THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)
...you suck-ass bastard!
...it's like the anti-Jenny Craig campaign. some guys dig the fatties, you know.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
A Sandra Bullock Sex Tape? Really? Um, no. (WWTDD)
Come ON, already... she's been naked on screen, like THREE times ever... Sex tape? No way.
Ashley Olsen has some seriously pasty legs (Drunken Stepfather)
10 Movie Quotes From The Sandra Bullock Sex Tape (Comedy)
Megan Voss is Very Very Naked...and that's a VERY good thing (Freakshow Planet)
Sexual Rx: The Research (Bullz-Eye)
Tattooed buxom babe Mason Moore wants to show you more of her body, so enjoy this... (Dailyniner)
Top 8: Books With Movie Appeal (Ask Men)
Mind-reading Technology will doom us all (UPROXX)
The 13 Most Creative and Interesting Billboard Advertisements (Street Level)
Zuzana's Trenchcoat is barely covering her impressive boobs (z0d)
Disgustingly Awesome 80’s Toys (Gunaxin)
'The Quotable Douchebag' Compiles Neither Wit Nor Wisdom (Asylum)
Joe Biden and Dick Cheney Hold Impromptu Meeting on Chat Roulette (Apoliticus)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)
"Seventeen" Live in Newcastle... they're touring behind their new disc Karma.
3 knockouts. Less than 2 minutes. Betcha that was a pride-buster.
From rock we move to racks...
..and her husband is one lucky cowboy.
move over large bosoms, we have LARGER bosoms to show you
They're GINORMOUS...and she can't stop playing with 'em
Like so many young hot Ukrainians before her...Laci discovered that taking her clothes off was pretty lucrative.
Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
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