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Ooh, it's Wednesday! It's Hump Day! So grab your favorite frisky co-worker and get frisky in a hotel suite of yuor choosing:
We don't make the rules. We simply enforce them. Having an affair is your civic duty, so get to it... or we'll issue you a summons written in crayon.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)
A poor chubby Australian Football fan got pegged in the face with a football.
...and those nice guys at the AFL FOOTY SHOW on Australia's Nine Network grabbed it for all of us to enjoy.
The Sloppiest, Drunkest, Chubbiest Gal ever... Falls face-first right in front of the worst METALLICA cover band. EVER.
The drinking is forgiveable. The botching of "Enter Sandman"... is not. Shoot them all.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Britney Spears is Under Investigation For Child Abuse (WWTDD)
Say it aint so!!! Not THIS Briney Spears!!! Yup. That one.
Dolly Parton's Old Lady Boobs Are Wonderful (Drunken Stepfather)
The Full Bizarre Story Behind Don't Taze My Granny (Asylum)
Sexy Sophie Moon is Mooning The Camera...and a lot more (Freakshow Planet)
Featured Model: Niki (Bullz-Eye)
Lenny Kravitz Surprise Performance of 'Fly Away' With Church Choir (URLesque)
Mavis Bacon Teaches Texting (CollegeHumor)
Jessica Lynn is going to show you where you can shove it. Politely, of course. (Dailyniner)
The Most Bizarre of Batman’s Baddies (Gunaxin)
Angelina Valentine wants to be your tattooed, naked valentine. Seriously. We asked her. (z0d)
Yeahs! Paraguay wins! More Larissa Riquelme World Cup Pictures (Dave and Thomas)
Attention: Flying Cars. That is All (GammaSquad)
You Had Me at 'RZA Made a Kung-Fu Movie' (FilmDrunk)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)
James Hetfield and Dave Mustaine? On Stage? Playing Together? Whoa boy. Hell Froze Over:
What kind of universe is it that METALLICA and MEGADETH are getting along?
Our buddy MOTLEY CRUE frontman VINCE NEIL played his new single "Tattoos & Tequila" in New Hampshire alongside his bandmates Dana Strum and Jeff Blando (from SLAUGHTER):
...just a few days prior to getting a DUI in Las Vegas for (allegedly) drinking too much Tequila (maybe).
From Hard Rock to Hard Nips...
For those of you not in the know, this brunette beauty is Cody Lane:
She's oiling up her fanny in BIG WET ASSES 11 - which you can see on demand now...and she gets choked out with a ladder.
Hungarian Hotness Aletta Ocean gets a full-body rubdown.. in the only massage parlor on the planet that you can get away with groping your clients:
In what universe can you get away with boning your hot female clients? We want to move there, dammit.
And for you fans of the meatier ladies, meet Texas-born Busty Beauty Angel Gee who does NOT like wearing tight dresses:
Those are 36F-sized Funbags. Someone's going to need a back brace.
We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...
Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:
CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!
Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts
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THAT's TERRIBLE:When is the last time you saw a head-on collision FIX a busted headlight?
There's a first time for everthing, apparently...THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:(but that face of yours, however...IS. Get rid of it, please)
Jessica Simpson Got Her Boob Grabbed (Drunken Stepfather)
Bar Refaeli and her Perfect Body in a Bikini in Mexico (WWTDD)From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)AJ Bailey is Bare-assed on the Balcony...Braaavo! (FreakshowPlanet)Get the Girl: Nice Guys vs. Assholes (The Campus Throne)Diana Doll could do some damage with those big ass boots (z0d)6 Reasons Eating Healthier Meat Can Keep Your Meat Healthier (The Bachelor Guy)Charlie Laine...guy name...definitely not a guy body. Wowzer (Dailyniner)10 Recorded Instances Of Monkeys Sexually Assaulting Lesser Creatures (UPROXX)Exclusive Interview with Uwe Boll (FunnyCrave)57 Seconds of Abuse (atom)'LOST' and 'HEROES' hate Black People (Comedy)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)Do you think the guys in FEAR FACTORY were optimistic about MTV playing the video for "Fear Campaign?"
Perhaps... the whole Nazi-dog-yelling-at-naked-guy thing might have been a bit much.Keeping with the metal theme, our buds in OVERKILL have a new album out, and they're touring in Europe:
This was shot in Barcelona, and Bobby "Blitz" Ellsworth needs a sammich... or three.Pretty Priya Anjali Rai is the sexiest Indian woman we have ever seen:
AAaaaaand she does all that hardcore stuff you wish your girl would do...which is such a bonus.Proving that the hottest women come from everywhere EXCEPT the U.S., check out Hungarian hotness Aletta Ocean as she rids herself of her bulky bikini:
It just gets in the way of all the suggin and the fuggin...Flawless young PLAYBOY babe Jamie Graham is showing off her nude body by the window:
Now if that noisy asswipe cameraman would just shut the fuck up, we could get down to bidness...Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:
CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handyVisit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
THAT's TERRIBLE:Get this motherf***in' snake off my motherf***in' windshield!
Get it? It's a Winshield VIPER! Eh? Eh? Ecchhh.Speeding Car + Utility Pole = Instant Fireworks Display!
OK, sure...there's that li'l issue of a seriously injured driver, but ... LOOK! SPARKLIES!THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:(but your bitching and moaning on the other hand, IS..so why not knock it off)
Well golly gee! Whose silver-wrapped boobies could THESE be? (Drunken Stepfather)...here's a li'l hint...if you click here, you can watch her nailing her ex-husband on a boat
Whuzzis??? Anudder pair of mystery boobs? (WWTDD)...ok, this one's not so hard...she's only on the cover of EVERY tabloid magazine...Get Ripped, Shredded, Lean, and all that good stuff (Bullz-Eye)Kyla Cole is showing off her no-no hole (FreakshowPlanet)Hidden Tragedies Behind Five Classic Superheroes (Gunaxin)Arianna Leigh has some Large Areolas (z0d)RL Stine is getting Lazy (College Humor)Giselle Monet sucks on the Luckiest Lollipop EVER (Dailyniner)Murray the Nut’s Greatest Hits, Vol. 3 (FunnyCrave)World’s First Sound System for Pets is Unleashed (The Bachelor Guy)How-to: Throw the Ultimate College Party (The Campus Throne)Remember this Mountain Dew commercial from 1985? (I Heart Chaos)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that the only way you can boost your self esteem is to embrace people who have less than you do. Impressive.)How do them guys in KILLSWITCH ENGAGE maintain their ability to hear after a show like this?
Oh wait, EARPLUGS. Duh.YOung Jamie Bradford from PLAYBOY's ALL Naturals loves Mexican food and exercising....
NOT at the same time though.Hungarian hottie Aletta Ocean from Twistys shows off alotta skin in this clip...
Her broken English and surgically-enhanced boobs are what all guys dream about. We think.Naturally large-breasted New Yorker Jennique from COSMID has 34F-sized hooters...
and THIS is what they look like falling out of her bra in slow-motion.Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:
Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
