THE DAMNED THINGS played their Damned Song on the Damned TV:

Put simply, the combination of EVERY TIME I DIE, ANTHRAX and FALL OUT BOY were on Fearless Music the other day.

LOCK N' LOLL!!! Want to see a couple of Japanese guys perform "Overnight Sensation" by FIREHOUSE totally flawlessly? Tough. We're going to show you anyway:

They say if you really want to appreciate western culture and a bit of Americana, go to Japan... Wait, what?

How much for the little girlz??

Legendary adult starlet Lisa Ann is admitting she's a Size Queen...

Gee... thanks so much captain Obvious ... the sky is blue and water is wet, by the way.

Umm... Jewelz Jade has an enormous piece of chocolate:

...ok, you got us... it's not chocolate, and it's not candy...but she DOES put it in her mouth.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.