Accidental MILF, Fire at Diddy's Party, Bradley Cooper in LIMIITLESS, THE DAMNED THINGS on the Damned TV, Flawless Japanese FIREHOUSE cover, Yurizan Beltran on a Blind Date, Lisa Ann is a Size Queen

Oh no! This fine young MILF accidentally had an accident and flipped her car on the highway why not pull over and introduce yourself?

Her old man obviously isn't coming by anytime soon, so tell this lady to stop brushing her hair so sieze the opportunity and giver her a lift...to your place

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your general state of health, you elephant. There's a busy highway. Go for a walk.)

24 year-old Yurizan Beltran has been in the adult business for about six years. Her Cuban suitor has been in the US for all of six minutes (We think, based on his grasp of English):

CAN HE SCORE?? Of course he can. Why else would we bother showing you this? Sheesh.

Oh snap! If you haven't seen this video of the young lady whose hair caught on fire at P. Diddy's party the other day... well, shit, here you go:

and because we feel like being semi-racial today, here's a semi-relatable link to go with this silly ass hair-on-fire clip.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

To hell with consequences! Screw side-effects! We want what Bradley Cooper is taking in LIMITLESS?

Bradley who? Oh Come ON... Bradley Cooper.

Yay! Celeb-Boobies! But Whose? (Drunken Stepfather)

This one should be easy actualliy... Before she made that movie with Mr. Smith, she was showing 'em to everyone who would point a camera at 'em... that's vague enough, right?.

Dominno. You've seen her before. She's got huge boobs and a huge tatoo...and she's opening her umm...yeah (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye 2010 Year-End TV Review (Bullz-Eye)

The ONLY thing wrong with Capri Anderson's photos is that pesky lingerie (z0d)

Anetta and Zuzana are kissing one another ...but not with their mouths (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you think you have a soul in that bloated body of yours. It's long gone, sweetness.)

The blended band THE DAMNED THINGS played their Damned Song on the Damned TV:

Put simply, the combination of EVERY TIME I DIE, ANTHRAX and FALL OUT BOY were on Fearless Music the other day.

LOCK N' LOLL!!! Want to see a couple of Japanese guys perform "Overnight Sensation" by FIREHOUSE totally flawlessly? Tough. We're going to show you anyway:

They say if you really want to appreciate western culture and a bit of Americana, go to Japan... Wait, what?

How much for the little girlz??

Legendary adult starlet Lisa Ann is admitting she's a Size Queen...

Gee... thanks so much captain Obvious ... the sky is blue and water is wet, by the way.

Umm... Jewelz Jade has an enormous piece of chocolate:

...ok, you got us... it's not chocolate, and it's not candy...but she DOES put it in her mouth.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Stranded MILF needs help, BRET MICHAELS loves his Ford, FAST FIVE teaser trailer, JOE SATRIANI live in NYC, WITHIN TEMPTATION and Natalee Holloway, Lisa Ann, Rachel Starr, Nikki Benz, Sabrina Maree

What better way to introduce yourself to a lovely lady than assisting a MILF with her car...which is stuck in a half inch of water:

It's one of those little opportunities that don't come along very often. Her old man is nowhere in sight and she's looking for any help she can get... There's your in!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your general state of health, you elephant. There's a busy highway. Go for a walk.)

As we have stated in the past, BRET MICHAELS is a friend of ours, but sometimes you just have to bust your friend's balls:

Especially when they show up in commercials like this one.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Holy crap. Could you possibly fit any more testosterone or explosions into the trailer for FAST FIVE?

Paul Walker and Vin Diesel get chased by The Rock...err, Dwayne Johnson in the fifth installment of FAST & FURIOUS MOVIES.

Pamela Anderson's billionth PLAYBOY cover (Drunken Stepfather)

Umm... we like the younger version that used to make lots of spontaneous sex tapes... but that's just us.

PLAYBOY's Celest Dimarco is one hot...um.. uh... wow, totally derailed (FreakShow Planet)

The Ultimate Gift Guide for the Well Dressed Man (the Bachelor Guy)

Bullz-Eye 2010 Year-End TV Review (Bullz-Eye)

Blake and Joanna were at a wedding, but got distracted (z0d)

Sasha Cane is our (and we're willing to bet yours too) kind of candy (Dailyniner)

Munchie The Agent: Aurora Snow (atom)

The 50 Hottest Magazine Photo Shoots of 2010 (BroBible)

TRUpidity - Test your Stupid Skills. Play Dumb (TruTV)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you think you have a soul in that bloated body of yours. It's long gone, sweetness.)

Do you know JOE SATRIANI?

Well why the hell not? This is him, on stage in New York City playing "Summer Song" with John Petrucci of DREAM THEATER (err, what's left of it).

Moving on to the slightly heavier, and slightly more obscure, this is the new video from WITHIN TEMPTATION for the song "Where is the Edge" and it features footage from the film "Me & Mr Jones":

...as in "Where is the Edge" ...of the cliff Natalee Holloway's body was pitched off? What? Too much?

Bring on the Girls!!!

Bikini-clad Lisa Ann is consoling Rachel Starr the way all of us should be consoled...

by a topless, bikini-bottom-wearing adult starlet who would transform the process into a threesome ... As she SHOULD, dag nabbit!

Naughty Nikki Benz has a new clear plastic toy:

...and we don't mean a clear plastic barbie doll either Not unless they make Barbie dolls shaped like penises now.

Oh lord... Sabrina Maree is taking her shirt off...again:

Buy Why? It's not like she's got a sex toy lying around to play with uncontrollably... Oh wait... yes she DOES.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Fitness MILF, Vince Neil looks tipsy AGAIN, old ta-ta's, SEVENDUST beefs up the Atlanta Falcons, MOTORHEAD has a new video, DANGEROUS TOYS is milking the same material, Cynthia Bang Bangs, Lexi Belle and the Lucky Feather Duster

She's ripped, she's in fantastic shape... but she's oh-so lonely because her old man is always working late.

Now's your chance to make your move, bud... Hell, she wouldn't be posting photos online unless she wanted to hook up... well, that and show off her abs.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the amount of space your girthy ass takes up when you sit down. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday.)

MOTLEY CRUE frontman VINCE NEIL was spotted leaving Boa in West Hollywood looking at li'l bit tipsy with a few lovely ladies...

Big deal, right? Well, watch the video, listen to him slurring his words, and then jump behind the wheel of a sports car. Ahh yes, some people don't learn easily, do they?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Ack! Old lady boobs! We're almost afraid to ask who they belong to... (Drunken Stepfather)

As far as guessing goes... She hasn't had much skin time on camera... so that could throw a few of you.

The Ultimate Bacon Lovers Gift Guide (the Bachelor Guy)

Bullz-Eye.com 2010 Year End Music Review (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Sandy Summers will warm you up on a cold winter day...with her umm, boobies? (FreakShow Planet)

Wowee! We could watch Laura Lee get naked every day! (z0d)

When shawna Lenee isn't going batshit crazy, she likes to have girl-girl sexy time with girls like Ruby (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that your hefty carcass keeps breaking the lawn furniture every time you sit down.)

The guys in SEVENDUST were called in to beef up the Atlanta Falcons official theme song...

...and that's exactly what they did, dagnabbit.

Lemmmy Kilmister, his face bumps, and the rest of MOTORHEAD have a new video for "Get Back In Line"

The band's new album gets released in the UK this month. We U.S. pukes don't get it until January. The new tunes will put goosebumps on your face bumps.

Hey, more power to you if you can pull it off, because DANGEROUS TOYS have been milking the same few songs for twenty years:

Honestly, we'd think they'd be tired of playing "Teas'n Pleas'n" and "Scared" by now, but apparently not.

OK, that's enough of the high-brow (and yes, by comparison to what we're about to show you, that IS high-brow)

Mellissa wants to show Sammie Rhodes and Samantha Saint how to do the whole ballet thing...

...but the whole event degenerates into a bisexual ballet bonanza in NO time.

We weren't fond of it at first, but Cynthia Bang has a very bang-able booty and she's not afraid to use it:

What she SHOULD do is tell that obnoxious camera guy to shut up. He's reallly yapping too much. shaddup and get to the butt sex

her name is Lexi Belle and she apparently doesn't care who sees her naked ass because that's her, getting nude...on a balcony:

What's more is that is one very very lucky feather duster ... what we wouldn't give to be a piece of lint on that thing.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Beach MILF, Dee Snider Forgets Lyrics, ALTER BRIDGE, HINDER and PRETTY MAIDS live and on FOUNDRY CAMS, Rachel Starr and Carmella Bing despise tight clothing

You see this? this is the body of a lonely married lady hanging out at beach getting hit on by a guy that SHOULD be you.

Her husband is back home nailing his secretary so it's your turn to make a move on this fine piece of mommy muff

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the amount of space your girthy ass takes up when you sit down. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday.)

Either Dee Snider has way too much on his plate or he's got Alzheimer's...because the TWISTED SISTER frontman is starting to forget the words, maaaaan.

"You can't stop Rock and ---" aww, crap. Forgot the words.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


WOW! Who knew SHE had boobs like these? (Drunken Stepfather)

Apparently everyone EXCEPT us knew she liked getting naked on film... You'll still never guess.

Featured Model: Jacqueline Suzanne (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Oh Peach, you're jut as sweet as a ... oh you get the idea (FreakShow Planet)

Isis Taylor is in a tight pink bikini...anyone wanna guess for how long? (z0d)

Kayden Kross is about to do something very naughty with a very LUCKY candy cane (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that your hefty carcass keeps breaking the lawn furniture every time you sit down.)

CREED minus Scott Stapp equals ALTER BRIDGE and EVERY TIME I DIE?

The singer is Myles Kennedy, who just happens to be singing in SLASH's solo band and... so he's kind of, well, you know... talented.

Our friends in HINDER have have a new album out TODAY called All American Nightmare, and this is them playing the title track in York, PA:

No. Nobody slipped on a banana peel or caught on fire. It's just a good tune, that's all. OK, you go now.

OOh! Almost forgot! Speaking of HINDER, they gave us music for:
this Foundry Cams video:

and
THIS FOUNDRY CAMS video with the twins

Speaking of bands that have given us songs for FOUNDRY CAMS videos, check out Danish rock band PRETTY MAIDS doing what they do best... in Denmark, of course:

Those guys gave us music for Breanna's FOUNDRY CAMS video.

And now we yank the steering wheel to the left all the way toward...the boobies! Yaaaaay Boobies! (yeah, I know. We're a bunch of children)

Oh...Sweet...God... RACHEL STARR cloned herself!

Oh wait, sorry. That's a mirror. We know because we saw the full-length scene in CURVY GIRLS 5 (click to watch it on Demand). We like to do our homework.

You've seen her before, but might not know tha this is Carmella Bing and she's got on a very very tight dress:

She gives you a little sample here, but The full madness is in CURVY GIRLS 4 ... and yes, once we get into a series, we beat it to death.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.