Holiday Hotness is Heavenly, New GREEN HORNET trailer, Rare Dimebag Darrell video, ANTHRAX is still Moshing, Shay Laren, Sara Stone, Aria Giovanni, and Lexi Ray are all Nekkid

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Actually, it's NOT. But your inability to get your hefty ass off the couch IS. Move a little, why dontcha?)

When your wife can do decline crunches while holding your son, you know you have to watch what you say, because picking a fight with abdominal muscles like that could get you killed:

Which reminds us, there's only a few days left to sign up for her BLACK FRIDAY SALE - lose a pile of weight in time for all those Holiday parties!

Coincidentally, that's "Pendulum" from Retooled (feat. Rich DeCicco) blasting in that clip. Catchy, eh?


THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The second trailer for Skinny Seth Rogen's adaptation of The GREEN HORNET is online and while there's a LOT more explosions in this one, we're still not 100% sure we want to see it:

See? SMAAAAASH!!

If your ass is THAT big, should you really be wearing leather pants? (Drunken Stepfather)

Whose ass? Umm, HER ass...which used to look a helluva lot better

2010 Holiday Movie Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Stormy Daniels could calm even the most savage seas and rough waters... no, not really...but she IS very attractive (FreakShow Planet)

Julri Waters (yes, that's how you spell it) is a PLAYBOY girl who says 'yes yes' to her no-no spot (z0d)

Becky Payne is going to give herself one hell of a headache if she keeps hanging upside-down like that (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that one day the cops are going to have to knock a hole in your wall to get you out of the house, chunky-butt.)

Headbangers rejoice! DIMEBAG DARRELL is alive and well ...in video form, that is:

This rare semi-upskirt footage of DAMAGEPLAN was captured a little less than three months before Dimebag's murder.

Get Some DAMAGEPLAN, why dontcha?

Something tells us if the guys in ANTHRAX really DID get "Caught in a Mosh", one of those old farts would break a hip.:

Not familiar with ANTHRAX madam? We can fix that, you know.

From metal to ... oh mama!

Naturally large-breasted SARA STONE can't get anywhere near a swimming pool or fountain without whipping off her bikini

Just like in this scene from NATURAL WONDERS 7 (which you can see on demand NOW!

Sure, there's art hanging all over the walls, but the real work of art is Aria Giovanni's Ass ...which we cannot get enough of.

there's just something about the scent of a good hiney... Amiright? Amiright?

For a college gal, PLAYBOY's Lexi Ray ain't too bright.

The shirt comes off BEFORE we get in the shower, toots.

Not that we really care all too much about decorating, but Shay Laren is taking off her bikini and showing off her boobs...

...and all WE can stare at is that ugly, uncomfortable-looking sofa. Buh-lech.

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Horse in a Car, Whores in a House, TRONS in a movie, ALICE COOPER in a Shitty Movie, ANTHRAX in a Mosh, Aria Giovanni in a Bikini, Mya Fox Shows her Ass some TV

You know, being flown all over the country being told you're an impresssive S.O.B. gives you time to reflect on all of the lonely MILFs you're going to reconnect with when you get home...

her husband is being flown all over the country too... She's home. She's lonely. She's what we'd call 'Available'. Get rid of that conscience!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But your sense of aim really sucks. How hard IS it to blow your brains out when you're drunk?)

How much horse poo can fill up the back seat of a Kansas shit-box?

Just ask Jerry. He knows intimately how much.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

What's better than TRON?

TRON: LEGACY, of course...with exploding, flying, and digitally-aging TRONs!

...and you can already order TRON: LEGACY on Blu-Ray....ain't THAT swell?
Of course you can still get The original TRON in case you weren't alive in the 80's



Eva Mendes playing with a dick-shaped Muppet still gives us bonerz (Drunken Stepfather)

Then again, Everything Eva Mendes does gives us bonerz...and there ain't a damn thing wrong with that

Marie McCray makes us dislike Redheads even more. Holy Crap she's HOT (FreakShow Planet)

Capri Anderson is wet and naked. Perhaps we should hand her a towel. No? Yeah, you're right. Stay nude (z0d)

Ancilla Tilia from PLAYBOY looks like that teacher you always wanted to bang...or maybe you DID. (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Someday... Love will find you... break those chains that...oh wait, no it won't, asshole.)

Those aging thrashers in ANTHRAX were in Santiago, Chile in front of one of the biggest Mosh pits you have ever seen:

ANTHRAX is out promoting Metallica/Slayer/Megadeth/Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria, which WE just ordered because we can't wait to see if this show is ever going to come to the U.S.

and you're waiting for what, exactly? ORDER IT NOW!.

In 1984, ALICE COOPER made a piece-of-shit horror film called MONSTER DOG:

in this interview with Spain's 'Rock Metal TV', Cooper explains how absolutely wonderful the experience was.

And you haven't picked up MONSTER DOG yet WHY???

Metal, Horror Movies...and BOOBIES!

How fast can ARIA GIOVANNI peel off a pink bikini?

Umm, honestly? NOT FAST ENOUGH, DAMMIT!!!

Young 18 year-old Mya Fox is showing her big ass some of her big ass TV set.

She's really 22, but you can suspend disbelief for a while, can't you? and why is she showing a bunch of TV to her ass anyway? Because she wants her ass to stay up on current events, dammit!

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Thursday Links: One more Day for Deviance, Dopey Robber vs Dye Pack, Tiger's Big Booby Mistress, NBC = WTF, New RATT music, Shadows Fall Does OZZY

Just keep saying it... "one more day... one more day...we only have to be good for one more day"



Morality is for suckers. Deviant behavior is for winners. Get on it, bub!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A chubby 50-ish woman robbed a bank in Wichita, Kansas:




...but the dye pack exploded, so now she's got to figure out how she's going to spend all those ink-soaked hundreds.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your perpetural whining is really irritating the shit out of us, so how's about removing your larynx with a spork?)





Tiger Woods' mistress "Big Boobs MaGee" on some Italian talk Show (Drunken Stepfather)



Loredana Jolie Ferriolo was a nude model for a while but that didn't work out, so she started humping Tiger Woods.





WTF is NBC doing? (WWTDD)



Featured Model: Karen Salas (Bullz-Eye)



Jack and JILL went up the hill. JILL has really big tits. (FreakshowPlanet)



The Super Bowl XLIV Guide For Boob-havers (Yep Yep)



Nadine has Nada Clothes On (z0d)



10 Worst Super Bowl Commercials of All-Time (Sports Pickle)



Shanda Michelle has really white hair...and she's got no clothes on (Daily Niner)



BIOSHOCK 2 Trailer features Big Sister on Daddy Action (GammaSquad)



5 jobs that Somehow Exist (FunnyCrave)



Maxim, AskMen and FHM's Top 100 Women Lists Dissected (Asylum)



Ten Gadgets Designed Specifically for Lazy People (Gunaxin)



Hot Chick Time Machine: Heather Thomas


I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

What's this? New music from RATT? Yes indeedy. Get yer party hats on, kids!



C'mon. You got a boner. Admit it. Don't hide it. Be proud. Show it to your mom.

and if that is soooo not your thing, how's about a video of the guys in SHADOWS FALL doing some classic OZZY OSBOURNE:



Swing and a miss? Hmmm... OK, let's shift gears a little....

We stared at this video of Aria Giovanni for 30 minutes trying to think of something witty to say:



We failed. It's mathematically impossible to be funny while watching Aria Giovanni roll around naked fondling herself.

Aaaand as long as we're talking tits... check out Candice Cardinele trying to stay packed into a bra:



She's not doing too good.... not that we mind, of course.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke/b> made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



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FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Thursday Links: Failed Ukrainian Suicide, Awful Swingers, NONPOINT loves large Metal Discs, SEBASTIAN BACH in Italy, Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen,

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A Ukrainian man fails multiple times at trying to kill himself:




He's got a few more things to be depressed about now, we suppose.

Everyone meet Len and Linda, the most awful set of swingers you'll ever see:




Consider swinging with non-awful people...it's a much more pleasant experience.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your breath is, so brush your teeth, yuck-mouth)



PENTHOUSE sex columnist tells you how boys and girls how to stay fit. (MuscleSorority)




Mary Carey leaving the gym looking homely.
(Drunken Stepfather)



of course...we're much bigger fans of Mary Carey's non-gym related, naughtier work...as we should be



Less Than a Feeling - G Spot a Myth? (The Toilet Paper)



Tiffany Toth will make you Froth...and you don't even need to get rabies! (z0d)



2010 BCS Bowl Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Her name is BERRY...and she is VERY VERY naked...outside, even. (Daily Niner)



15 Celebrity Camel Toe Pictures (FunnyCrave)



Lela Star has misplaced her bra... intentionally (FreakshowPlanet)



Happy Boob Year! (Playboy)



Bear Grylls and the Guano Enema (Warming Glow)



Four Terrible Things to Do When You Die (Gunaxin)



Sketch Of the Dead (atom)



25 Funny College Gameday Signs (Holy Taco)



2010 Cougar of the year AVN award nominees (pics are SFW) (Cougar Patrol)

WHOA! Did someone say 'COUGAR'?!?!

How’s that for subtle??? You’re lonley. She’s lonely. Whatcha waitin’ for?!?!

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you think your grudge-holding skills could win you a Nobel Prize. If the Swedes gave those out, that is.)

What could be better than Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen in a girl-girl scene?



Nothing. Zip. Except for maybe watching the entire uncut clip on-demand...yeah, that might be the only thing.

Busty babes Maggie Green and Yurizan Beltran are having a Bouncing Bosom Bonanza.



It's all part of a bisexual love-fest that you can see in its entirety here. Busty Bisexual Bouncing Bosom Bonanza. Yeah, bitches.

Why do the guys in NONPOINT love playing in Wisconsin so much?



Because the locals give them unwieldy metal discs... Why else?

If SEBASTIAN BACH is 41 years old...



Is he still allowed to sing songs with lyrics like "We are the Youth Gone Wild"? Just sayin'...

The beautiful, busty, BISEXUAL Italian goddess Wanda from FOUNDRY CAMS is welcoming in the New Year with some tunes from our buddies in DIRTFEDD.








CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH WONDERFUL WANDA

Take a break from hitting on the lonely MILF next door, and recap what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



SEBASTIAN BACH: 'Youth Gone Wild' LIVE in Italy

Maggie Green and Yurizan Beltran Bouncing Boob Bonanza

Awful Swingers Len and Linda

Kortnie O'Connor In Heels...and nothing els

Ukrainian Man Fails at Suicide

Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen in 'Private Dancer'

NONPOINT: What A Day LIVE in Wisconsin

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Wednesday Links: German Girl Falls, Japanese Manager Apologizes, Sebastian Bach Catches a Bra, Jelena Jensen, Aria Giovanni and Bryci fondle funbags

 

It's almost New Years Eve, kids. You know what THAT means, dontcha?

The likelihood that you'll wind up fooling around with your friend's wasted girlfriend increase drastically.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Fake or not, German girl falling off chair = ALWAYS funny:

We're not what you'd call "cultured" so we have no clue what she's saying.

This Japanese restaurant manager is apologizing...endlessly:

We get it. You're sorry. STOP bowing!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(but your perma-frown isn't making you any friends, buster)

Nicole 'Coco' Austin has a body that is not found in nature
(Drunken Stepfather)

Katy Marie is muy bueno ...that means 'very good' (z0d)

2010 Bikini Model search (Bullz-Eye)

Avery Morgan's boobs are more than a mouthful (Daily Niner)

Wassup! The Adidas Originals Star Wars Collection for 2010 (Dave and Thomas)

London Keyes. Odd Name. Sexy F-ing Body (FreakshowPlanet)

Snooki Punch: The Dog Version (Warming Glow)

The Ten Most Surprising Deaths of 2009 (Gunaxin)

'Youth in Revolt': The Rare January Treat? (Inside Movies)

The 25 Funniest Moments In Vandalism History (Manofest)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you think your IQ has increased with your ego. Nope. You're STILL an idiot.)

Buxom brunette adult starlet Jelena Jensen is flinging off her black leather bra.

No sense in keeping that oppressive clothing on, right?

Speaking of buxom ladies, ass-tastic Aria Giovanni is fondling her funbags under the Christmas tree:

Some families leave cookies under the XMAS tree. Some like to leave Aria Giovanni

Aging headbanger and middle-aged metalhead Sebastian Bach pulls out the "Big Guns" in Moscow.

...and makes an unintentional bra-catch in the process.

From bands to a busty gal named Brycim we learn the most inefficient way to drink a glass of milk:

You're spilling it, missy! Oh man, someone get a mop.

Ho, Ho, Holy shit! It's time for another FOUNDRY CAMS Christmas compilation! We turned to our pal GARY HOEY, who gave us "Deck The Halls" to use in this clip, and then we got some amazing Holiday-themed videos from Shanelle, Countess, Alanna, Layla, Wanda, and Jessica Klein. We mashed 'em together and got this great Christmas video, loaded with hot cam-babe asses.

CLICK THE PIC AND ENJOY SOME HOLIDAY HINEYS!

(and now to recap, because we can't remember five seconds ago, let alone five minutes)

Chop Chop! the lonely hot MILF next door is lonely, so spend some time with her, and then curl up in front of the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

SEBASTIAN BACH catches a Bra (unintentionally) on stage in Moscow
Jelena Jensen Breaks free from her Black Leather Bra
Japanese Restaurant Manager Apologizes Endlessly
Aria Giovanni's Topless Christmas
Singing German Girl Falls Off Chair
Bryci Pours milk all over her huge boobs

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