Thursday Links: Drunk Guy vs. Flip-Flops, Runaway Saw Blade, Keifer's doing Dandy, Mystery Knockers, WINGER is still alive, Shyla Styles, Busty Ellen, and Katie Fey

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your attitude and your face. Please adjust both accordingly... with a chainsaw))

There were some really amazing bands at the Coachella festival this week..


...but the real fun was watching this drunkard struggle with his flip-flops.

Umm, pay no attention to that runaway saw blade racing through your front lawn...


...yeah, the one that just ripped a three foot hole in the side of your house...*whistles and walks away*

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Keifer Sutherland is doing GREAT! (WWTDD)


Gee, whose silicone-injected boobs could these be? (Drunken Stepfather)

umm, could they belong to a former PLAYBOY playmate who has had more work done than the Statue of Liberty?

Esteemed Character Actor Considers Suicide Over Latest Career 'Low' (Asylum)

Alexis Texas Has the nicest ass in ...Detroit? (Freakshow Planet)

Ten Kick Ass Gadgets Not Called the iPad (Bullz-Eye)

shyla Jennings Isn't Shy about Showing Off Her Boobies (Dailyniner)

Brian Posehn - This Guy Loves “Fart And Wiener Jokes” (COMEDY)

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU, The Game (HEAVY)

50 Green Apps That Make Every Day Earth Day (The Bachelor Guy)

*GASP!* Christine Veronica isn't wearing anything! (well, a shirt maybe) (z0d)

Cougar sighting: 19-year-old Kick-Ass star Aaron Johnson's fianceé/baby mama is 42 (FilmDrunk)

Top 10: Weirdest Political Parties (Apoliticus)

Bird Loves House Music (CollegeHumor)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get is the lingering stench on a toilet seat)

Shocking but true: the guys in WINGER are still alive, and people are still paying to see them live:

"Down Incognito" Live in Dudley, UK... they're touring behind their new disc Karma, which of course, we used in a FOUNDRY CAMS video.

From rock we move to racks...

when busty blond Shyla Styles from Big Wet Asses isn't doing humanitarian work, she likes to dance around in heels and cover her ass in baby oil:

and if you want to see the full hardcore clip, you can check out BIG WET ASSES - on Demand Now.

Move over large bosoms, we have LARGER bosoms to show you

How the hell does 18 year old Busty Ellen manage to haul around a 34G-sized chest:

Young, Tight, large-chested, and has a huge collection of lucky sex gadgets!

Moving to the high(er) brow, we take a peek at Jenya D (aka Katie Fey) who not only has excellent taste in transparent clothes...

and fortunately for you fellas...she has excellent taste in women as well.

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

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