Rob Zombie is Mad at Ozzy, Miranda Kerr is Pregnant, Tara Reid is Alive, Medal of Honor Teaser, LYNCH MOB live, Kayden Kross, September Carrino, Leigh Livingston

Oh, it's hump day. You know what that means, don't you? time to cozy up to that cute co-worker, and...

Well, you know. the Navajo Indians called it 'Hump Day' after the millions of natives that wouldn't stop having adulterous affairs mid-week. Serious. Look it up.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

ROB ZOMBIE is none too pleased with OZZY OSBOURNE for taking his musicians:

Fight! Fight! a n... Wait, no...that'll never work. If you want to see Zombie's former bandmates just Go See OZZY OSBOURNE live

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Miranda Kerr is Pregnant. (WWTDD)

*slow motion voice* "Noooooooooooo!"... We like THIS version of Miranda Kerr!!!


Tara Reid Is Still Alive (Drunken Stepfather)

Boooooo! Wait, no...take your shirt off! We like when she gets drunk and her titties fall out.
Buzz and Woody Badmouth Dreamworks (College Humor)

Jenna Presley just popped out of her pink and black bra... and it's just fine with us (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Melissa Melendez (Bullz-Eye)

Polanski Accused of Anal Rape For The 3rd Time? (FilmDrunk)

Audrey Bitoni is Giving Herself a Massive Frontal Wedgie (Dailyniner)

Comic-Con 2010: Slave Leia Cosplay Photo Essay (FilmDrunk)

Worlds Most Awkward Fist Fight (The Campus Socialite)

Lexi Lowe isn't really a Doctor; She just has a nifty Jacket. Don't take those pills she's giving you. (z0d)

Bored at Work? Here's Your Cure

'Sons of Anarchy' Season 3 Trailer (GammaSquad)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

The teaser for MEDAL OF HONOR will have millions of fanboys salivating:

Between the eye-popping graphics and the LINKIN PARK soundtrack, there's bound to be some saliva on the floor.

Guitarist GEORGE LYNCH and LYNCH MOB are out on tour supporting their latest album Smoke and Mirrors:

Somewhere in the back of the bar, DON DOKKEN is crying into a warm, stale beer... or not. Rumor has it Lynch is going to tour with DOKKEN again.

from Riffs to Racks, we now show you THIS...

Busty blond PENTHOUSE Pet Kayden Kross Kan't Keep Her hands out of her K...:

See What we did there? We used a lot of K's...even when we shouldn't.. Besides, you don't spell C**T with a K... you don't spell it with '**' in the middle either.

Pinup babe September Carrino Can't Keep Her Shirt on:

Well, she CAN... She just chooses not to.

Lovely Leigh Livingston is oiling up and rubbing down her Huge Hooters:

All for charity, of course. The Charity goes by the name of 'Big Wet Tits 7' (See? We no lie)

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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