Montana Fishburne Exposed Released, Backhoe Fling Fail, Shannon Twins Kissing, SOUNDGARDEN at Lollapalooza, SLASH in Tokyo, Shawna Lenee Does Dishes, Carlotta Champagne Does Naked

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)

Redneck Rick's Poorly-executed Backhoe stunt Nearly Executes him

Even with copious amounts of planning we don't see how that was going to go well.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Say, lookee what got released today...

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


Scarlett Fay in a Bikini, Smoking (Drunken Stepfather)

Whoa, wait... Scarlett WHO? oooh, she's the one playing Lindsay Lohan in the porno parody of Lindsay's already-ridiculous life


Karissa and Kristina Shannon are Kissing (WWTDD)

What? You don't know who they are? They're the twin sisters who used to date Hugh Hefner. Get it together, would ya?

Silly Bands For Sex! (The Campus Socialite)

The 20 Worst Fast Food Products (Heavy)

Toilet Training Not Prerequisite for a Criminal Career (UPROXX)

Prinzzess Peels off Her Panties and Plays with her Pink Taco (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley Lane (Bullz-Eye)

First Look at Green Lantern's Kilowog (GammaSquad)

Cody Love just LOVES being naked...and we LOVE her for that (Dailyniner)

Partly Cloudy with a Chance of HOT: The 26 Hottest Weather Babes on TV (BroBible)

Angie Savage is wearing WAY too much clothing (z0d)

Mastering The Art Of Ticket Scalping (AskMen)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)

A reunited SOUNDGARDEN perfomed "Outshined" at Lollapalooza...

While a Chubby Woman does the Pee-Wee Herman dance on stage right.

The man in the hat, himself SLASH ripped into "Sweet Child O' Mine" in Tokyo:

Somewhere Stateside Axl Rose has steam shooting out of his ears.

aaaand we segue right into the boobage again, because we're SO high-brow...

When Shawna Lenee isn't going batshit crazy, she likes to do the dishes topless for a photo shoot of course:

and then she goes berserk. We think.

You probably recognize Carlotta Champagne from her PLAYBOY pictorials:

But her Foxes Photo Shoot is a lot more gooder, wouldn't ya say?

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Tuesday Links: Balloon Boy Media Brawl, Fat Guy Stuck in Skate Bowl, Travis Barker Does Slaughterhouse, Buckcherry Does Deep Purple, Shannon Twins, Katrina Snow

THAT's TERRIBLE:

The media frenzy outside the Heene household is beginning to piss of the neighbors:

That's one neighbor...fighting with another neighbor...surrounded by news cameras.

A chubby guy went to the local skate bowl to do some tricks...

That's it. There's the joke. Fat guy. Skate bowl. Boom. End of story.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(However, your attitude leaves a lot to be desired, so lighten up, sour puss)

Take the weight loss challenge and get your ass in shape EARLY (Muscle Sorority)

Marissa Miller Changes Her Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)

CJ Miles can go for miles and miles and miles...and you get the point (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Erin (Bullz-Eye)

This is one blonde cutie who needs a little longer skirt (z0d)

Veronica Zemanova and Her Amazing Boobs (Freakshow Planet)

2012: The Stupidest Year Ever (Heavy)

5 Ways Clinton's Sex Scandal Was Sleazier Than Letterman's (apoliticus)

Bacon Jam: It's Bacon You Can SPREAD!! (Top Cultured)

Evil Genius Bar (Babelgum)

The 30 Hottest Celebrity Halloween Costumes Of All Time (Manofest)

Captain Kirk Has Taken Too Much LSD (Dave and Thomas)

The 8 worst athlete music videos of all time (Guyism)

The Fan We Love To Hate (Gunaxin)

12 Of the Most Violet Drag Racing Crashes of All Time (BallHype)

The Best Drive-Throughs - picture gallery (College Humor)

11 Steps For Coaching Youth Sports the Movie Way! (Sports Pickle)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything other than a glorified pool boy. Enjoy the view from down there, kid)

Blond bombshells the Shannon Twins from PLAYBOY are the latest additions to Hef's collection of beauties:

Listening to them will make you want to stab yourself in the ears with knitting needles. Thank God they shut up quick.

Speaking of hot blond babes, we move up a few cup sizes with Katarina (aka Katrin, aka Katerina Hartlova) who is giving herself a massive boob-rub:

Czech babes who massage their boobs = ALWAYS wonderful.

BLINK 182 drummer Travis Barker bashed out a beat to "The One" by Slaughterhouse:

We like this one better.

For no other reason than we like the cover version, here's BUCKCHERRY performing "Highway Star" by DEEP PURPLE/b> at Madison Square Garden:

Opening up for KISS - on tour now... get them tickets, kids!

The sexy, perky Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

(and now to recap... for the people in the cheap seats...and that means us)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Balloon Boy Neighbor Media Brawl
Michelle Monaghan Massages her Massive Melons by the Fountain
Chubby Guy Stuck in a Skate Bowl
Katarina Snow Hauls Out Her 34DD Hooters
BUCKCHERRY: 'Highway Star' LIVE in New York City
The Shannon Twins Get Wet and Naked at the PLAYBOY Mansion
Travis Barker: 'The One' by SLAUGHTERHOUSE - The Remix

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Wednesday Links: Adios Michael, Happy Hump Day, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Backyard Brawl Goes Badly, G.I.-Japanese? Krisztina Sereny and Nella are very Naughty

Adios, muchacho...

The world said good-bye to Michael Jackson yesterday. They said "Hello" to the worlds largest Chaffing-dish. Only this one's not filled with macaroni. We think.

Look! Lions Humping!

This Happy Hump Day is brought to you by the fine folks who encourage torrid affairs in swanky motels. Even the affairs behind dumpsters.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and SHE IS HALF MY AGE, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Tera Joy and Sylvie Deluxe:

RateMyWOW: Tera Joy
RateMyWOW: Sylvie Deluxe

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Hey, he said "SLAPS ONLY", dummy!


Teenage driveway fights never go well. Even the fake ones.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your snotty mouth is, so shut up, listen, and learn a few things)

Hayden Panettiere in an almost-see-through dress

Rochelle Minami has a body you would kill for ... well, WE would (z0d)

The 50 Most Bizarre Google Earth Images (Manofest)

Sasha Grey is the classiest gal you'll ever see with a butt-plug in her mouth (Daily Niner)

Ching Chang Chong (LinkDork)

Top 13 moments of people taking a ball to the head

House Arrest with Andy Dick (featuring Keegan Michael Key) (atom)

A solid hour of Creationist stupidity (I Heart Chaos)

In Pictures: Michael Jackson Funeral And Memorial

I'M SORRY:
(Incredibly sorry that you've managed to screw up all of your relationships, and the only person who will even give you a second look is your frumpy ex)

Buxom blond and bulky fitness model Krisztina Sereny is doing bicep curls:

Not that you'd notice it, of course.

As long as we're praising women for getting naked, Nella's body is finger-licking good:

and quite frankly, so is the rest of her.

G.I. JAPANESE? GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra has a new trailer:

Exaggerated cartoon-ish violence? Sign us up!

Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us some great video in their official FoundryMusic Tees. Dan, Blitz, and the guys in THE CURSED sent us "Best Of The Worst"...so we slapped 'em together:



CLICK ASHLEIGH's ASSETS AND SEE THE GIRLS GO!

when you stop salivating, take your free hand and click on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily now!

Stop hitting on your co-worker with the big tits for a minute and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Jennifer and Natalie Jo - Totally Twins and Totally Naked
GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra - Japanese Trailer
Nella is Finger-Licking Good
Backyard Fight Ends Badly
Krisztina Sereny Topless Bicep Curls
Tased For Taking Too Long

 

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CAM GIRL PROFILE: Brooke and Vikki - the FOUNDRY CAMS Twins

I'll bet you've been wondering why we haven't put up a profile with one of our lovely FOUNDRY CAMS girls in a while.
What's that? You HAVEN'T been wondering at all?
Aw shit, I guess I'm going to telll you anyway.
Since we posted our last one, we have gone through not ONE, not TWO, but THREE major computer meltdowns, and in the process of backing up and saving all of that material... we LOST all of the CAM GIRL PROFILES.
Fun, right? We finally found them all, and now we can finally give you what you have been waiting for, some honest-to-goodness stupid-as-hell questions answered by some hot-as-hell pieces of magnificent ass.
This CAM GIRL PROLE features a double-dose of hotness. BROOKE and VIKKI, the FOUNDRY CAMS twins who you have seen in rocking out to HINDER and shaking ass to the LADIES OF SPORT answered our pile of stupid and we're finally getting around to posting the answers.
This, friends...is how it all went down...



CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW WITH BROOKE and VIKKI

...and if the blood is still rushing to the rest of your body after reading that piece (which it may or may not be), FOUNDRY CAMS NOW AND CHAT WITH BROOKE and VIKKI LIVE!

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: New O&A Videos Online, Awful Acting by Athletes, Looking for Lactating Moms, New Videos Online

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Holy Schmoley, the Opie and Anthony Show has made it to TUESDAY without blowing up. It's a miracle, says us!! We've got a heck of a show in store for you kids, so let's all strap in, put on our laughing hats, and get ready to chuckle...or something.

New Opie and Anthony Videos: Thanks to the editing skills of our own Sam, we have some great new videos to share with you:



B.D. Dave the intern watches '2 Girls 1 Cup'

Kosher Sports with B.D. Dave the intern

Awful Acting by Athletes: It's no big secret. Athletes really shouldn't be acting. Michael Phelps drove that point home over the weekend on Saturday Night Live and Shaquille O'Neal has been making bad movies since...forever. We're probably missing a bunch, so if you think you have a good example of an Athlete acting poorly Email our own E Rock with your ideas/examples.

LOOKING FOR LACTATING WOMEN ASAP! Hey ladies! Do you have lactating bosoms? Don't save it for the kids, selfish! You should come on down to the Opie and Anthony Show! We're thinking of some kind of target practice kind-of game with milk shooting across the room.



Do you even KNOW what a 'lactating woman' is? Oy. THESE ARE LACTATING WOMEN, JUST SO YOU KNOW (nsfw site, so beee careful)



Mail Danny@OpieAndAnthony.com with your contact information, and let us know if you can come in ASAP!

(We're looking to do this IMMEDIATELY if not sooner... but please let Danny know your availability)

Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).

OPIE'S AWFUL TV DEMO REEL: Want to see what your hero Opie was doing when he was in his 20's, jockeying for a job in television?

OF COURSE you do... Watch Opie's Demo Reel Here

Anthony's Magic Mansion: If you listen to the O&A Show on a fairly regular basis, you know that Anthony has dreams of turning his Long Island home into a webcam-covered haven for wayward and promiscuous college-age girls. Just listen to the promo for Anthony's Magic Mansion!

(now let's rapidly change directions...and show you THIS)

Bri is a slender, blond, blue-eyed, porcelain-skinned 21 year-old FOUNDRY CAMS babe who can't resist the feel of 'GRR'shirts, fishnets, and rocking out to 'Bad Girlfriend' by THEORY OF A DEAD MAN.







CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BRI IN ACTION





...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Now look, We ALL love COOKIES, but you're getting crumbs all over the place. Why not stop gorging and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:



Arsemarks: Travis brands himself with an apple cutter

Student Brawls With Teacher in School Cafeteria

Giant Hail vs. Storm Chasers

Petra Soaps Up Her 34DD boobs

Nanette's Topless Compilation

TWISTED SISTER joins EXTREME on stage in Italy

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Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Looking for Lactating Moms, New Videos Online

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

It's the start of another week, and if you've got a serious case of 'The Mondays' (yech)... then the Opie and Anthony Radio Extravaganza has the cure

LOOKING FOR LACTATING WOMEN ASAP! Hey ladies! Do you have lactating bosoms? Don't save it for the kids, selfish! You should come on down to the Opie and Anthony Show! We're thinking of some kind of target practice kind-of game with milk shooting across the room.



Do you even KNOW what a 'lactating woman' is? Oy. THESE ARE LACTATING WOMEN, JUST SO YOU KNOW (nsfw site, so beee careful)



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Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).

OPIE'S AWFUL TV DEMO REEL: Want to see what your hero Opie was doing when he was in his 20's, jockeying for a job in television?

OF COURSE you do... Watch Opie's Demo Reel Here

Anthony's Magic Mansion: If you listen to the O&A Show on a fairly regular basis, you know that Anthony has dreams of turning his Long Island home into a webcam-covered haven for wayward and promiscuous college-age girls. Just listen to the promo for Anthony's Magic Mansion!

Now look, We ALL love COOKIES, but you're getting crumbs all over the place. Why not stop gorging and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:



Saturday Night Live: Tina Fey as Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin

Girlfriend Gets Topless In The Laundry Room

Mythbusters: Helium vs. Sulfur Hexafluoride

Mandy Lynn Strips Out Of Her Black Dress

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: New O&A Videos online, Looking for Lactating Moms, New Videos Online

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Good God Almighty, it's FRIDAY. Thank GOD. We have a few updates for you this morning. More to come later on.

New Opie and Anthony Show Videos: Yesterday marked the triumphant topless return of Bree Olson and the lovely Kayden Kross to the show, and thanks to our own Sam, we have VIDEO:



Bree Olson Shows Her Beautiful Natural Boobs to The O&A Show

Kayden Kross Gets Naked On The O&A Show

Bree Olson and Kayden Kross - Revisited: in case you missed the last few times Bree and Kayden were on the show, you can reference these videos:



Bree Olson and Kayden Kross visit the O&A Show

Bree Olson and Kayden Kross watch '2 Girls 1 Cup'

Bree Olson tickles Roland and Motorboats the O&A fans!

LOOKING FOR LACTATING WOMEN ASAP! Hey ladies! Do you have lactating bosoms? Don't save it for the kids, selfish! You should come on down to the Opie and Anthony Show! We're thinking of some kind of target practice kind-of game with milk shooting across the room.



Do you even KNOW what a 'lactating woman' is? Oy. THESE ARE LACTATING WOMEN, JUST SO YOU KNOW (nsfw site, so beee careful)



Mail Danny@OpieAndAnthony.com with your contact information, and let us know if you can come in ASAP!

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Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).

OPIE'S AWFUL TV DEMO REEL: Want to see what your hero Opie was doing when he was in his 20's, jockeying for a job in television?

OF COURSE you do... Watch Opie's Demo Reel Here

Anthony's Magic Mansion: If you listen to the O&A Show on a fairly regular basis, you know that Anthony has dreams of turning his Long Island home into a webcam-covered haven for wayward and promiscuous college-age girls. Just listen to the promo for Anthony's Magic Mansion!

Now look, We ALL love COOKIES, but you're getting crumbs all over the place. Why not stop gorging and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:



Robert Deniro and Al Pacino promote 'Righteous Kill' on the TODAY Show

Screaming German Woman interviewed while walking down the street

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Marc Maron, Bree Olson and Kayden Kross return - Turn on Your Paltalk!!!, Looking for Lactating Moms, New Videos Onli

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Even though September 11th is a somber occasion for people around the globe (specifically in the U.S...and even more specifically in New York City), there's no reason to let the whole day be a downer just because seven years ago, several fanatics decided to hijack passenger jets and kill thousands of innocent civilians...umm, right? We can all crack a smile and put on our laughing hats because the Opie and Anthony crew has a doozy of a show for you today, kids. First off, our comedian buddy Marc Maron is coming by to hang with the show and will probably get political for a while. For the low-brow chunk of the audience, two of our FAVORITE people are coming back to the show: Bree Olson and the lovely Kayden Kross are returning to promote the EXXXOTICA New York Expo, which is going down this weekend at the New Jersey Convention & Exposition Center in Edison, NJ. get more info at their MySpace page. Wouldn't you know it? The nice people at HOT MOVIES are one of the sponsors, so remember to go slap around your ding dong to some of their fine product.

TURN ON YOUR PALTALK!! - If you remember anything about the last few times Bree and Kayden have been in, you'll have your Paltalk turned on well before they arrive. Unless of course you think looking at NAKED LADIES ON WEBCAM is icky.... Just log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!

Bree Olson and Kayden Kross - Revisited: in case you missed the last few times Bree and Kayden were on the show, you can reference these videos:



Bree Olson and Kayden Kross visit the O&A Show

Bree Olson and Kayden Kross watch '2 Girls 1 Cup'

Bree Olson tickles Roland and Motorboats the O&A fans!

LOOKING FOR LACTATING WOMEN ASAP! Hey ladies! Do you have lactating bosoms? Don't save it for the kids, selfish! You should come on down to the Opie and Anthony Show! We're thinking of some kind of target practice kind-of game with milk shooting across the room.



Do you even KNOW what a 'lactating woman' is? Oy. THESE ARE LACTATING WOMEN, JUST SO YOU KNOW (nsfw site, so beee careful)



Mail Danny@OpieAndAnthony.com with your contact information, and let us know if you can come in ASAP!

(We're looking to do this IMMEDIATELY if not sooner... but please let Danny know your availability)

Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).

OPIE'S AWFUL TV DEMO REEL: Want to see what your hero Opie was doing when he was in his 20's, jockeying for a job in television?

OF COURSE you do... Watch Opie's Demo Reel Here

Anthony's Magic Mansion: If you listen to the O&A Show on a fairly regular basis, you know that Anthony has dreams of turning his Long Island home into a webcam-covered haven for wayward and promiscuous college-age girls. Just listen to the promo for Anthony's Magic Mansion!

...and on the opposite end of the spectrum, we'll promote the Twins again... they're hot, not lactating, and almost naked...

Check out Brooke and Vikki, the twins from Foundry Cams who sent us a new video featuring the new HINDER single 'Use Me' (click to download the song!)...



CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BROOKE and VIKKI IN ACTION!

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Now look, We ALL love COOKIES, but you're getting crumbs all over the place. Why not stop gorging and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:



Verunka Fasterova in tiny Pink Lingerie

Large Hadron Rap

Rachel Starr Shows off her Booty on The Stairs

Joe Biden Chuck Graham Wheelchair Blunder

Lanny Barby Strips out of Her Purple Lingerie

Catfight at Houston Rodeo

News Blooper - 'Magniturd' Earthquake

Boob Grab at UK Stadium

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Bill Burr, Boobs On Paltalk and RateMyWOW, New Videos online

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Louis CK, New O&A Audio, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New Videos online

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

OK, we've made it through to to TUESDAY without blowing ourselves (or anyone else) into bits, so that's a really good sign, right? Well, we hope so. Today on the POgram, our brother, our, pal, our fellow Mexican (yeah, he's Mexican) Louis CK joins us to promote his new SHOWTIME special "Chewed Up", which will air on October 4th at 11pm.



Louis is also on tour all over the country, and Louis CK TIKCETS ARE ON SALE NOW (end Kenny voice)

Anthony's Magic Mansion: If you listen to the O&A Show on a fairly regular basis, you know that Anthony has dreams of turning his Long Island home into a webcam-covered haven for wayward and promiscuous college-age girls. Just listen to the promo for Anthony's Magic Mansion!

O&A are LIVE on PALTALK: Want to see the O&A Show Crew and all of their fantastic guests LIVE, in studio? Do you like seeing TITS? What about chicks with tits? What about chicks who wake up, roll out of bed, turn on their webcams and show you their tits? What about AFTER the show... would you like to see all of the debauchery (which may or may not include TITS) going on at Anthony's house out back by the pool? Then why don't you Turn on your Paltalk (and head to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room) and check out how fancy people conduct themselves when they don't think you're watching.

...since we're on the subject of 'TITS'...

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (and we ain't talking about 'with Jellybeans', if you're at work, don't click that link) for you to enjoy, we have multi-colored new pairs of boobs for you to drool all over courtesy of newbie Addison Cain, and adult starlet Jayden Simone...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):



RateMyWOW: Addison Cain

RateMyWOW: Jayden Simone

...Since we're on the subject of boobs, let's drill this thing into the ground officially...because we'll have a new video up soon...

Check out Brooke and Vikki, the twins from Foundry Cams who sent us a new video featuring the new HINDER single 'Use Me' (click to download the song!)...



CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BROOKE and VIKKI IN ACTION!

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

...now let's shift gears rapidly (no, not really) and promote sexy stuff!

The Return of Queefing & "Guess What's In My Pants": Don't you just love when we bring back classic bits to the ol' radio show? We were all sitting around the campfire, talking about the good old days, and thinking about how great it would be if there was more VAGINA on the ol' radio POgram.

Soooo... Ladies, we would all love to hear (via telephone) from you and your vaginas. Call the radio show each and every morning, and show off your Queefing (check out a queefing clip here if you're unsure) skills... or play a round of "Guess What's In My Pants?"... That's the game in which you rub your phone receiver on your crotch, and we try to guess how you trim your pubes. Classy, right?

FOXY JACKY - The Porn Girl In The Park: Did you read the story about the X-Rated Video Shoot in a Tennesee park?... The model's name is FOXY JACKY - and you can see the FULL, UNCUT playground video here

OPIE'S AWFUL TV DEMO REEL: Want to see what your hero Opie was doing when he was in his 20's, jockeying for a job in television?

OF COURSE you do... Watch Opie's Demo Reel Here

Why not pick your face up out of that Case of Twix Bars and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Playboy Playmate Bryleigh Rayne Gets Naked In The Park

Cute Rain Gets Naked In The Kitchen

Death Star Over San Francisco

New DVD Reviews Online: our crack staff (or crack-addicted staff, you decided) has been soaking themselves in smut lately. read all the latest reviews online!

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Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Download the Opie and Anthony Show, Bringing back the 'Guess Whats In My Pants' Bit, New Videos online

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Happy Monday boys and girls, the Opie and Athony Show is live (sort-of... wait until we get coffee) and kicking (one another) this morning as we launch into another fine week of radio... If you happened to miss any of LAST WEEK's shows, you can always download them online via AUDIBLE:



Download the Opie and Anthony Show for 9/5/2008 (Robert Kelly, Cake Farts)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for 9/4/2008 (Robert Kelly, Jeff Ross and his 'Dancing with the Stars' partner)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for 9/3/2008 (Mike Birbiglia, Rich Vos, JBL from WWE)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for 9/2/2008

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for 9/1/2008 (Labor Day 'Worst Of')

O&A are LIVE on PALTALK: Want to see the O&A Show Crew all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed? Yeah, well... then wait a few days. For now, why don't you Turn on your Paltalk (and head to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room) and see the crew wipe the sleep...and the crusties...from their eyesballs.

OPIE'S AWFUL TV DEMO REEL: Want to see what your hero Opie was doing when he was in his 20's, jockeying for a job in television?

OF COURSE you do... Watch Opie's Demo Reel Here

...now let's shift gears rapidly and promote sexy stuff!

The Return of Queefing & "Guess What's In My Pants": Don't you just love when we bring back classic bits to the ol' radio show? We were all sitting around the campfire, talking about the good old days, and thinking about how great it would be if there was more VAGINA on the ol' radio POgram.

Soooo... Ladies, we would all love to hear (via telephone) from you and your vaginas. Call the radio show each and every morning, and show off your Queefing (check out a queefing clip here if you're unsure) skills... or play a round of "Guess What's In My Pants?"... That's the game in which you rub your phone receiver on your crotch, and we try to guess how you trim your pubes. Classy, right?

FOXY JACKY - The Porn Girl In The Park: Did you read the story about the X-Rated Video Shoot in a Tennesee park?... The model's name is FOXY JACKY - and you can see the FULL, UNCUT playground video here

...Since we're on the subject of boobs, let's re-hash this one morre time>...you know, the Twins!

Check out Brooke and Vikki, the twins from Foundry Cams who sent us a new video featuring the new HINDER single 'Use Me' (click to download the song!)...



CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BROOKE and VIKKI IN ACTION!

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Seeking A Dominatrix: By now, you've seen Pat Duffy getting his nuts kicked (and if you haven't, then just click the damn link)... so we'd like to kick it up a notch if we can. If you're a professional DOMINATRIX, we could really use your services. Email us with your services / specialties, and perhaps we'll help you on your way to fame and fortune.

Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).

INTERNS NEEDED - LAST CHANCE: Do you want to be an intern for the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram? Can you get school credit for an internship? Are you familiar enough with the program? If so, go to internships.xmradio.com and apply to be an intern NOW! Time is running out, so MOVE YOUR ASSES!!!

Why not pick your face up out of that Case of Twix Bars and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Falling Tree Smashes Unlucky Guy in the face

Eating A Big Mac In One Bite

John McCain Gets BarackRoll'd

Shyla Stylez Gets All Wet In Hollywood

Francesca The Italian Flower

Kayden Kross Gets Naughty In A Thong

Members of 'EARTH FIRST' mourn the loss of a tree

Asian Babe in an Oily Pink Bikini

Terminator vs. Robocop Vs. Predator

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Bob Kelly, Happy Birthday Sam!, Cake Farts! New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Opie's Demo Tape, Bringing back the 'Guess Whats In

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

It's Friday (thank Christ) and the Opie and Anthony POgram would like to wish a healthy and happy birthday to our own Primetime Sam Robots... err, Roberts. And umm, Robert Kelly is back in the house today. Why, you ask? Because he's our buddy, that's why!!! (and he's headlining at Caroline's in Manhattan all weekend, so get your ass off the couch, do that walking thing and go see this funny bastard).

And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!



Click the pic to order it now!

CAKE FARTS! Yeah, you read correctly. If you've seen the cake farts video, then you're really not going to want to miss this show, kids!

OPIE'S AWFUL TV DEMO REEL: Want to see what your hero Opie was doing when he was in his 20's, jockeying for a job in television?

OF COURSE you do... Watch Opie's Demo Reel Here

...now let's shift gears rapidly and stare at some boobs!

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (and we ain't talking about 'with Jellybeans', if you're at work, don't click that link) for you to enjoy, we have ONE new set of boobs for you to drool all over courtesy of newbie Hannah Santana (cool name, right?)...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):



RateMyWOW: Hannah Santana

...and what goes better with boobies? That's right...vagina! or a soft cantelope with a hole drilled in it! (because sometimes you have to improvise)

The Return of Queefing & "Guess What's In My Pants": Don't you just love when we bring back classic bits to the ol' radio show? We were all sitting around the campfire, talking about the good old days, and thinking about how great it would be if there was more VAGINA on the ol' radio POgram.

Soooo... Ladies, we would all love to hear (via telephone) from you and your vaginas. Call the radio show each and every morning, and show off your Queefing (check out a queefing clip here if you're unsure) skills... or play a round of "Guess What's In My Pants?"... That's the game in which you rub your phone receiver on your crotch, and we try to guess how you trim your pubes. Classy, right?

FOXY JACKY - The Porn Girl In The Park: Did you read the story about the X-Rated Video Shoot in a Tennesee park?... The model's name is FOXY JACKY - and you can see the FULL, UNCUT playground video here

...Since we're on the subject of boobs, let's re-hash this one morre time>...you know, the Twins!

Check out Brooke and Vikki, the twins from Foundry Cams who sent us a new video featuring the new HINDER single 'Use Me' (click to download the song!)...



CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BROOKE and VIKKI IN ACTION!

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Seeking A Dominatrix: By now, you've seen Pat Duffy getting his nuts kicked (and if you haven't, then just click the damn link)... so we'd like to kick it up a notch if we can. If you're a professional DOMINATRIX, we could really use your services. Email us with your services / specialties, and perhaps we'll help you on your way to fame and fortune.

Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).

INTERNS NEEDED: Do you want to be an intern for the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram? Can you get school credit for an internship? Are you familiar enough with the program? If so, go to internships.xmradio.com and apply to be an intern NOW! Time is running out, so MOVE YOUR ASSES!!!

Why not pick your face up out of that Case of Twix Bars and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Alexis Texas Shows Off Her Asstastic Booty

Skateboard Crash in Mid-Air

Lena Disrobes In Her Room

Fastest Booty Shaker EVER

Elton John and Lily Allen Clash at GQ Awards show - UNCUT

Concert Backflip Goes Horribly Wrong

We changed up some of our social networking links, so JOIN US, won't you?


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Break.com: NSFW videos (we put all the dirty vids in one location)

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