Accidental MILF, Fire at Diddy's Party, Bradley Cooper in LIMIITLESS, THE DAMNED THINGS on the Damned TV, Flawless Japanese FIREHOUSE cover, Yurizan Beltran on a Blind Date, Lisa Ann is a Size Queen

Oh no! This fine young MILF accidentally had an accident and flipped her car on the highway why not pull over and introduce yourself?

Her old man obviously isn't coming by anytime soon, so tell this lady to stop brushing her hair so sieze the opportunity and giver her a lift...to your place

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your general state of health, you elephant. There's a busy highway. Go for a walk.)

24 year-old Yurizan Beltran has been in the adult business for about six years. Her Cuban suitor has been in the US for all of six minutes (We think, based on his grasp of English):

CAN HE SCORE?? Of course he can. Why else would we bother showing you this? Sheesh.

Oh snap! If you haven't seen this video of the young lady whose hair caught on fire at P. Diddy's party the other day... well, shit, here you go:

and because we feel like being semi-racial today, here's a semi-relatable link to go with this silly ass hair-on-fire clip.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

To hell with consequences! Screw side-effects! We want what Bradley Cooper is taking in LIMITLESS?

Bradley who? Oh Come ON... Bradley Cooper.

Yay! Celeb-Boobies! But Whose? (Drunken Stepfather)

This one should be easy actualliy... Before she made that movie with Mr. Smith, she was showing 'em to everyone who would point a camera at 'em... that's vague enough, right?.

Dominno. You've seen her before. She's got huge boobs and a huge tatoo...and she's opening her umm...yeah (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye 2010 Year-End TV Review (Bullz-Eye)

The ONLY thing wrong with Capri Anderson's photos is that pesky lingerie (z0d)

Anetta and Zuzana are kissing one another ...but not with their mouths (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you think you have a soul in that bloated body of yours. It's long gone, sweetness.)

The blended band THE DAMNED THINGS played their Damned Song on the Damned TV:

Put simply, the combination of EVERY TIME I DIE, ANTHRAX and FALL OUT BOY were on Fearless Music the other day.

LOCK N' LOLL!!! Want to see a couple of Japanese guys perform "Overnight Sensation" by FIREHOUSE totally flawlessly? Tough. We're going to show you anyway:

They say if you really want to appreciate western culture and a bit of Americana, go to Japan... Wait, what?

How much for the little girlz??

Legendary adult starlet Lisa Ann is admitting she's a Size Queen...

Gee... thanks so much captain Obvious ... the sky is blue and water is wet, by the way.

Umm... Jewelz Jade has an enormous piece of chocolate:

...ok, you got us... it's not chocolate, and it's not candy...but she DOES put it in her mouth.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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Tuesday Links: Groping Groupies, Dancing Bears, Lots of Link Love, More site updates and improvements

So we moved our servers, doubled-up on hard drive space and bandwidth, and now our programming guru, FMJEFF is making everything work behind the scenes... while he does that, we do this...

Didn't you want to be a rock star when you were a kid? musicians get all the groupies:

This groupie grope session is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with and groping of groupies.

Of course, you could always hit the gym, and get a job as a Dancing Bear.

you could be the rock star of the bachelorette scene... and every willing bridesmaid could be your groupie.

Tuesday Link Love Session:
(Because we gots lots of friends, you know)

Kayden Kross on Blow Jobs (Drunken Stepfather) - KAYDEN KROSS knows ALL about Blow Jobs, Dag Nabbit.

Anetta Keys Pulls Off her Short Shorts (z0d)

Bullz-Eye.com's TV Girlfriends Voting: Fox Force Five (Bullz-Eye)

Jennifer Emerson has an Outstanding Ass (Daily Niner)

Singing Kitties! (Link Dork)

Summer 2009: The Best of the Blogosphere

WTF? A Louis Vuitton Styled House in Mexico (DJMICK)

Nika is one hell of a catch... in those fishnets (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Spends Lottery Winnings on Coke, Implants, and Booze (Blog Of Hilarity)

Teacher Turns to Porn After Losing Her Job (Don Chavez)

Dangerous Condom Applicator (College Humor)

Mario Kart: The Movie Trailer (Buzzcuts)

Judging An Album By Its Cover: Persona by Queen Latifah

The Ten Most Hated People on Facebook

Prostitute Mickey (in honor of the Marvel/Disney News) (atom)

Levar Burton: Reading Is Dead (Screen Junkies)

21 Most Epic Disney Marvel Crossover Images

From Lots of links, we look toward our FOUNDRY CAMS girls, and Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

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Monday Links: Monday Links: Weee're Back...and Better than ever... mostly, Messy Motel Sheets, Link Love, and More

Happy friggin' Monday everyone. We spent the weekend moving our servers to a whole new facility... and doubled our bandwidth in the process... shit be loading FAST now! Stay tuned for a bunch of improvements, but for now, our own FMJEFF is still working on getting things set up behind-the-scenes, but we're full steam ahead!

As usual, we hope you enjoyed your weekend filled with deviant behavior.

This messy hotel room bed is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs on hotel room beds. Support their organization. Have a fling

Link Love for the day:
(But your smug, shitty attitude is. How's about lightening up?)

Kim Kardashian has some big ass titties (Kim also likes making homemade sex tapes)

Veronika Simon is Stunning (z0d)

Featured Model: Angie (Bullz-Eye)

"It's a Trap" - 50 Pics of Admiral Ackbar (LinkDork)

Lexxi Tyler in the hottest Bikini you ever did see... until she takes it off (Freakshow Planet)

Dylan Rider wants you to Ride Her (Daily Niner)

4 reasons winning the Mega Millions would suck (Illuminati)

A Raunchy Billboard from the Czech Republic (DJMICK)

20 Fictional Mobsters (Gunaxin)

5 Completely Pointless Scientific Studies (FunnyCrave)

The Worst Speeches of All Time: Pro Wrestler's PTA Campaign (atom)

9 Signs That Do Not Deliver What They Promise (Blog Of Hilarity)

It's a Stripper Pole for Kids (Dave & Thomas)

College Football's 40 Hottest Fanbases (Bleacher Report)

Anatomy of a Bikini Car Wash (Holy Taco)

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Friday Links: Weekend affairs and the Dancing Bear, Drunk Guy Can't find His Shoes, Lots of Link Love, MR BIG and CHICKENFOOT live, 2012 Trailer, Riley Evans Driving Topless, Aria Giovanni vs. the Beer Bong

Did your romantic weekend getaway fall through? That's what hotel rooms and sexy coworkers are for, folks. It's Friday... throw out some of those pick-up lines and see if they work.

This classy hotel room is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs in classy hotel rooms. We're positive the room isn't going to look like that in the morning.

And you'd better work fast, fella...because if YOU don't muster up the courage she'll be bending over for the Dancing Bear.

...because cute, married co-workers need love too...and they know where to get it.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Wow. You ever been SO drunk that you can't find your shoes?

This guy is... and his flip-flop is right in front of him.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)

Katie Price is working out with MMA Fighters (Drunken Stepfather) - Oh Katie, when will you make another Sex Tape?

Alyssa Reece is REALLY naked. (z0d)

A Chat with director Adam McKay of Anchor Man, Talladega Nights and Step Brothers (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones has a little Fuzz on her peach... Get it? Fuzz? Peach? (Daily Niner)

The Snuggie Sutra...how to screw in a Snuggie (Made Man)

Holy smokes, Alina Vacariu is good-looking (on 205th)

U.K. Cops Will Rob You for Your Own Good (Asylum)

Nicole Graves is Naked and one with Nature... cuz there's rocks. (Freakshow Planet)

Bestest Fat Girl Faceplant EVER (Don Chavez)

Hey Stinky Ass...there's a Deodorant for YOU!

How To Do A Striptease...for the Ladies... (LemonDrop)

ARMORED: Film Trailer (FILM DRUNK)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

This sexy Czech is Sonia Red:

...and when she's not being deflowered on film, she's getting really classy nude photos of herself taken.

Large-breasted blond starlet Riley Evans is going for a drive with her top down:

Get it? Driving topless? With her top down? Ehh, puns suck.

From Boobs, we move to bands, and the boys in CHICKENFOOT - who are touring now:

Hagar, Satriani, Smith, and Anthony rocked the Beacon Theater in New York City...and they're coming to your town soon.

As long as we're on this talented-musician theme, let's check out The Reunited MR BIG live at Budokan:

Go figure... guys who actually know how to play their instruments.

From world tours to world devastation, we present the Japanese Trailer for '2012':

That Roland Emmerich sure likes destroying the world in his movies, doesn't he?

Annd back to boobies...and beer with Aria Giovanni:

Aria claims this is the first time she's used a beer bong. We think she's had enough large things down her throat that this shouldn't present too much of a challenge.

From beer bongs, we move to booty with the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, here's Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... you know, for the slowpokes in the room. US included.)

Take a breather from screwing your neighbor and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Sonia Red Nude Photo Shoot
CHICKENFOOT: 'Future In The Past' LIVE in New York City
Aria Giovanni vs The Beer Bong
Drunk Guy Can't Even Put On His Flip Flop
Riley Evans Is Driving With Her Top Down
MR BIG - 'Addicted To That Rush' LIVE at Budokan
Alexis Ford Loses Her Lace Lingerie
2012 Trailer - Japanese Version

 

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