Polish Police Pile-up, Durable Homeless man, Conan Moves to TBS, Mystery Nips, Lemmy and Slash, Rob Zombie at Golden Gods, MEGADETH mauls San Diego, Busty Faith, Nelli Roono

Bah. Harumph. It's Monday.
Mop up the bodily fluids and wake up the young lady you fell asleep with last night... she has class in about an hour.

Chances are you'll hook up with her again in a day or so...adultery is on the rise, you know.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(as is your breath, your hairline, and your attitude. Set yourself on fire, whydontcha?)

Meet the most durable homeless man in all of Brazil... He gets clobbered by a car, and keeps going...


he's kind of like a TIMEX watch... only less useful.

How many Polish police cruisers have to slide backwards down an icy hill to cause a mini-pile-up?


According to this clip... about two. Well done, fellas.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Conan is Moving to TBS (WWTDD)


Gee Whiz, whose nips could THESE be? (Drunken Stepfather)

Psst...we've all seen her silicone-injected arse getting ram-jammed before..

Top 10 Funny/Profound Basketball Quotes (The Hoop Doctors)

Destiny St Claire is your Destiny... if you're into naked nymphomaniacs (Freakshow Planet)

DATE NIGHT: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Busty Blond Babe Amber St. James Just has to be Naked (Dailyniner)

Worst Places to Be in a Zombie Invasion (The Campus Throne)

A Boston Red Sox Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

Win Backstage Passes To 30 Seconds To Mars (Heavy)

Testing the Mickey Rourke Hypothesis (UPROXX)

Hunter Bryce is Busting out of her Red Bra and Thong (z0d)

Shaq sings Rick James in a Wig (uh, right) (URLesque)

Simple Solutions to 13 Common Problems Frequent Fliers Face (Except snakes on a plane) (The Bachelor Guy)

5 Products for Men That Actually Work (Asylum)

The 50 Coolest Soaps In The World (SuperTremendous)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you forgot to clean the pool and change the kegs this weekend. Chop chop, errand boy!)

Our friends SLASH and Lemmy Kilmister from MOTÖRHEAD rocked the Golden Gods Awards:

They performed "Doctor Alibi" from Slash's new solo album - out now!

Speaking of the Golden Gods Awards, ROB ZOMBIE hit the stage with new drummer Joey Jordison from SLIPKNOT to do the WHITE ZOMBIE classic "More Human Than Human":

ROB ZOMBIE is on the road now - get those tickets while you still can!

Our buddy Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH pancakes San Deigo in a Patton tank in the band's latest video:

The semi-reunited MEGADETH is on tour now - get them tickets, droogies!

From heavy metal to heavy bosoms...

Beautiful Busty British Faith is scaled back substantially in this bath time clip:

She's not going prude on us though, thankfully Faith is still a dirty, dirty girl - in High Definition, of course.

Holy jaw-droppingly-huge boobs!

Enormously-large-breasted Polish Babe Nelli Roono is kind-of covered up in a long coat:

Buuuut not for long. There's only so many ways you can cover up KK-cup breasts.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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