CRASHDIET singer gets his nuts drilled on stage, Acoustic Judas Priest, 5 Guitar Dimebag Tribute, GNR in UAE, Alexis Capri and her tattoos, Tori Black and Her Bikini, Sofia Saint and her closet

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like that huge thing you've been dragging behind you for the past several years... oh, that's your ass.)

Bat-head-biting is for pussies, maaan. Simon Cruz, singer for CRASHDIET gets his nuts drilled on stage, maaaaaaaan!

Of COURSE it's real... maybe he just heals fast, cuz that shit could really happen, right?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Whose ass is this looking ridiculous? (Drunken Stepfather)

it's one that should continue making adult videos with creepy boyfriends... cuz that's what she's good at.

Win Every issue of PLAYBOY on an External Hard drive (The Smoking Jacket)

Nikki Nova has really nice nips... and a badass back tattoo (FreakShow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Mia Vincent Gallery (Bullz-Eye)

The Top 10 High-Performance Vehicles for Holiday Road Tripping (Sub5Zero)

Kathleen & Rachel are two VERY Friendly PLAYBOY girls (z0d)

Kate Hughes must have some very lucky neighbors, cuz see...she's getting naked by her windows. (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you've conditioned yourself to believe you're still human. Whoopsie.)

You haven't experienced JUDAS PRIEST music...

Until you've experienced it LIVE, Acoustic, in a small pub in Akron, Ohio. ...Wait, what?

You know where you are?!?!?! You in the Middle East, baby!!! You gonna sweat.

That's AXL ROSE, and behind him is the current version of GUNS N' ROSES playing to 21,000 people in Abu Dhabi...

The DIMEBAG BEYOND FOREVER tour took place again this year with a glut of Finnish guitarists:

Are you Finnish? Naw, I'm just getting warmed up! *rimshot*

Of COURSE we have links to girlie clips. Why WOULDN'T we? Exactly.

This seductive young lady is Tori Black... and her bikini is way small

It doesn't stay on for long, though... she gets rid of it quick in the lates edition of "Lord Of Asses" ... Thank you, Tom Byron.

When adult starlet Capri Anderson isn't hanging out at Charlie Sheen's House...

She's showing off her boobs and tattoos on some horrific online destination, no doubt.

This is Sofia Saint Cleaning out her closet and she must have gotten quite a workout...

Because before long she's totally naked, so she must sweat easily.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Iraqi Soldier Loves Knives, MUSHROOMHEAD and CRASHDIET live, Lovely Latina Cleavage, Gemma Massey, Alexis Silver, and their British Boobs

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your general state of health, madam. Why not go on a diet or three before your heart explodes)

Why is this Iraqi soldier hammering knives into his skull?

He's out of spoons. Duh.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


whose outstanding Latina Cleavage is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

You might actually get this one...especially since she's been naked so many times...even when she was sporting a unibrow

Sydney Moon is mooning the camera...kinda. She's mostly diddling (Freakshow Planet)

Yoko Ono chats with Bullz-Eye.com (Bullz-Eye)

Rachel Mestonen in something resembling a bikini...only smaller (Gorillamask)

Sarah is really TAN...and NAKED...and TAN (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your heart is constantly thumping like a jackrabbit, you monstrosity)

Those masked maniacs in MUSHROOMHEAD blew the roof off Toad's Place in New Haven, Connecticut the other night:

Kind of looking like a pissed-off version of Blue Man Group.

Their new album is called Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children... makes us think of...us... *sob*

Because it's always 1987 somewhere, Swedish Glam Rockers CRASHDÏET enjoyed their time in Argentina:

Argentina must be in a time warp. Let's all take a trip down to South America!

They must be doing something right, because their latest album Generation Wild continues to sell


From heavy metal, we segue over to heavy hooters...

When busty British babe Alexis Silver isn't breast-feeding Zoo animals, she likes to wash her boobs in the tub:

of course, she's got to be clean considering the pounding she's about to get

Staying on the other side of the pond Gemma Massey is bailing on her pink lingerie:

In lieu of something more comfortable...which in this case is NOTHING at all.

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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Drunken Street Fighting in Vegas, Bird vs Train, Kim Kardashian's Wax Sculpture, BUCKCHERRY's BP video, RUSH live in New Mexico, New PAPA ROACH video, Lupe Fuentes in the Shower, Carmen in a tiny outfit, Anastasia in a thong

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

What happens in Vegas...might just get your drunken, fighting ass locked up... in Vegas:

book a cheap flight to Vegas, gamble a little... and try not to get arrested.

What's the last thing that went through this bird's mind when he hit the train windshield?

HIS ASS!! Hey-O! *rimshot*.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kim Kardashian Has the Worst Wax Sculpture Ever (WWTDD)

on the other hand, Kim Kardashian has a halfway-decent Sex Tape You know, the one in which she's getting ass-blasted by Ray J.


Which above-average pop star does this hiney belong to? (Drunken Stepfather)

What's Inside Cocoa Puffs (Asylum)

Rebecca Linares Wants to Show you her Privates...so ta-da! (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Niki (Bullz-Eye)

Linda Blair's 'Exorcist' Character Without the Creepy Satan Voice (URLesque)

15 Inductees Into the Scrappy Athlete Hall of Fame (SportsPickle)

Heather Vandeven is a Soldier. See? She's Got a Hat! (and nothing else) (Dailyniner)

Want to get scared shitless again? Paranormal Activity Part Deux (The Campus Socialite)

Ariel's Nude body makes us re-think our dislike of redheads (z0d)

What to do About a Terrible Sunburn (FunnyCrave)

3D Display Lets you touch a Boob (GammaSquad)

Let’s Put It To Rest: Hotter With Or Without An Eating Disorder (EGOtv)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

RUSH is on tour now (click for tickets!) and they kicked off their tour in New Mexico the other day:

Do you understand that these guys are pushing SIXTY ...and they still play better than you do? Dayum.

Those generous boys in BUCKCHERRY have released a new song for the BP Oil spill titled "Our World":

you can download the full track at iTunes, and they'll donate the proceeds.

New label, new album, same band... it's PAPA ROACH and they have a new song called "A Kick in the Teeth":

And this is the video for it. Like it? No? Eh, phooey on you.

From Rock to Racks...that old gag

If you haven't seen Sexy Latina Lupe Fuentes, then you should take notice:

She's taking a shower and feeling herself up as she likes to do quite often...and we can't stop looking at her vids.

One of our favorite FOUNDRY CAMS girls...the lovely Carmen from Cam With Carmen has located the tiniest outfit EVER:

and it's just about one step above dental floss. It barely covers her. We can barely contain ourselves. She does WAAAY more here. Click it!

Holy hell. Czech beauty Anastasia Devine can't stop playing with her boobs:

...and if not for that pesky restraining oder, we'd be feeling them up too. Damn.

We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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Hump Day Affairs, Fat Kid vs. Football, Drunk Groupie Faceplant, Britney Under Investigation, Hetfield & Mustaine Together Again, Vince Neil loves Tequila, Cody Lane, Aletta Ocean, Angel Gee get Topless

Ooh, it's Wednesday! It's Hump Day! So grab your favorite frisky co-worker and get frisky in a hotel suite of yuor choosing:

We don't make the rules. We simply enforce them. Having an affair is your civic duty, so get to it... or we'll issue you a summons written in crayon.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

A poor chubby Australian Football fan got pegged in the face with a football.

...and those nice guys at the AFL FOOTY SHOW on Australia's Nine Network grabbed it for all of us to enjoy.

The Sloppiest, Drunkest, Chubbiest Gal ever... Falls face-first right in front of the worst METALLICA cover band. EVER.

The drinking is forgiveable. The botching of "Enter Sandman"... is not. Shoot them all.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Britney Spears is Under Investigation For Child Abuse (WWTDD)

Say it aint so!!! Not THIS Briney Spears!!! Yup. That one.


Dolly Parton's Old Lady Boobs Are Wonderful (Drunken Stepfather)

The Full Bizarre Story Behind Don't Taze My Granny (Asylum)

Sexy Sophie Moon is Mooning The Camera...and a lot more (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Niki (Bullz-Eye)

Lenny Kravitz Surprise Performance of 'Fly Away' With Church Choir (URLesque)

Mavis Bacon Teaches Texting (CollegeHumor)

Jessica Lynn is going to show you where you can shove it. Politely, of course. (Dailyniner)

The Most Bizarre of Batman’s Baddies (Gunaxin)

Angelina Valentine wants to be your tattooed, naked valentine. Seriously. We asked her. (z0d)

Yeahs! Paraguay wins! More Larissa Riquelme World Cup Pictures (Dave and Thomas)

Attention: Flying Cars. That is All (GammaSquad)

You Had Me at 'RZA Made a Kung-Fu Movie' (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

James Hetfield and Dave Mustaine? On Stage? Playing Together? Whoa boy. Hell Froze Over:

What kind of universe is it that METALLICA and MEGADETH are getting along?

Our buddy MOTLEY CRUE frontman VINCE NEIL played his new single "Tattoos & Tequila" in New Hampshire alongside his bandmates Dana Strum and Jeff Blando (from SLAUGHTER):

...just a few days prior to getting a DUI in Las Vegas for (allegedly) drinking too much Tequila (maybe).

From Hard Rock to Hard Nips...

For those of you not in the know, this brunette beauty is Cody Lane:

She's oiling up her fanny in BIG WET ASSES 11 - which you can see on demand now...and she gets choked out with a ladder.

Hungarian Hotness Aletta Ocean gets a full-body rubdown.. in the only massage parlor on the planet that you can get away with groping your clients:

In what universe can you get away with boning your hot female clients? We want to move there, dammit.

And for you fans of the meatier ladies, meet Texas-born Busty Beauty Angel Gee who does NOT like wearing tight dresses:

Those are 36F-sized Funbags. Someone's going to need a back brace.

We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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Bikini MILF trio, RED trailer, new PREDATORS trailer, Mel Gibson Did WHAT? ...SLAYER and ANTHRAX in Bulgaria, Cam With Carmen, Bailey Kline, Bree Daniels, and April O'Neil all get Naked

Yay for Monday... Wait, no. That's not right. Try to mop up after yourself and say good-bye to that pair of MILFs you picked up down the shore this weekend:

Three beauties for the price of one, now THAT's what we call adultery... Three Girls. One Motel Room.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

Wait, so you're saying that Bruce Willis and Helen Mirren are retired CIA operatives in RED?

Yeah, sure. Whatever works. Run with it.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Holy Crap, the new PREDATORS movie is looking more badass with every trailer:

It's Got Running, Jumping, Screaming, Shooting, Gutting, Disembowling... all the stuff that makes a good movie great.

“He punched Oksana in the face two times, breaking her teeth…” (WWTDD)


Whose Ass In A Bikini is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

You'll never guess (we didn't)... but if George Clooney doesn't marry this chick, then we will ... you know, like...in a dream or something.

The Top Ten Mafia Movies - Part 1 (Campus Socialite)

Sara Stone and Her Huge Boobs Will fill up any room (Freakshow Planet)

Movie Review: Knight and Day (Bullz-Eye)

Google Street View's Mysterious 'Horse Boy' Caught Unmasked (URLesque)

Jilted Woman Selling 'Bastard Brownies' to Buy Home (LemonDrop)

Lucia Tovar is Luscious, Lovely, and *drool* (Dailyniner)

So Simple, Yet Brilliant - Standing Toothbrush (AskMen)

Kiki Loses Her Pink Bikini Faster than you can say 'booty hole' (z0d)

16 Intriguing Businesses - Gorilla playing saxophone is one of them. Intrigued now? (UPROXX)

Playboy Sues Drake For "Best I Ever Had" Copyright Infringement (Smoking Section)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

The living legends that make up SLAYER made a bunch of Bulgarians VERY happy:

and by 'a bunch', we mean about 80,000 or so.

As long as we're in Bulgaria, let's honor the reunited ANTHRAX who welcomed back Joey Belladonna and his awful dye job:

We criticize because we're jealous. Of the fan base. Not the dye job, Joey.

From Thrashing to umm...what bosom word rhymes with 'thrashing'?

Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos and on her own site Cam With Carmen is showing off her E-cups in a fishnet bra:

Try not to jump through your monitor. clicking here is so much easier, isn't it?

Perky blond Twistys Treat Bree Daniels grew up an hour outside of Yellowstone:

Watch out for bears! Eeechh. Take yer shirt off already!.

Speaking of blondes, Bailey Kline figure out what her webcam is for:

Business meetings. Yeah, right. Get naked and show us your booty! That's why webcams were invented.

From blondes to brunettes... April O'Neil cleans up and dolls up nice, doesn't she?

of course, April doesn't stay dolled up for long... hello Mister Dildo! (no, we're not talking about our boss)

Back to blondes!!! We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.