Jumpy Crab, Obsessing over Iron Man, Joslyn James Says Tito Beat Up Jenna, Kim Kardashian's Tight Clothes, Lopez Luvz SLASH, Brazilians Love MEGADETH, Knocker Hockey with Dominno, Candice Cardinele in The Kitchen

Happpy HUMP DAY, kids. Hump a mom, whydontcha?

This MILF in a bikini could be all yours... thanks to the people who encourage you to fornicate with MILFs.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

Some animals don't want to be eaten:


Like this crab, who got a little jumpy when tossed into a pot of boiling water.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

We're obsessing over this suitcase-armor scene from the new IRON MAN film:


HOw do ya fit all that armor into a suitcase, man? You're wrecking the illusion, maaaaan! (incidentally, we were told several times that the suitcase armor IS in fact part of IRON MAN mythos. We are, quite obviously, idiots.

Joslyn James says Tito Ortiz Beat up Jenna Jameson (WWTDD)

and why wouldn't you believe every word she says...Anyone whose best work is showcased in 'Monster Cock POV 2' should never be argued with. We don't even need to hear Tito's end of this.


Kim Kardashian Loves Squeezing Herself into very tight, very shiny outfits (Drunken Stepfather)

and she also likes going down on black guys... why do we keep going with that gag? Because we love beating bits like that to death.

5 Questions from Tribeca With Bill Murray (MovieFone)

Roxanna, you don't have to put on the red Light... but taking off your dress would be nifty (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat with Patrick Stewart (Bullz-Eye)

Kagney Linn Karter is Kinda Kute when she's naked (Dailyniner)

Courtney Love Resurrects Hole Once Again for 'Nobody's Daughter' (Asylum)

Top 10 Ways To Mess With Your Drunk Friends (TheCampusSocialite)

Get the New Gillette ProGlide Free, Before it Hits Shelves (TheBachelorGuy)

Andrea B is Pretending to be Bashful...but she's really Bare-assed (z0d)

Awesome HALO Parody Mashup (GammaSquad)

The 10 Most Awesome Mascot Dunks Of All Time (With Video) (Bleacher Report)

SEC Checks Itself In To Rehab Due To Porn Addiction (Apoliticus)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

Look who's popping up all over the damn place. It's SLASH on Lopez Tonight (again):

only Myles Kennedy is singing with him this time, and not that lousy Aussie from Wolfmother. His hair is creepy, ain't it?

What do Brazilians love more than transexuals and prostitutes? MEGADETH, dammit!

See? The proof is in the video. You can never have enough prostitutes though, can you?

from heavy bands to, well... heavy hooters (only so many good segues, you know)

Large-breasted exotic adult starlet Dominnno is playing a friendly game of air hockey:

and as you might imagine, it's not long before she's playing with herself...on the air hockey table. Someone get a mop

from the rec room, we move upstairs to the kitchen...

where you'll find Candice Cardinele sauntering around in next to nothing:

when you have a body like that, you're kind of obligated, you know?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Thursday Links: One more Day for Deviance, Dopey Robber vs Dye Pack, Tiger's Big Booby Mistress, NBC = WTF, New RATT music, Shadows Fall Does OZZY

Just keep saying it... "one more day... one more day...we only have to be good for one more day"



Morality is for suckers. Deviant behavior is for winners. Get on it, bub!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A chubby 50-ish woman robbed a bank in Wichita, Kansas:




...but the dye pack exploded, so now she's got to figure out how she's going to spend all those ink-soaked hundreds.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your perpetural whining is really irritating the shit out of us, so how's about removing your larynx with a spork?)





Tiger Woods' mistress "Big Boobs MaGee" on some Italian talk Show (Drunken Stepfather)



Loredana Jolie Ferriolo was a nude model for a while but that didn't work out, so she started humping Tiger Woods.





WTF is NBC doing? (WWTDD)



Featured Model: Karen Salas (Bullz-Eye)



Jack and JILL went up the hill. JILL has really big tits. (FreakshowPlanet)



The Super Bowl XLIV Guide For Boob-havers (Yep Yep)



Nadine has Nada Clothes On (z0d)



10 Worst Super Bowl Commercials of All-Time (Sports Pickle)



Shanda Michelle has really white hair...and she's got no clothes on (Daily Niner)



BIOSHOCK 2 Trailer features Big Sister on Daddy Action (GammaSquad)



5 jobs that Somehow Exist (FunnyCrave)



Maxim, AskMen and FHM's Top 100 Women Lists Dissected (Asylum)



Ten Gadgets Designed Specifically for Lazy People (Gunaxin)



Hot Chick Time Machine: Heather Thomas


I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

What's this? New music from RATT? Yes indeedy. Get yer party hats on, kids!



C'mon. You got a boner. Admit it. Don't hide it. Be proud. Show it to your mom.

and if that is soooo not your thing, how's about a video of the guys in SHADOWS FALL doing some classic OZZY OSBOURNE:



Swing and a miss? Hmmm... OK, let's shift gears a little....

We stared at this video of Aria Giovanni for 30 minutes trying to think of something witty to say:



We failed. It's mathematically impossible to be funny while watching Aria Giovanni roll around naked fondling herself.

Aaaand as long as we're talking tits... check out Candice Cardinele trying to stay packed into a bra:



She's not doing too good.... not that we mind, of course.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke/b> made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Monday Links: New GI Joe Trailer, Bikini Babe Falls, Lots of Linkage, The Twins Get Profiled, Candice Cardinele, Lilly Babcock, Interview with the Twins

Happy umm, Monday?
We hope your weekend was relaxing and full of adulterous hook-ups with cute girls and their bi-curious friends... Lord only knows we tried. And failed.

Hey-O, Joe! It's the new trailer for G.I. JOE: The Rise of Cobra

If Stephen Sommers F's this movie up, we're throwing out our copies of The Mummy Trilogy.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Drunk Chick + Bikini + Boat + Jump = FUNNY:

As always... DRUNK CHICKS RULE!

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Links from around the World Wide Interwebs)

Kendra Wilkinson Went and Got Married (Kendra Who? Oh yeah, you're one of Hef's gals)

Primal Scream Therapy ... fun for the whole family

The Best “Lawyer Passed Out In A Trash Can” Photo You’ll See All Day

Shia Pet: Grow Your Own Inexplicable Action Star!

5 ridiculously over the top Nicolas Cage performances

Wanna Fun Summer Job? (great Porn Ad)

10 Things you should Never say to a HOOTERS girl

The Weirdest Japanese Video Games

Barack Obama says 'Uh' A Lot

HOT SLUTS: Episode 5 - Never too much mirror ball

Check out Gisele's Baby Bump

Stupid Inventions: Battery Powered Dreidel

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you rubbed one out with cod liver oil, and now the seagulls won't stop following you)

This piece of lovely Latina hotness is The one and only Candice Cardinele and she's on a mission to make you... HAPPY.

Mission accomplished, Candice.

British Babe Lolly Badcock is a TOTAL filthbag...

and this clip of her feeling herself up in the shower is about as tame as she gets.

We got our interviewin' blood flowin' again and sent over a bunch of stupid question to the FOUNDRY CAMS twins, Brooke and Vikki:


CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW WITH BROOKE and VIKKI

(speaking of the twins...)
A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

Transitioning from boobs to rock, we have this li'l clip of DEF LEPPARD at the 2009 Download Festival:

"Two Steps Behind" was originally released on the LAST ACTION HERO soundtrack. Damn...are we THAT old?

When you crawl out of the neighbor's window after boning his wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Georgia Jones Plays with Her Peach
GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra - Trailer 2
Viki Wets Herself Down in Bed
Fox Business News Runaround
Candice Cardinele in Black Lace Lingerie
DEF LEPPARD: 'Two Steps Behind' LIVE at Download Festival
Lolly Badcock Takes A Shower
Bikini Girl Jumps from Boat to Boat and Fails

 

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