Awkward affairs, Russian Subway Dancing, KILLZONE 3 Trailer, Kerry King and Dave Lombardo and Kerry King do SLAYER, NONPOINT does Michael Jackson, Yurizan Beltran, Alanah Rae and big wet jumblies

Why are these two people gazing affectionately at one another?

Because they're not married! *rimshot* seriously...hooking up with some strange would do you a world of good

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(oh the weather outside is frightful... it's too bad your jeans don't fit...)

This subway dancer would get SO much more attention if he simply turned...around.

Drugs am a bad thing...so is a mind.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(oh the weather outside is frightful... it's too bad your jeans don't fit...)

The new trailer for Killzone 3 will make you want to kick puppies. Or at least your neighbor.

..or at the very least it'll make you want to purchase Killzone 3.

Hey-O Sloppy Fake Tits! Who wants 'em! (Drunken Stepfather)

Chikita is one sexy Chickie, especially when she's without those pesky clothes (FreakShow Planet)

Social Studies: How Social Networking Changed the Way we Live (Bullz-Eye)

Ashley Brookes dun Broke her pants... oh shame. they must come off. (z0d)

Kimberly Kato...NO relation to Kato Kaelin. Thank God (Dailyniner)

Rachel Roxx has her hands in her pants. YAAAY! (How about We...)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry, not every meal consists of cake, blubber guts)

Kerry King. Dave Lombardo. Reign in Blood, Nuff Said/I>:

SLAYER = Awesome. That is all.

An unlikely pairing to say the least... NONPOINT paid homage to Michael Jackson :

Then again, it DID happen is Wisconsin...

...from bands... we segue to bikini babes...

Shapely brunette Tori Black is sauntering about in a tiny red bikini:

and we can't stop drooling. Can you? Keep watching the full scene at her official site

as long as we're gawking over shapely brunettes Laura Lee is hanging in the hot tub in her bikini which as you might imagine, doesn't stay on for long:

Less clothes on Laura Lee > more clothes on Laura Lee.

NOw kids, we move to the best part of today's update...Big Wet Boobs:

Sultry young adulut video semi-noob Yurizan Beltran is pouring oil over her huge rack:

and dats not all she be doing. Watch out for the full segment at BIG WET TITS 10.

Seasoned adult pro Alanah Rae is grasing up HER huge rack in a bikini. Must be an epidemic:

Again, that's not all that's going on.... Click that bad boy to check out the full monty on BIG WET TITS 9.


...and that, as they say, is that. Now go enjoy the day and try not to offend anyone with your horrendous stench...

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Thursday Links: Lousy Brazilian Drivers, New Freddy Krueger clip, Kate Hudson's New Hooters, Catherine Zeta-Jones Nude in Allure, New OZZY single, Steve Vai and Mary J Blige Cover Zeppelin, Shione Cooper and Eva Evangelina Show their goods

Tax Day? Wait, wuzzat? Heh. If only.
Spend some of that hard-earned federal refund and blow it on women, booze, and hotel rooms... that'll stimulate the economy reeeeel nice.

More girls = More fun it's written in the adultery handbook somewhere...so have an affair and stimulate yourself...and the economy.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(as is your breath, your hairline, and your attitude. Set yourself on fire, whydontcha?)

A Brazilian motorcyclist goes for a tumble over a car hood...


Brazil is great for one thing... and it ain't driving skills...just ask Mike!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

This clip from the upcoming re-make of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET shows us a bit more of Kentucky-fried Krueger, as played by Jackie Earle Haley:


Will new Michael-Bay produced version do justice to the original A Nightmare on Elm Street Sers? Only time will tell, kids.


Kate Hudson got herself Breast Implants (WWTDD)

because honestly if you've seen her naked nubs before...you'd know she was in need.


Catherine Zeta-Jones is Nude in Allure (Drunken Stepfather)

Which is slightly more classy than every other time we've seen Catherine Zeta-Jones nude..

Chick Fights: A Photo Tribute (FunnyCrave)

A Chat With Hugh Hefner (Bullz-Eye)

Alana Cragin is Makin us all kinds of happy in the pants (Freakshow Planet)

Melissa Jacobs from PENTHOUSE is a naked li'l Devil who isn't afraid to pull out her pitchfork and pull back her panties (Dailyniner)

Dogs and Cats Review the iPad (GammaSquad)

A Boston Red Sox Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

Nerd Body Odor Out of Control at MIT (Asylum)

Five Facebook Rules To Live By (UPROXX)

Angie and Brianna are totally naked and totally friendly (z0d)

Win the Red Truck From OK Go's 'This Too Shall Pass' Video (URLesque)

The Jumbo Flask. Think of it as a Big Gulp for Booze (The Bachelor Guy)

Eva Amurri Proves that Nepotism is Awesome (Gunaxin)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you forgot to clean the pool and change the kegs this weekend. Chop chop, errand boy!)

Our old pal OZZY OSBOURNE has a new single called "Let Me Hear you Scream":

OZZY's new disc, "Scream" is set to hit stores on June 12, 2010 via Epic Records. Sounds like Ozzy to us. Whatchoo think?

Taking a slight turn toward the mellow, MARY J. BLIGE decided to take on LED ZEPPELIN's "Stairway to Heaven":

Of course she had a little help from STEVE VAI and ORIANTHI...and RANDY JACKSON, let's not forget him.

From rock to racks...

Sexy Czech and busty bombshell Shione Cooper is working out her massive chest:

Evidently, she's never seen a Thighmaster commercial.

and from Boobs, we move on to Bath time...

Adult film starlet Eva Evangelina must be a very very busty gal:

Becuase apparently the only time she can grant interviews is while she's taking a bath...not that we're objecting...nosiree!

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Monday Links: Fourth of July Fools, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Michael Jackson Rehearsal video, KISS in Argentina, Face Planting, Leg Lifting, Boob Exposing

Haha. You drove your waverunner into 40 feet of low tide:

We never get tired of morons. Have to thank the woman for Tweeting this. She's got a keen eye for stupid. That's why she lives with us.

Speaking of the 4th of July...

Did you go to the shore this weekend and hook up with an engaged chick in a beach motel? If so, congratulations. You did exactly what 90% of the population did.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for She is Half My Age, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Monica Sweet and Nataly:

RateMyWOW: Monica Sweet
RateMyWOW: Nataly

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This folks, is what is called "Instant Karma"


Next time you feel like tooling on someone, think about this, Bubba.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your rotten attitude is, so lighten up before you get shit-canned)

Kim Kardashian BBQ Bikini Spread (and Kim Kardashian spreading her legs for Ray J)

Babies Love Boobs Too (Manofest)

The Peekaru Makes The Snuggie Look Cool

'I never Copped A Feel' (Michael Jackson parody)

Another 48 Funny Signs That Got Lost In Translation

I'M SORRY:
(Incredibly sorry that all of your relationships fail, because you're a self-loathing pariah. It's cool. The 'Bitter' angle works for some folks)

Our friend Melissa Midwest is all about the boob-massage:

Quite frankly, so are we. Maybe she'll hook us up. You never know

Aaand as long as we're on the topic of boobs, Charlie is taking her bra off:

Granted, she's on the bathroom floor... she's still getting naked though.

From racks, we go to rock... and KISS played in front of 55,000 people of Buenos Aires:

That's Gene. That's not Ace. It's Tommy Thayer.

...and here's the final MICHAEL JACKSON rehearsal footage from the Staples Center:

That's Australian guitarist Orianthi Panagaris, by the way. She's played with everyone from Carrie Underwood to Steve Vai to Eric Clapton.

A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

Pull focus away from your hot ass assistant for a few minutes and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Tara Scotti and Mercedes work their legs and Arms
KISS: 'Strutter' Live in Buenos Aires
Melissa Midwest Boob Rubdown on the Bed
Final Michael Jackson Rehearsal Footage at STAPLES Center
Charlie Strips Topless on the Bathroom Floor
CCTV: Factory Worker Knocked Over by Forklift
Sexy Russian Teen Rita Gets Naked
Face Plant = Instant Karma

 

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Friday Links: R.I.P. to K.O.P., Weekend Whoopee, Man vs Cattle Prod, Lots o' Linkage, Travis Barker Eminem Remix, New MEGADETH single, Lia 19 Showers with a Friend, Nikki Nova Gets Dressed

R.I.P. to the K.O.P. (King Of Pop, that is)

Adios, Mr. Jackson. we hardly knew ye...

Well, *we* DIDN'T know you at all. Why do artists always sell better AFTER they die?.

...and on a lighter note... it's FRIDAY!
Spend your weekend fornicating with an attractive female co-worker and her bi-curious friend... and liberal amounts of vodka.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Everyone say 'Hi' to Jon...

Jon just got hit three times by a 500,000 volt cattle prod. Genius, right?.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Links from around the World Wide Interwebs)

Kate Moss in a See-Through Dress (or Kate Moss totally naked...you pick)

Do Not Enter Paul's Backyard (Manofest)

Fireworks Nut Shot

36 Photos of Life in the Trailer Park

The Mother Of The Year Award Goes To… (TastyBooze)

Before They Were Music Stars (yearbook pics)

Jenya Is Celebrating Her Womanhood… (the Beer Goggler)

Katy Perry Will Get Naked For Pizza

Blasted Behavior: The classic Star Wars characters endure a group therapy session (atom)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you got that shampoo bottle stuck up your bottom. Your mother DID warn you though)

Look at Nikki Nova trying on clothes and getting videotaped:

We think ALL women should be encouraged to do this.

It seems as is Lia 19 and her friend have discovered the most inefficient way to get clean.

Showering with clothes on? So silly, ladies.

From racks, we go to rock...starting with Travis Barker, whose version of EMINEM's "3 AM" is bash-tastic:

How does such a skinny man make such a loud ka-boom with the drums?

From Skin-bashing to Head-Banging...Dave Mustaine and his MEGADETH cronies performed their new single "Headcrusher" in Vancouver:

MEGADETH is currently on tour with SLAYER. You know, for the new-age crowd.

We got our interviewin' blood flowin' again and sent over a bunch of stupid question to the FOUNDRY CAMS twins, Brooke and Vikki:


CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW WITH BROOKE and VIKKI

(speaking of the twins...)
A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

After you get done having that threesome with your wife's friends, you should see what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Lia 19 Showers with a Good Friend
MEGADETH: 'Headcrusher' LIVE in Vancouver
Delicious Dawson Miller Drops Her Robe
Columbian Cyclist Hits Back of Car
Nikki Nova Gets Naked in the Changing Room
Jon vs 500,000 Volt Cattle Prod
Lucy Becker Topless Photo Shoot
Eminem - 3AM (Travis Barker Remix)

 

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: O&A Return LIVE, Whip 'em out Wednesday, Ben Mezrich, Rampage Jackson, Triple H, New Boobs On RateMyWOW

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Opie describe his enormous TV getting delivered - online now!)

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning breasticles! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

The Opie and Anthony Show returns LIVE today after a brief sabbatical to regroup, refresh, and reclaim some sanity....just so we can begin the process of losing it all over again. The show is chock full o' special today too. We have our buddy Ben Mezrich stopping by to talk about the new film 21 which is based on his book Bringing Down the House. Also stopping by is our favorite UFC badass Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson to scare the crap out of us and to promote his upcoming UFC fights. Finally, stopping by is our old pal from the WWE, the big badass Triple H to promote Wrestlemania 24 (click for tix!), which we'll be sending our own Sam and E Rock to in Orlando so they can homo out to a bunch of men in tights.

The Opie and Anthony Animation Festival - UPDATE: We finally have a few more details about the upcoming Animation Festival, so get your reading glasses on and get your animating skills sharpened, kids!

- The Opie and Anthony Animation Festival (or whatever we choose to call it) will be held on Thursday, June 5, 2008 in New York City. Venue TBA.

- Top animations submitted by fans will win CA$H PRIZES... We're looking at thousands, folks. Exact amounts coming soon!

- LIVE performances by some of the comics you know and love from the O&A Show

- Tickets will be available through Ticketmaster the first week of April. Probably $10 each (with a service charge)

- There will only be about 1,800 tickets total, so once they're gone...they're gone.

- click here for examples of past animations and sound clips to help you along

...Now Back to this Whip 'em Out Wednesday thingee...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many Buffalo wings you like to eat, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some wings and bleu cheese dressing.

Speaking of SHIRTS...Check it, Chester:

NEW OFFICIAL OPIE & ANTHONY T-SHIRT - ON SALE NOW!




CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOURS NOW!

...and speaking of shirts (and truly awful transitions)...

Beautiful, bendable, bangable Brianna Frost (click for her profile) returns with a brand new video in her FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt:





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth, we have some chocolate nubs for you to drool over...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):



RateMyWoW: KEMI

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

Li'l Jimmy's also doing a li'l comedy tour, and he's going to be in SEATTLE and PORTLAND this weekend! You can see him if you get your tickets now!

We have some new apples and oranges in the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Willie Nelson's Daughter Paula Kicks a Drunk Guy Off Stage

Presley Maddox Videotapes Herself Stripping

Sexy Czech Babe Evelyn Lory Striptease

Failed Building Implosion in South Dakota

Drunk College Girl Falls Off Stage at Spring Break

Arthur The Laughing Weatherman in Haiti

Danny Bonaduce Slapped By Reverend Bob Levy

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY: We added a new batch of video you probably have NEVER seen to the Old School Opie and Anthony Section::





Best Breasts - Smothering The Intern

Best Breasts - Julie's Bouncing Boobs

Best Breasts - A Bevy Of Bosoms

Best Breasts - Lauren Drops Her Top

Rotgut Promo Video Part 1

Rotgut Promo Video Part 2

We got a bunch of emails about that dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the folks who put the full page ad in the New York Post chiding Eliot Spitzer for not using their service? They're Ashley Madison... so there. Now you know.

ELIOT SPITZER's HIGH-PRICED ESCORT: Want to see the New York City escort that was nailing (former New York State Governor) Eliot Spitzer? Well, she's in the news again thanks to our pal Joe Francis and GIRLS GONE WILD... we have a few clips you might be interested in checking out:



Ashley Alexandra Dupre on Girls Gone Wild - AP Story

Ashley Alexandra Dupre - "What We Want"