Tuesday Links: Balloon Boy Media Brawl, Fat Guy Stuck in Skate Bowl, Travis Barker Does Slaughterhouse, Buckcherry Does Deep Purple, Shannon Twins, Katrina Snow

THAT's TERRIBLE:

The media frenzy outside the Heene household is beginning to piss of the neighbors:

That's one neighbor...fighting with another neighbor...surrounded by news cameras.

A chubby guy went to the local skate bowl to do some tricks...

That's it. There's the joke. Fat guy. Skate bowl. Boom. End of story.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(However, your attitude leaves a lot to be desired, so lighten up, sour puss)

Take the weight loss challenge and get your ass in shape EARLY (Muscle Sorority)

Marissa Miller Changes Her Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)

CJ Miles can go for miles and miles and miles...and you get the point (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Erin (Bullz-Eye)

This is one blonde cutie who needs a little longer skirt (z0d)

Veronica Zemanova and Her Amazing Boobs (Freakshow Planet)

2012: The Stupidest Year Ever (Heavy)

5 Ways Clinton's Sex Scandal Was Sleazier Than Letterman's (apoliticus)

Bacon Jam: It's Bacon You Can SPREAD!! (Top Cultured)

Evil Genius Bar (Babelgum)

The 30 Hottest Celebrity Halloween Costumes Of All Time (Manofest)

Captain Kirk Has Taken Too Much LSD (Dave and Thomas)

The 8 worst athlete music videos of all time (Guyism)

The Fan We Love To Hate (Gunaxin)

12 Of the Most Violet Drag Racing Crashes of All Time (BallHype)

The Best Drive-Throughs - picture gallery (College Humor)

11 Steps For Coaching Youth Sports the Movie Way! (Sports Pickle)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything other than a glorified pool boy. Enjoy the view from down there, kid)

Blond bombshells the Shannon Twins from PLAYBOY are the latest additions to Hef's collection of beauties:

Listening to them will make you want to stab yourself in the ears with knitting needles. Thank God they shut up quick.

Speaking of hot blond babes, we move up a few cup sizes with Katarina (aka Katrin, aka Katerina Hartlova) who is giving herself a massive boob-rub:

Czech babes who massage their boobs = ALWAYS wonderful.

BLINK 182 drummer Travis Barker bashed out a beat to "The One" by Slaughterhouse:

We like this one better.

For no other reason than we like the cover version, here's BUCKCHERRY performing "Highway Star" by DEEP PURPLE/b> at Madison Square Garden:

Opening up for KISS - on tour now... get them tickets, kids!

The sexy, perky Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

(and now to recap... for the people in the cheap seats...and that means us)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Balloon Boy Neighbor Media Brawl
Michelle Monaghan Massages her Massive Melons by the Fountain
Chubby Guy Stuck in a Skate Bowl
Katarina Snow Hauls Out Her 34DD Hooters
BUCKCHERRY: 'Highway Star' LIVE in New York City
The Shannon Twins Get Wet and Naked at the PLAYBOY Mansion
Travis Barker: 'The One' by SLAUGHTERHOUSE - The Remix

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Friday Links: R.I.P. to K.O.P., Weekend Whoopee, Man vs Cattle Prod, Lots o' Linkage, Travis Barker Eminem Remix, New MEGADETH single, Lia 19 Showers with a Friend, Nikki Nova Gets Dressed

R.I.P. to the K.O.P. (King Of Pop, that is)

Adios, Mr. Jackson. we hardly knew ye...

Well, *we* DIDN'T know you at all. Why do artists always sell better AFTER they die?.

...and on a lighter note... it's FRIDAY!
Spend your weekend fornicating with an attractive female co-worker and her bi-curious friend... and liberal amounts of vodka.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Everyone say 'Hi' to Jon...

Jon just got hit three times by a 500,000 volt cattle prod. Genius, right?.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Links from around the World Wide Interwebs)

Kate Moss in a See-Through Dress (or Kate Moss totally naked...you pick)

Do Not Enter Paul's Backyard (Manofest)

Fireworks Nut Shot

36 Photos of Life in the Trailer Park

The Mother Of The Year Award Goes To… (TastyBooze)

Before They Were Music Stars (yearbook pics)

Jenya Is Celebrating Her Womanhood… (the Beer Goggler)

Katy Perry Will Get Naked For Pizza

Blasted Behavior: The classic Star Wars characters endure a group therapy session (atom)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you got that shampoo bottle stuck up your bottom. Your mother DID warn you though)

Look at Nikki Nova trying on clothes and getting videotaped:

We think ALL women should be encouraged to do this.

It seems as is Lia 19 and her friend have discovered the most inefficient way to get clean.

Showering with clothes on? So silly, ladies.

From racks, we go to rock...starting with Travis Barker, whose version of EMINEM's "3 AM" is bash-tastic:

How does such a skinny man make such a loud ka-boom with the drums?

From Skin-bashing to Head-Banging...Dave Mustaine and his MEGADETH cronies performed their new single "Headcrusher" in Vancouver:

MEGADETH is currently on tour with SLAYER. You know, for the new-age crowd.

We got our interviewin' blood flowin' again and sent over a bunch of stupid question to the FOUNDRY CAMS twins, Brooke and Vikki:


CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW WITH BROOKE and VIKKI

(speaking of the twins...)
A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

After you get done having that threesome with your wife's friends, you should see what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Lia 19 Showers with a Good Friend
MEGADETH: 'Headcrusher' LIVE in Vancouver
Delicious Dawson Miller Drops Her Robe
Columbian Cyclist Hits Back of Car
Nikki Nova Gets Naked in the Changing Room
Jon vs 500,000 Volt Cattle Prod
Lucy Becker Topless Photo Shoot
Eminem - 3AM (Travis Barker Remix)

 

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