Luckiest Man Alive, Mechanical Bull Upskirt, ALICE COOPER and HALFORD video, Dasani Lezian, Priya Anjali Rai and other girls you've never heard of

There's NO need to be picky that girl hiding behind the potato chips is ripe for the pickig:

Clean up the crumbs after you spend the day with her in a motel. Or don't. That's what housekeeping is for.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as awful as the situation you're stuck in, buddy boy)

The luckiest man alive has been located! And he lives in China of all places:

For shits and giggles, he likes to ride his bike into busy traffic.

If there's ONE thing you're going to take away from today's lesson, kids...let it be this. Girl with short skirt and thong + Short Skirt + Mechanical Bull = AWEOME.

There ain't nothing like a litle upskirt action to get the juices flowing, right?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



How the fuck is this chubby chick famous. No links. Just disgust (Drunken Stepfather)

Internet Collection of the Best Exorcisms Caught On Tape (UPROXX)

Penthouse Pet Heather Vandeven loves to enjoy nature in the manner that God intended her to....Nekkid (Freakshow Planet)

2010 Fall TV Preview (Bullz-Eye)

sabrina Maree is sexy and ... umm... wait, what were we saying? *drool* (z0d)

15 Beautiful Models of Southeast Asia (StyleCrave)

Madison and Nika get awfully friendly awfully fast... which makes them.... Good eggs. (Dailyniner)

Redskins partner up with Foursquare (CBS Sports)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you now take orders from a kid younger than you. Bwahaha-haha)

Wouldn't you know it? the one and only ALICE COOPER was in Atlantic City the other day:

Fortunately for him, no hips were broken in the making of this video ... or concert, for that matter.

the CGI and troll-filled video for HALFORD's 'Made of Metal' has been released, but it's missing something:

Oooh, that's right... it's missing the rest of JUDAS PRIEST... obvious when you think about it.

and from energetic metal, we move on to ethnic beauties

Sexy, seductive Dasani Lezianis showing off her think latina booty:

Which, as luck would have it, gets violated by Michael Stefano in 'Slutinas'.... There's actually a whole series of those now that we think of it.

Exotic Indian babe Priya Anjali Rai busts out of her cumbersome bikini:

Because bikinis are so bulky, as you know.... and they only get in the way of diddling time. Priya is a busy lady. She's got to get her diddling done in a timely manner.

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

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Tuesday Links: Swing Set Faceplant, Pancaked Peugeot, TRON Legacy Trailer, Midgets at the Beach, B.S. Rozlyn Papa Sex Tape, Nashville Pussy in France

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)

This young Russian girl wishes she NEVER got on the swings this morning:




and who the hell builds a swingset that goes all the way around in a circle like that?

The driver of this pancaked Peugeot 406 doesn't think there's anything wrong with a one-dimensional vehicle:




except for the fact that opening and closing that driver-side door is probably a real bitch.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The new trailer for TRON LEGACY is online and it's filled with warm, gooey, geeky goodness:



The digital de-aging of Jeff Bridges looks like it's going to be pretty badass. Fucking TRON, maaaaaan!.

Little People Big World Goes to the Beach (Drunken Stepfather)



People with midget fetishes should stop fooling themsleves and watch midget porn...not this TLC stuff.





The Bachelor Sex Tape is Total BS (WWTDD)



But if you're into Blonde girls and black guys...there's plenty of them online to go around.



Girl Next Door: Aubrey Leedy (Bullz-Eye)



Ashley Brookes has Legs and Looks and... well, you know... (FreakshowPlanet)



Get the Girl: Picking up girls at Spring Break/the Beach (The Campus Throne)



Iveta...weird ass name...sexy-as-hell body. Naked. Outside. (z0d)



"One For the Horse": The Birth and Evolution of the Modern Shot Glass (The Bachelor Guy)



Shay Laren and her massive breasts can't wait to get out of that dress (Dailyniner)



Chef makes cheese out of wife's breast milk (Asylum)



The 20 Worst Saturday Morning Cartoons (Heavy)



Brooklyn Decker For Bare Necessities (Don Chavez)



Best Buy Manager: Chat Roulette (College Humor)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)

They go by the name of NASHVILLE PUSSY:



But they're playing in France. We're SO not good at Geography.

PLAYBOY's Amy Leigh Andrews can't wait to get out of that pesky pink dress



Who needs all that pesky fabric when you can just go Commando. We're with you, Amy.

Priya Anjali Rai is the sexiest Indian woman we have ever seen:



Granted, we don't see that many Indian women... but Priya is by far the sexiest ... one... we have seen.

This fine piece of breastacular blond-ness is Bailey Kline:



Why are we showing you THIS photo? It's the only still-frame resembling "subtle" we could find.

In honor of Carmen's new solo site check out this old school FOUNDRY CAMS video we dug up:







CLICK ON CARMEN's BREASTACULAR BODY... like, umm...now.

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Monday Links: Car Crash Fixes Headlight, Bar Rafaeli in a Bikini, Jessica Simpson Boob Grab, New FEAR FACTORY video, OVERKILL live in Spain

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When is the last time you saw a head-on collision FIX a busted headlight?




There's a first time for everthing, apparently...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but that face of yours, however...IS. Get rid of it, please)





Jessica Simpson Got Her Boob Grabbed (Drunken Stepfather)





Bar Refaeli and her Perfect Body in a Bikini in Mexico (WWTDD)



From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)



AJ Bailey is Bare-assed on the Balcony...Braaavo! (FreakshowPlanet)



Get the Girl: Nice Guys vs. Assholes (The Campus Throne)



Diana Doll could do some damage with those big ass boots (z0d)



6 Reasons Eating Healthier Meat Can Keep Your Meat Healthier (The Bachelor Guy)



Charlie Laine...guy name...definitely not a guy body. Wowzer (Dailyniner)



10 Recorded Instances Of Monkeys Sexually Assaulting Lesser Creatures (UPROXX)



Exclusive Interview with Uwe Boll (FunnyCrave)



57 Seconds of Abuse (atom)



'LOST' and 'HEROES' hate Black People (Comedy)






I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

Do you think the guys in FEAR FACTORY were optimistic about MTV playing the video for "Fear Campaign?"



Perhaps... the whole Nazi-dog-yelling-at-naked-guy thing might have been a bit much.

Keeping with the metal theme, our buds in OVERKILL have a new album out, and they're touring in Europe:



This was shot in Barcelona, and Bobby "Blitz" Ellsworth needs a sammich... or three.

Pretty Priya Anjali Rai is the sexiest Indian woman we have ever seen:



AAaaaaand she does all that hardcore stuff you wish your girl would do...which is such a bonus.

Proving that the hottest women come from everywhere EXCEPT the U.S., check out Hungarian hotness Aletta Ocean as she rids herself of her bulky bikini:



It just gets in the way of all the suggin and the fuggin...

Flawless young PLAYBOY babe Jamie Graham is showing off her nude body by the window:



Now if that noisy asswipe cameraman would just shut the fuck up, we could get down to bidness...

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Monday Links: June is here! OK Highway Patrol vs. EMT, short landing in St Barths, OZZY talks Black Sabbath Infringement, Playboy poon

Happy Monday, kids! Did you have a wonderful adultery-filled weekend?. We hope you did!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

What's the thinking behind this Oklahoma Highway Patrolmen fighting this EMT?



Umm, guys? Can't we all just get along?

And YOU, sir...SUCK at landing:



...in all fairness, the airport at St. Barths is apparently VERY small and at the bottom of a steep hill, but you'd think you'd know that before trying to land there.

It's AC/DC, bitches...performing "Black Ice" in Munich:



Geriatric, but still packing 'em in at stadiums

NEW MUSIC HEADLINES: Check out what OZZY OSBOURNE has to say about the BLACK SABBATH infringement issue in our Latest MUSIC HEADLINES

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your hands are too calloused.)

This busty blond hottie is PLAYBOY's Corrine Morrill and her blue lingerie doesn't stay on for long, kids.



Corrine likes guys who aren't too overbearing or egocentric. That takes US out of the running.

This busty babe is Indian adult starlet Priya Anjali Rai and she's taking her shirt off.



...we still don't want to move to India.

When our friends in FRAMING HANLEY sent us their cover of "Lollipop", we knew exactly the direction we needed to go in...





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH GISELE, JESSE JO, SILVIA and DAHLIA from FOUNDRY CAMS LICK THEIR LOLLIPOPS

Once you recuperate from humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:



PLAYBOY's Corrine Morrill busts out of her Blue Lingerie

Piper PA-23 Apache Overruns Runway at St. Barths

Priya Anjali Rai Busts out of her Bikini

AC/DC: 'Black Ice' LIVE in Munich

Brea Lynn Gets Naked Before Dinner

Caught on Video: Oklahoma Highway Patrol fight with EMT

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