Morality is for suckers. Deviant behavior is for winners. Get on it, bub!
THAT's TERRIBLE:
...but the dye pack exploded, so now she's got to figure out how she's going to spend all those ink-soaked hundreds.
THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(but your perpetural whining is really irritating the shit out of us, so how's about removing your larynx with a spork?)
Tiger Woods' mistress "Big Boobs MaGee" on some Italian talk Show (Drunken Stepfather)
Loredana Jolie Ferriolo was a nude model for a while but that didn't work out, so she started humping Tiger Woods.
WTF is NBC doing? (WWTDD)
Featured Model: Karen Salas (Bullz-Eye)
Jack and JILL went up the hill. JILL has really big tits. (FreakshowPlanet)
The Super Bowl XLIV Guide For Boob-havers (Yep Yep)
Nadine has Nada Clothes On (z0d)
10 Worst Super Bowl Commercials of All-Time (Sports Pickle)
Shanda Michelle has really white hair...and she's got no clothes on (Daily Niner)
BIOSHOCK 2 Trailer features Big Sister on Daddy Action (GammaSquad)
5 jobs that Somehow Exist (FunnyCrave)
Maxim, AskMen and FHM's Top 100 Women Lists Dissected (Asylum)
Ten Gadgets Designed Specifically for Lazy People (Gunaxin)
Hot Chick Time Machine: Heather Thomas
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)
C'mon. You got a boner. Admit it. Don't hide it. Be proud. Show it to your mom.
Swing and a miss? Hmmm... OK, let's shift gears a little....
We failed. It's mathematically impossible to be funny while watching Aria Giovanni roll around naked fondling herself.
She's not doing too good.... not that we mind, of course.
Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
is hanging with the show today, and he's going to be at the Berklee Performance Center in Boston on March 1st. 
