Drawbridge vs Ship, Captain Non-America, Amazing Ass in Jeans, SHINEDOWN live in Jacksonville, KISS scares Don Rickles, Whitney Stevens is Oily, Alessandra is Nude

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)

Did you hear? The folks at the Schick Razor Company are getting into the bridge-making business:

Just look at the way this drawbridge shaves the top right off that container ship... *rimshot*.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Captain America Movie Won't be so American (WWTDD)


Who does this Ass-tastic ass in Jeans belong to? Eh? Can you guess? C'mon Guess! (Drunken Stepfather)

Let's see, what kind of hint can we give you here... oh, how's this: she died in the first ten minutes of Mission: Impossible 3... Oh, there we go. We wrecked it.

Scientists build artificial gut, allows self-sustaining robots to go to the bathroom (GammaSquad)

Jelena Jensen and Her Huge Torpedos get Tangled Up in Fishnets (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley (Bullz-Eye)

15 Things White People Must STOP Saying (FunnyCrave)

Jessi Capelli Is wearing a Tutu and platform Heels, which makes us think she's not REALLY a ballerina (Dailyniner)

Watch Your Back Jersey Shore… Here Comes K-Town (The Campus Socialte)

Casting Call: Live-Action Venture Bros (Dave and Thomas)

Ana Lavato must have forgotten to wear undies to work, because you can see right up her... oh, wait. We get it (z0d)

Obama's Martial Law Plans Revealed in Three-Year-Old Video From 'The Onion' (URLesque)

10 People to Avoid While Drinking (BroBible)

The 20 Greatest Moments In Mugshot Cleavage (Manofest)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)

Those old farts in KISS are on tour now (click for tickets, by the way) and they stopped by The Tonight Show with their fantastic wigs to scare the shit out of Don Rickles:

"How ya doin' Mister Rickles!!!".

When SYLVESTER STALLONE calls you up personally and asks YOU to write a song for his new testosterone-fest, you say "YES!":

That's exactly what happened to SHINEDOWN and that's exactly what they did.

From Big Rock to Big Boobies...

Adult starlet Whitney Stevens is a Jewish Girl from Panama with enormous boobs:

She's oiling up her boobs because they're about to get ravaged in Big Wet Tits #7 (on demand, fella).

This blond beauty is Alessandra has an amazing body but shitty taste in clothes:

Thank God she gets rid of that 1940's stripper outfit. lose the pasties and bend over, dammit.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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