Nice Lady Knock Out, Jessica Alba Upskirt, Scott Weiland Faceplant, AEROSMITH on stage NOT fighting, Breanna Meets PRETTY MAIDS, Janette takes a Bath, Sandra Shine plays with herself, Sara Jay's Boobs pop out

Hells yeah, it's the weekend! pick up some roofies, then pick up a few married ladies, and then make sure the trunk is good and empty:

See? they all look like they're enjoying it. Stop worrying and engage in some good old fashioned adultery

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)

A Nice Lady tries to break up a fight on the 6 Train:

Li'l Miss Can't-Mind-Her-Own-Business got knocked right the F--K out.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jessica Alba Forgotted Her Underwear (WWTDD)

Wait, what? Jesica Alba's Va-jay-jay was showing??? Where were we??? Oh that's right. NOT THERE. Dammit!


Whose just-got-out-of-jail braless boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh please Oh please make that Linda Lovelace Biopic so we can see your cooch. That's all the hint you get today. No soup for YOU!

Extreme Autofest 2010 San Diego - Bikini Contest Pictures (Sub5zero)

Jenny and Charmane are the Bestest of Friends (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jessica Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Faye and Erin are Awfully Friendly Awfully Fast (z0d)

Playboy's Elle Milano Can't Get oUt of Her Shirt and Shorts Fast Enough (Dailyniner)

Shannon James: Blonde, Bookish, Bangin’ (The Smoking Jacket)

Monumental Moments in Pranksmanship (The campus Socialite)

Who’s Dumber: Cops or Crooks? You Decide! (UPROXX)

Eyeborg Seeks Woman With Machine Gun Leg (GammaSquad)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)

Our personal friend and all-around prima donna Scott Weiland from STONE TEMPLE PILOTS fell off the stage...again:

Hahahahahahahaha. That's what we have to say about THAT. Come down off your cloud, rock star. You might just see the edge of the stage next time.

Are our eyes deceiving us? or is that AEROSMITH? Performing On Stage? and NOT beating the piss out of one another?

indeed it is. now go see AEROSMITH live before Tyler and Perry kill one another.

Hard Rock isn't too far away from... hard nips!

Having huge boobs must be like christmas every day, because Janette doesn't waste any time unwrapping those giant funbags and playing with them:

How's a girl supposed to get clean when she can't stop playing with her own boobs long enough to get clean? meh. Who cares?

Hungarian hotness Sandra Shine is playing with herself on top of some VERY heavy machinery:

Doesn't she know how to read safety manuals? For crying out loud, she's wearing a hard hat and no underwear!!! Someone call OSHA!!!

Enormously well-endowed MILF Sara Jay can't wait to get out of her sweater:

Once she's out of that cumbersome sweater This busty mommy makes a lucky boy even luckier. Lucky bastard... grrr.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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Vanilla Ice Does a Lame Stunt, New ARMORED SAINT video, LOUDNESS live in the Netherlands, Playboy's Felicia Taylor, Sandra Shine, Sochee Mala and Jordan Kingsley

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Grannies Fighting, Sandra Bullock Forgiving, Mystery Crotch Hiding, OZZY, IRON MAIDEN, HELLYEAH Rocking, GREAT WHITE singer Falling, Heather Summers, Cherry Jul stripping, Beshine Bouncing

Did you ever wonder what your mom was doing on those nights your dad was away on business trips?

Don't be a slave to morality... fornicate with a busty MILF as soon as you can. Adultery is for adults!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)

What's funnier than two old ladies fighting?

Nothing. Zip. Nada. Zero.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Sandra Bullock might just take Jesse James Back (WWTDD)

and because that story is way too gloomy for us, let's all look at Sandra Bullock's naked ass!


Who's trying to act like she hasn't shown off her poon before? (Drunken Stepfather)

C'mon, you know who it is... She's the OTHER chick who got famous with a sex tape...


Real Housewife Danielle Staub Gets Her Misshapen Breasts Fixed (Warming Glow)

aaand while you're at it Check out the slutty New Jersey Housewife in DANIELLE STAUB RAW - Online NOW!

Every Summer Needs a Summer Drink (The Campus Socialite)

PLAYBOY babe Keylee Parker struggle to stay in her pink panties (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

'Star Trek' Meets Ke$ha's 'Tik Tok' - It's Actually Not Bad (URLesque)

Win a Guitar Signed by Ozzy Osbourne (wait...WE want it!!) (HEAVY)

Markesa Yeager slips out of her see-through lace lingerie (Dailyniner)

9 Unintentionally Hilarous Movie Deaths (UPROXX)

Georgia Jones is the Sweetest Peach we have ever seen (z0d)

Cocktail Conversation: Why We Call it "Soccer" When They All Call it "Football" (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)

Our buddy our pal our Prince-of-Darkness friend OZZY OSBOURNE has a new album and it's out TODAY!

The Ozzman gave the nice folks at the House of Blues in Hollywood a little preview of Scream. Don't you wish you were there?

Speaking of old heavy metal farts, IRON MAIDEN has a new album 'Final Frontier':

and in case it wasn't painfully obvious from the above clip, IRON MAIDEN is on tour now - get your tickets now!

In their new video for "Hell Of A Time" HELLYEAH is having a Hillbilly Hoedown:

the band's new album Stampede comes out in July - Order it, Hillbilly.

Even though he's sitting on a stool, GREAT WHITE frontman Jack Russell still manages to fall down on stage:

the poor guy had back surgery which is making him a little weak... and we're still making fun. We're assholes.

From Rock...all the way to racks:

Busty Blond adult starlet Heather Summers is all dressed up in a slinky black dress:

...which, unfortunately... doesn't stay on her for very long...because when you have boobs like that, you gots to play with 'em.

TO celebrate the World Cup, Cherry Jul has painted up her cooter to look like France's soccer uniform:

As you could imagine her cooter doesn't stay painted and closed for long.

Here's an odd one for you... Busty German babe Beshine calls this 'Dancing':

You'll call it 'desperately trying to stay upright' check out Beshine's full-explict clip and decide for yourself.

aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Car Theft in Buenos Aires, Anna Paquin Wet T-shirt, Shauna Sand is Waxy, Rokken with Dokken at RibFest, God Gave Rock & Wigs to KISS, Those Damned Things Debut, Sandra Romain and Anne's Lovely Bodies

Do you know why God made FRIDAY?
So that you could unscrew you head, dump out the part of your brain that contains morality and hook up with as many women as possible... just make sure the husbands are out of arms reach.

We found out that more women are having affairs than men these days...See? You come here, and you learn stuff!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your breath, your bald spot, your attitude, you face...shall we continue?)

How do you steal a shitbox car in Buenos Aires?

With a little elbow grease and another shitbox, apparently.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Anna Paquin is Deceptively Attractive (WWTDD)

Then again, Anna Paquin does like taking her clothes off on camera, so how deceptive is it really?


Oooh! A Wax Statue of Shauna Sand! Wait, no. It's really her. (Drunken Stepfather)

Shauna stick to making sex videos PLEASE...and stay inside

Lauren Anderson Lifts Up Her Tiny Plaid Skirt (Freakshow Planet)

SPLICE: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

32 Poorly Translated Subtitles (URLesque)

Four Ways Science Will Kick Death's Ass (UPROXX)

Roxanna, why did you bother getting dressed? Your outfit is full of holes. (Dailyniner)

Drunk Driver Jumps Car Over Airport Toll Booth (Warming Glow)

Natalia Cruz Has A kick-ass body and even more kick-ass body art (z0d)

Badass Men of Manliness: Dennis Hopper (The Bachelor Guy)

How To Fight (Funnycrave)

30 Female Celebrities Grabbing Their Own Boobs (ManOfest)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to wear a rubber and knocked up some skank you met online)

You know, you're just not Rockin'...

Unless you're ROKKEN with DOKKEN...at Rib Fest! Um, yeah.

God Gave Rock and Roll to You, sir...:

and God also saw fit to Give a Really Swell Wig to Paul Stanley from KISS because 60 year old men don't have hair like that.

What's this? Members of ANTHRAX and FALL OUT BOY together? In the same place:

THE DAMNED THINGS debuted at the Knitting Factory in Brooklyn, NY the other day.

From hard rock to rock-hard abs...on girls...

This is Busty Blond Southern Belle Anne from FTV Girls and she LOVES working out:

She loves working out, pulling out her boobs, working out, playing with sex toys, working out, fornicating with her hand... See? We no lie.

from hard abs to hard butts

hot ass Romanian adult super-starlet Sandra Romain is oiling up her booty:

She must have a very ashy hiney... and you can see Sandra get that hiney ravaged at BIG WET ASSES 8 - on Demand.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Urinal Hand Washing, Kendra's Many Sex Tapes, Kate Beckinsale at the Doctor, SEVENDUST and HALFORD live, Shay Malone and Sandra DeMarco are sans-clothing

Oh hell yeah, it's FRIDAY!
Ramp up for the weekend, and hookup with that chubby co-worker who looks sexy in lingerie... The meaty girls do try harder, don't they?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like the smell you leave behind when you walk out of a room)

An American Rednek in the Netherlands attended Bevrijdingspop and went to wash his hands...


In a urinal. ooh, that's embarrassing.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra Has A Whole Lotta Sex Tapes (WWTDD)

Oh, this keeps getting better, and more obvious... you see, Kendra was a PLAYBOY model ...that means she's very used to being naked and a sex tape (or several) isn't a hard leap once you've done that.


Kate Beckinsale is at the Doctor (Drunken Stepfather)

and here's Kate Beckinsale getting felt up on camera...in the nude... because why else would we care?

How You Search for Boobs -- The Most Popular Searched Keywords (Asylum)

Patrice Hollis - the darker the berry, the sweeter the ... oh you get the idea. (Freakshow Planet)

Downplayed Downey, 7 Robert Downey Jr. movies you probably missed (Bullz-Eye)

Lisa Marie (not Presley) Peels off her Pink Lingerie (Dailyniner)

"Illegal" 'Machete' Trailer Hits the Web (MovieFone)

Mother’s Day Special: Hottest Movie Moms (The Campus Socialite)

Iron Man? Cap? Thor? How to Tell Which of The Avengers You Are (The Bachelor Guy)

Angelina's Forearm Tattoo totally takes away from her nudity (read: no it doesn't) (z0d)

The Top Ten Cool Ways To Die In Movies (Gunaxin)

Salma Hayek Is Major News (FunnyCrave)

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson joins 'Fast & Furious 5' (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there's no Nobel Prize for holding grudges...because you'd get it for sure!)

Our friends in SEVENDUST played their tribute to Lynn Strait during their stop off in Virginia:

the band's new album Cold Day Memory is on sale now!

Our Metal God pal and JUDAS PRIEST frontman ROB HALFORD is finally releasing his Live In Anaheim DVD:

the band's new album Cold Day Memory is on sale now!

From Heavy Metal we segue to Heavy Hooters...

Seductive, young Shay Malone from BumbleGirls is hanging by the pool in a thong:

Honestly, it's not really a thong... it's more like a napkin. Regardless, she loses it fast.

As-tastic Sandra DeMarco is EXTREMELY fond of her fanny:

Live In Anaheim goes on sale this August!

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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