Malaysians on a Motorcycle, New Expendables Trailer, Sandra Bullock is hiding, John Corabi plays Motley Crue Acoustic, Crashdiet thinks it's 1987

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

How many young Malaysians can you fit on a Motorcycle?




If you guessed any less than FIVE... you were WAY off

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Stallone... Willis...Schwarzenegger? All blowing shit up at one time? Well, kinda.




It's the brand-spanking-new trailer for The Expendables.





Sandra Bullock is under that raincoat (WWTDD)



as she SHOULD be, because her husband's tattooed mistress, Michelle Bombshell McGee is showing off her tattooed tits and forehead at SoCalGlamourGirls





Khloe Kardashian stuffs her face (Drunken Stepfather)



Aww come ON...why can't you be more of a good egg like your sister Kim?



Gay Politician Arrested, Snared in Straight-Sex Scandal (Asylum)



Angel Dark will have you craving Dark Meat... or at least semi-dark meat (Freakshow Planet)



2010 Baseball Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Maya Helena Codina. Three Names. One fantastic Body. (Dailyniner)



Taylor Swift Trampled By Unicorns (Dave and Thomas)



Health Insurance Industry Exploits Loop Holes In all Future Health Care Bills (Apoliticus)



Five of the Hottest Women over 40 (Fork Party)



Irene Richie is Rich with with...uh, boobies. (z0d)



Shocking: The Nissan LEAF Electric Vehicle to Hit the Streets at Around $25K. Or Less. (The Bachelor Guy)



16 strange, awesome Japanese commercials (UPROXX)



Indian baby born with vagina on her forehead (AfroJacks)



IN-N-OUT Burger Prank Revealed (College Humor)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

JOHN CORABI, who know from MÖTLEY CRUE, The SCREAM, UNION, and RATT went down to Brazil to play a little MÖTLEY CRUE acoustic-style:



"Hooligan's Holiday" never sounded this mellow.

Someone might want to tap the guys from CRASHDÏET on the shoulders and let them know it's not 1987 anymore:



Then again, don't bother. It's more fun to watch them make videos like this one.

OK, so it's a little blurry, but JANE's ADDICTION has enlisted DUFF McKAGAN as their new bass player:



This is iPod video from a birthday party for Perry Ferrell, who just turned 51.

From Metal to mammaries....

Busty blond babe Sandee Westgate is showing off her pearl necklace in this clip, and we mean that very literally:



Don't you worry... her full-length videos are MUCH raunchier... and far less literal.

on the slightly less-top-heavy end of the spectrum...

this is less-chesty Andrea Biel and she can't WAIT to get out of that itchy red lingerie:



we assume it's itchy, because she's on that couch in her birthday suit in no time.

From the professional to the amateur, everyone say 'Hi' to Kayla and her big ass boobs:



She's got a webcam. She's not afraid to use it. Dammit.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":






Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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