Headbutt Knockout, Shaving Helmet, X-MEN First Class Trailer, KORN, DEVILDRIVER, WICKED SENSATION, Bunches of Bikini Babes

Never underestimate the sex appeal of geeky comic book fan:

So what if she's got a boyfriend? He's perusing the graphic novels. Time to make your move. Seal the deal before Chester gets back.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your disrespectful mouth. Want the number of a good therapist, fella?)

When antagonizing a beefy gentleman with arms bigger than your head...

You might want to make sure you have some good running shoes... or else...

Because SHAVING was just oh-so-cumbersome...

Boris from Brooklyn decided to make a...shaving helmet? Yeah, that's a timesaver.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your inability to take a joke IS, so lighten up pal)

The trailer for X-MEN First Class made the rounds yesterday, but in case you haven't seen it...

Let your geek flag fly, and hope your mom doesn't catch you sporting that massive erection.

Who does this set of amazing Jersey-rific boobs belong to? No, it's not Snooki (Drunken Stepfather)



Japan Sure Knows How to Traumatize a Kid (The Smoking Jacket)

Perla is the kind of gal who can... umm... whoa! totally naked! train of thought derailed! (FreakShow Planet)

A Chat with Tommy Lee Jones (Bullz-Eye)

Julia Assange has nothing to do with Wikileaks, and that's OK because her boobs are huge (Dailyniner)

Bree Morgan could be more than a pretty face and a hot ass, but who cares? Not us, that's for damn sure. (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't hang on to a relationship any longer than five minutes. Here's a gun with a toe trigger.)

DEVILDRIVER is the kind of band you can just kick back, mellow out, and have a few drinks while listening:

Wait, sorry...we're thinking of Barry White. The guys in DEVILDRIVER will make you want to kick kittens... most likely.

Meanwhile, KORN gets to postpone the last few dates of the MUSIC AS A WEAPON tour because DISTURBED had to bail:

David Draiman from DISTURBED blew out his voice, so adios amigos!

who said that the SCORPIONS and RAMMSTEIN were the only Germans allowed to carry guitars?

Well, no one really. We're just making a sweeping generalization for the sake of posting this clip.

From bands we segue gently into ...Bikinis (yeah, as gently as a cement truck rolling into a fireworks factory)

Everyone say hi to Lacey Brooks:

Try to hide your boners for like, oh... five seconds or so. You know, you should try to make a good impression.

As long as you're ogling bikini babes, check out Addison Rose:

and the hap-hap-happiest bikini you'll ever see... well, today at least.

The lovely Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips is at it again:

*Sob*... we watched Gisele grow up... right before our eyes. Oh, shut up for the love of God, you sentimental twit.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is the whole enchilada... now go ventilate your skull, you bug.

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New Years Speculation? Girl vs. Bike Ramp, Mystery Bikini Arse, George Lynch In Alaska, OZZY does Vogue, September Carrino, Brandy Robbins and their obnoxiously huge cans

Another year, another batch of strangeness for you to enjoy... another photo of Lindsay Lohan...

What does this link have to do with Lindsay Lohan? Nothing. Absolutely Nothing. Well, She's deviant. We're deviant. We endorse deviant behavior. That's about it.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(How's about a New Year's Resolution to get into smaller jeans? No? Didn't think so)

Well, at least she was wearing a helmet when she plowed broadside into that bike ramp:

...and WHY anyone would want to jump a mountain bike off a pier is beyond our comprehension.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Like movies? Want to have your reviews in our MOVIE REVIEW SECTION? No problem. Just Email us with a sample review ... now, dammit!


A surprisingly shapely arse in a bikini. Whose could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

the polygamist bit isn't convincing she blew her boyfriend on filmK... that's not giving too much away, is it?

Kelly Maines is mainly topless in this photo set (FreakShow Planet)

Movie Review: True Grit (Bullz-Eye)

PLAYBOY's Barbara Moore is More naked by the ppol = More Gooder (z0d)

Dylan Rider is sexy enough to want to Ride...her... get it? (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry, not every meal consists of cake, blubber guts)

He's GEORGE LYNCH and he plays guitar better than you and everyone who looks like you:

And from the sounds of it, he's probably not getting back together with DOKKEN anytime soon.

It looks like OZZY OSBOURNE picked up on MADONNA's Vogue move about 20 years too late:

Just watch the first few minutes of the clip; you'll understand.

Lemmy Kilmister and Phil Campbell of MOTORHEAD and their respective face bumps joined CAMP FREDDY on stage at The Roxy in Hollywood:

Lemmy's not rich, but he IS famous. Infamous, even... whether or not he's happy with that is another story.

Should all boobies be forgot... wait, no... scratch that...

Brandy Robbins has 30G-sized funbags and she's doing what any woman with boobs that big SHOULD be doing:

She's rolling around in suds. Any arguments? No? Didn't think so.

As long as we're ogling abnormally-huge bosoms, take a look at September Carrino and her HH-cup Hooters, and the HH stands for "Holy Hell those boobs are Huge":

That red sweater is the luckiest piece of fabric... EVER.

...and that, as they say, is that. Now go enjoy the day and try not to offend anyone with your horrendous stench...

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Chubby gals need love too, Nic Cage's New Movie, METALLICA Guitarist plays soccer with kid's face, Lemmy Knows How to Die, RATT knows how to fade into obscurity, Corey Taylor knows how to dress like a woman

OK, we'll be realists for a moment... not every gal you meet online is going to be a winner...

But who gives a shit? the bigger gals DO try harder. And YES, we're proud to say we know from experience.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But your sense of aim really sucks. How hard IS it to blow your brains out when you're drunk?)

What do you get when you give Kirk Hammett from METALLICA a big black beach ball?

You get to see him use a little kid in Australia for a goal post. SCORE!

The band is out promoting Metallica/Slayer/Megadeth/Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria, which by the way, we just ordered.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
OK, We lied. It IS...

Is seems that NICOLAS CAGE has gone and made another film no one is going to care about:

Meh, it's OK... They can't ALL be GHOST RIDER...and yes that movie RULED!

Heels, Stockings, Nice ass. Anyone want to guess? (Drunken Stepfather)

Well friends, if you saw her in CHLOE, you don't need to

Featured Model: Allegra Wynne (Bullz-Eye)

Nikki Jayne knows how to wear...and NOT wear...shorts (FreakShow Planet)

Honestly, will someone tell Susana Spears to just not even bring clothing next time? (z0d)

Shera Bechard knows a thing or three about showering (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Someday... Love will find you... break those chains that...oh wait, no it won't, asshole.)

Lemmy, MOTORHEAD, and all of his face bumps want you to check out "I Know How To Die", which is (we think) based on his ability to consume Jack Daniels:

They're about to release the face-bumping-fest The World Is Yours, which we ordered the the classic rock version of.

Yes, because we're SNOBS.

That's it. Corey Taylor from STONE SOUR is officially the Ugliest. Tranny. Ever:

Then again, it was a halloween show. They're out promoting Audio Secrecy to the legions of lunatics. Us being some of them.

You know, RATT used to be able to fill arenas ... like 20 years ago:

Now they're in New York, playing on the smallest. stage... EVER. However, Infestation did sell a decent amount of copies.

AND from RATT we move to RACKS!

Her namme is JEWELS JADE and she's enjoying some vibrator time in the sauna:

Normally we wouldn't be so concerned but please watch your fluids, madam

To say that Nikki Benz has big boobs is a bit of an understatement.

But they're damn big and she seems to have to hold them up a lot.

Her name is Carmen Croft and she's soaping up her huge Czech boobs in the shower.

That, friends...is ALL the information you need

Holy Indian Hotness Priya Anjali Rai is showing her objection to biknis publicly by stripping hers off.

Away with you, vile bikini! There's diddling to be done!

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Brooke and Sweet Victoria - Stupid Girl

Why do we love sending our ENORMOUS old-school FoundryMusic T-shirts to our lovely FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because it never ceases to amaze us what the girls can make with a black T-shirt that's three sizes too big.
Brooke and Sweet Victoria, who you have seen in numerous other videos, have tailored their shirts into a makeshift vest and miniskirt, respectively. Neither outfit stays on very long, because... well, why would it?
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".
Thanks to Jon for the editing.
...and of course, thanks to Sweet Victoria and Brooke for the eye candy.

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Then, once you've regained some sense of composure head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Brooke and Sweet Victoria 1-on-1 now!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

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You can see Sweet Victoria and Brooke in these other FOUNDRY CAMS videos:
FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria is Your Kind of Healer (w/ LYNCH MOB)
FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria and Brooke are your 'Addiction' (w/ DOPE and ZAKK WYLDE)
FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria Rocks Out in her STAY COZY shirt (w/ HADES)

FOUNDRY CAMS: Brooke has Looks, Licks, and a nice set of... (w/ Rob Balducci)
FOUNDRY CAMS: Brooke and Vikki Rock Out To HINDER (w/ HINDER)

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Wednesday Links: Happy Hump Day, Teacher Punches Student, AC/DC: IRON MAN 2 video, PINK vs BEYONCE? Katy Perry's Hiney, Venus Williams Underwear, Kell

Happy Hump Day, boys and girls. How's about humping a married friend?



Keep your marriage in check and add some adventure to your life, whydontcha?



THAT's TERRIBLE:

Screw going to the headmaster's office...




You throw a snowball at a teacher in Belgium, you're gonna get belted, buddy.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your shitty glare is going to get your neck stepped on, you mousey fuck)





Katy Perry sure does know how to Dress (WWTDD)





Venus Williams and her Brown Underwear (Drunken Stepfather)



Misery Index: Which City Has the Most Depressing Local News (Asylum)



Blast from the Past: Meriah Nelson (Bullz-Eye)



Chanelle and the luckiest tennis racquet ever (z0d)



Squirrel Eats Entire Sandwch (Yep Yep)



Julia Crown is showing off her no-no spot...which makes us say "yes yes!" (Daily Niner)



Italian Dad Stabbed Over Playstation (With Leather)



Nikki Esposito and her Tramp Stamp make us think dirty thoughts (FreakshowPlanet)



5 Inappropriately Sexual Kids Shows (HEAVY)



10 Funniest Tweets During The iPad Unveiling (Comedy)



25 Unique Chocolate Covered Foods (ForkParty)



Meet The Ladies of Cougar Beach! (Cougar Patrol)

whoa, wait a minute... did someone say COUGAR???

Whatcha waiting for??? hook up with a sophisticated older woman now!

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

Whoa Boy...dancing girls in hot pants and IRON MAN costumes?



It could only be the new AC/DC video for IRON MAN 2. Well, ok... not "Only"...but one of a handful of things.

Uhh, was PINK getting catty with BEYONCE on stage in Liverpool?



We could give a shit. PINK has a nice hiney though.

Blond, super-busty PLAYBOY babe Kelly Princeton is exploding out of her purple bra:



It's what she does after the bra is off that is distracting the hell out of us.

22 year-old Jenna Presley will stop you dead in your tracks:



...and that's just a tease... check out the full, uncut touchy-feely goodness.

The lovely Brooke Williams is one of PLAYBOY's Sexy Wives:



We are infinitely jealous of her husband. Lucky fucker.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



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We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.