Reporter nailed with Soccer Ball, Heidi Montag Wants Her Implants OUT, OZZY breaks out the oldies, SHADOWS FALL breaks out the OZZY, PLAYBOY's Barbie Boswell, Madison James, and Monika all sans-clothing

What a day, what a day, thank F-ing God it's... "Hump Day"? hell, ANY day of the week is good for humping, now isn't it?

Quit stalling and have relations with a horny co-worker in a bathroom stall. Get it? Stall / Stall?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)

Rogue Soccer Ball + Female Reporter's Head = ALWAYS funny:

Now kids... Don't go out and buy a bunch of soccer balls to kick at reporters. That would be WRONG. Funny, but wrong.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Heidi Montag wants her Implants Out (WWTDD)

Ehh, all we heard was 'blah, blah, blah, HEIDI MONTAG, something something' when the FUCK is Vivid going to release the goddamn Heidi Montag Sex tape??? Hell YES, we're impatient!


Tila Tequila has a band-aid on her face boo-boo (Drunken Stepfather)

Now THAT is a girl who NEEDS to make a Celebrity Sex Tape. Then we MIGHT be interested.

The 8 Hottest Guy-On-Girl Oral Sex Scenes (The Frisky)

Tiffany Joy will fill your heart (and shorts) with Joy (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jessica Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Faye Reagan has some of the biggest nips we have EVER seen (z0d)

Madison Scott and Her Friend Get all kinds of Freaky in the Shower (Dailyniner)

Movies That Would Have Been Ruined by Facebook (MovieFone)

New Solar System Found, We Hope They Have Dinosaurs (GammaSquad)

Twilight Crew Scared After Brazilian Standoff (FilmDrunk)

Larry Johnson’s $2290 Bar Tab From the Night He Allegedly Spit in a Women’s Face (BroBible)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)

Long time personal friend (no, seriously...really) OZZY OSBOURNE dusted off "Killer Of Giants" for the nice folks in Italy:

the Italians must be longing for anti-war anthems. OZZY OSBOURNE is on tour now Get Them Tickets now!

Speaking of OZZY OSBOURNE, the guys in SHADOWS FALL have a killer version of "Bark at the Moon":

They broke this out at the Rockstar Music Energy Festival and made the metalheads very chipper.

Metal...meet mama's boobs!!

would you take a look at the boobs on PLAYBOY's Barbie Boswell! Those are the kind of things you could paint a portrait of:

Barbie is tall, tan, hails from Florida, and looks really great without her clothes on. Wouldn't it be a shame if she didn't? Hah.

Booty-tastic Madison James has an ass that was made for grabbing and shaking. If only that dipshit cameraman would shut up:

She shakes it and wiggles it just enough before getting herself tag-teamed by two gentlemen...and we use the term 'Gentlemen' loosely.

21 year-old sexy, slender Czech babe Monika is way too hot in that blue sun dress:

who could blame her really? Oh - and Monika can also fit her whole hand in her mouth. Classy, right?

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

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Friday Links: Metalhead Wedding, Pants on fire, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, PREDATORS trailer, Michelle Bombshell Hardcore, Katherine Heigl almost topless

So, it's Friday. How will you spend YOUR weekend? Cooped up at home? or Hooked up with a new married friend looking for love?



Monogamy is for babies. Why do you they call it ADULTERY?? Hmmm?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(So is your smile. Keep your mouth shut, or risk having all of your teeth chisled out)

Isn't that adorable! A young Turkish couple headbangs their way through their wedding:




And for the honeymoon, they get to pick out matching neck braces!

How does a person make it all the way into his teenage years without learning that gasoline-soaked-jeans + fire = BAD?




Apparently, no one told this genius.

So, uhh... would you blow up your Hollywood marriage for a piece of Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee?



Why, oh why Jesse James, did you bang this chick? ... well, after seeing all the hardcore footage she shot on her webcam, we might understand WHY.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Shione Cooper and Jennifer Rox:





RateMyWOW: SHIONE COOPER

RateMyWOW: JENNIFER ROX

Have you SEEEN the new trailer for PREDATORS???




Hoolleee shit. Looks like Robert Rodriguez may manage to save this dwindling franchise

Kim Kardashian hides her chunky ass well (Drunken Stepfather)



Unless of course Ray J is pumping that ass from behind. Then she's not hiding it all that well..





Katherine Heigl almost lost her top (WWTDD)



What's the big deal? it's not like we haven't seen her tits before... Girls. Can't kill 'em. Can't live around 'em.



Why You Shouldn't Complain About New Facebook Designs (CollegeHumor)



a visit to Bushmills, Old Bushmills Distillery in Belfast (Bullz-Eye)



Kylie Ryan will leave you cryin'...for...more...umm. Oof, that was a struggle. (FreakshowPlanet)



2010 NFL Mock Draft Version 1.0 (Scores Report)



Asa Akira is a busty ass-tastica Asian Beauty (z0d)



Hot Tub Time Machine Kicks Some Past (COED Magazine)



Monika Benjar Busts out of her Blue Bikini (Dailyniner)



Chalk It Up To An Angry Protester Losing It (Apoliticus)



Does Your Dog Understand You When You Talk? (Asylum)



20 Moments In Strange Pet Walking (Banned In Hollywood)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your breath stinks like booze, and your hair smells like old man breath. Repress much?)

Metal, duuuude! our friends in SHADOWS FALL hooked up with TESTAMENT guitarist Alex Skolnick in Toronto for a cover of "Bark at The Moon".



Umm, that would be "Bark at the Moon" by Mr. OZZY OSBOURNE for those of you who need lessons.

From heavy rock to heavy hooters...

Leggy blond sexy Czech babe Gina is giving the most ineffective washing to this Ferrari:



Something tells us she's not really focusing on the car.

As seen in this scene from PROZAC NATION, when Christina Ricci is naked in movies, the movie is always better:



Christina Ricci Naked = ALWAYS good.

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

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Thursday Links: One more Day for Deviance, Dopey Robber vs Dye Pack, Tiger's Big Booby Mistress, NBC = WTF, New RATT music, Shadows Fall Does OZZY

Just keep saying it... "one more day... one more day...we only have to be good for one more day"



Morality is for suckers. Deviant behavior is for winners. Get on it, bub!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A chubby 50-ish woman robbed a bank in Wichita, Kansas:




...but the dye pack exploded, so now she's got to figure out how she's going to spend all those ink-soaked hundreds.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your perpetural whining is really irritating the shit out of us, so how's about removing your larynx with a spork?)





Tiger Woods' mistress "Big Boobs MaGee" on some Italian talk Show (Drunken Stepfather)



Loredana Jolie Ferriolo was a nude model for a while but that didn't work out, so she started humping Tiger Woods.





WTF is NBC doing? (WWTDD)



Featured Model: Karen Salas (Bullz-Eye)



Jack and JILL went up the hill. JILL has really big tits. (FreakshowPlanet)



The Super Bowl XLIV Guide For Boob-havers (Yep Yep)



Nadine has Nada Clothes On (z0d)



10 Worst Super Bowl Commercials of All-Time (Sports Pickle)



Shanda Michelle has really white hair...and she's got no clothes on (Daily Niner)



BIOSHOCK 2 Trailer features Big Sister on Daddy Action (GammaSquad)



5 jobs that Somehow Exist (FunnyCrave)



Maxim, AskMen and FHM's Top 100 Women Lists Dissected (Asylum)



Ten Gadgets Designed Specifically for Lazy People (Gunaxin)



Hot Chick Time Machine: Heather Thomas


I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

What's this? New music from RATT? Yes indeedy. Get yer party hats on, kids!



C'mon. You got a boner. Admit it. Don't hide it. Be proud. Show it to your mom.

and if that is soooo not your thing, how's about a video of the guys in SHADOWS FALL doing some classic OZZY OSBOURNE:



Swing and a miss? Hmmm... OK, let's shift gears a little....

We stared at this video of Aria Giovanni for 30 minutes trying to think of something witty to say:



We failed. It's mathematically impossible to be funny while watching Aria Giovanni roll around naked fondling herself.

Aaaand as long as we're talking tits... check out Candice Cardinele trying to stay packed into a bra:



She's not doing too good.... not that we mind, of course.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke/b> made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



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