Homeless Man Rolls around in Urine, AVENGED SEVENFOLD and SLAYER live, MUSHROOMHEAD's new Video, PAPA ROACH and FOUNDRY CAMS, Chrissy Marie and Natasha Marley topless

Let's kick off the week with a BANG, shall we? Round up some lonely housewives and call down to the Super 8 Motel:

Make sure they change the sheets first... you and the MILFs are going to do some damage. Adultery time = FUN time.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your general state of health, madam. Why not go on a diet or three before your heart explodes)

Who other than a homeless lunatic can get away with rolling around half-naked in his own urine?

Nobody, that's who. Homelessness RULES.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Why does Coco even bother wearing a Bikini? (Drunken Stepfather)

Especially...when Coco looks SO much better going totally topless

Cocktail War Contest (AskMen)

Nothing like hot models in bikinis bouncing around at the Women of Perfection 2010 (Sub5zero)

Jayden Cole is bare-assed on a tractor. Watch out for pointy things! (Freakshow Planet)

Movie Review: The Social Network (Bullz-Eye)

The Best Airline Safety Demonstration Ever (FunnyCrave)

Lana Lopez is one seriously spice (NAKED) meatball (z0d)

10 Awesomely Misleading Old-School Comic Book Ads (Maxim)

Tommie Jo is NOT a guy... repeat...NOT a guy (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your heart is constantly thumping like a jackrabbit, you monstrosity)

Our friends in AVENGED SEVENFOLD are out on the road NOW, and they're hanging a roadie from the rafters nightly:

That has GOT to be expensive, don't you think? Hard to find volunteers, too.

When the people of New Orleans aren't hanging out on their roof, they like to listen to the soothing sounds of SLAYER (click for tickets):

Nothing makes the cockles warm like a good old fashioned ditty like "Seasons In The Abyss"

Speaking of 'soothing' those nice boys in MUSHROOMHEAD have a new album and it's full of fun activities:

We like the one called "Beat the shit out of the guy with glasses".

Their new album is called Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children... makes us think of...us... *sob*


From heavy metal to holy MOLEY those are some big boobs!

Like so many of us busty brunette Chrissy Marie has to take off her cheerleader outfit before she diddles:

because, who DOESN'T? They always get in the way...pesky pom-poms

Leggy British blond Natasha Marley looks great in and OUT OF her lingerie:

Natasha was shipped off to boarding school at age 12, but got expelled. welcome to the wonderful world of nude modeling, Natasha!

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Time to Burn with Nina

Nina, who you have seen in numerous other FOUNDRY CAMS videos (albeit under different aliases) returns with this incendiary new video. We sent her one of our over-sized FoundryMusic T-shirts, and she promptly hacked it up into a smoking-hot ensemble.

Throw in some music from our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road and we have a firey new video.
Thanks to Jon for the editing once again.



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end

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Thanks once again to our pals in PAPA ROACH who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road for letting us have the song "Burn" for this clip:



Wouldn't you know it? You can also download a pile of PAPA ROACH online at iTunes:


Wouldn't you know it? PAPA ROACH is on tour now - Get those tickets, Chester

Also check out The Papa Roach Website for more information on the band...


OK, that's it? Got everything? Awesome. now beat it!

Chicken vs. F-35, AVENGERS Teaser, Amy Winehouse is Sexy and Fancy, WASP in Spain, The CULT in Holland, Veronique gets Felt up, Zuzana is Sunbathing Nude

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

The engineers at Lockheed Martin have discovered the most expensive and inefficient way to make Chicken Salad:

Firing raw chickens into the Canopy of an F-35. Mmmm...chicken.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

This 30-second teaser trailer for THE AVENGERS is going to make some geeks cream their pants, and some could give two shits:

It's not coming out until May 2012, so get some videos and catch up on your Avengers history... and hope the movie isn't mind-numbingly stupid.

Amy Winehouse is Sexy AND Fancy (WWTDD)


Whose occasionally-sexy rump is in Vogue UK? (Drunken Stepfather)

Hmm, do we give this one away? or do we drop hints like 'Twiggy' 'Cocaine habit' and 'A Rolling stone gathers no'... Hmm, that last one probably gave too much away.

Getting laid is just as easy as showering (The Campus Socialite)

Follow this guide to become the next Stephenie Meyer (UPROXX)

Alexis Ford has the Cadillac of Hineys (Freakshow Planet)

Bullz-Eye's 2010 Summer TCA Press Tour Blog (Bullz-Eye)

30 Animals Drinking Alcohol (Banned In Hollywood)

Shay Laren is going to throw out her back playing Tennis without a shirt like that (Dailyniner)

Martin Loofah King (Dave and Thomas)

Danielle and Maye are playing 'bad student / badder teacher' (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

WOW. Time is indeed a BITCH. Blackie Lawless from W.A.S.P. is looking more and more like a bullfrog with every passing year:

Despite his amphibian appearance, Blackie still holds it together live... or he's lip-syncing. Ah-Booo.

As long as we're honoring old farts, THE CULT has a new single on iTunes... and they broke it out LIVE in Holland:

Apparently Ian Astbury is tired of dressing up like Jim Morrison and playing with reeeeeeeally old farts.

aaaand from rock, we move to RACKS!

How is it that a busty Czech babe like Veronique/Dominno can get groped on a bus and NO ONE gets arrested or killed?

as if that's not enough, She winds up blowing the guy in the bathroom...and yes, we believe everything we read on the internet.

Zuzana Z. likes to sunbathe naked:

That is all. Zuzana. Sunbathing. Naked. Masturbating. Clickity-Click-Click-Boom.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Rapper hit by Ice Cream Truck, Montana Fishburne in a Music Video & Sex Tape, ROB ZOMBIE is still pissed at OZZY, IRON MAIDEN live in NYC, Sasha Grey and Veronika Zemanova get Naked

It's time for that mid-week fling, so clock out early and take a flirty co-worker to a local motel...

"Hump day" rolls off the tongue better than "Take a flirty co-worker to a local motel Day" and that's why the Greeks called it 'hump day' day in the first place. Yes, it was the Greeks. You think we just make this shit up?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

If you're dumb enough to dance backwards into traffic, then you probably deserve to get smacked by an ice cream truck:

Just like this brilliant 26 year-old rapper who sauntered his way into traffic singing his own songs.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Montana Fishburne's Sex Tape is getting Bumped up (WWTDD)

We say 'Thank you' to the nice folks at Vivid Entertainment for Bringing the Montana Fishburne Sex Tape to Market... Excellent work, folks!

Speaking of the lovely Montana Fishburne, she's about to win the Nobel Prize for 'Disappointing Daddy' with her cameo in Brian Pumper's new rap video:

This li'l ditty is affectionately called "Oh and It's Shaved". It's about umm... shaving?


guess who's all growed up and getting naked in the movies? (Drunken Stepfather)

You want a hint? Hmm... Run, Forrest! Ruuuun!... Dead giveaway? Damn.

The Ten Most Notorious Nerd Queens (Gunaxin)

Drunken Internet Distractions (College Humor)

Alexis Ford has the Cadillac of Hineys (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jaime Young (Bullz-Eye)

IHC imagines The Expendables in the decade it should have happened: The 1980s (I Heart Chaos)

Alisha King is wearing an old-school fedora...and that's it. (Dailyniner)

20 Great TV Ad Campaigns for 20 Great Beers (BroBible)

Alexis Texas shows her young blond friend all about southern hospitality (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

Someone is holding a grudge, aren't they? ROB ZOMBIE was being interviewed backstage at the Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival and ripped OZZY OSBOURNE...again:

Rob doesn't take too kindly to Ozzy taking his band members. second slam in a month, dammit.

...and when he's NOT pissed off ROB ZOMBIE makes happy music...well, depending on your definition of 'Happy':

Mo' Human 'den Human, mudderfuggers.

Holy crap. Who knew New York City had so many Headbangers? IRON MAIDEN is on tour now (click for them tix)...and they packed Madison Square Garden:

Manhattan Metalheads... Who knew?

From metal... we segue onto...MELONS!

Sultry skinny adult mega-starlet Sasha Grey can't get out of her skirt fast enough:

Sasha Grey is one of the few adult stars who can make THIS kind of smutty goodness and then go on to make mainstream films lke 'The Girlfriend Experience'

Busty Czech beauty Veronika Zemanova was born into poverty:

What better reason to use your fantastic female form to lift yourself out of the poorhouse.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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Rob Zombie is Mad at Ozzy, Miranda Kerr is Pregnant, Tara Reid is Alive, Medal of Honor Teaser, LYNCH MOB live, Kayden Kross, September Carrino, Leigh Livingston

Oh, it's hump day. You know what that means, don't you? time to cozy up to that cute co-worker, and...

Well, you know. the Navajo Indians called it 'Hump Day' after the millions of natives that wouldn't stop having adulterous affairs mid-week. Serious. Look it up.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

ROB ZOMBIE is none too pleased with OZZY OSBOURNE for taking his musicians:

Fight! Fight! a n... Wait, no...that'll never work. If you want to see Zombie's former bandmates just Go See OZZY OSBOURNE live

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Miranda Kerr is Pregnant. (WWTDD)

*slow motion voice* "Noooooooooooo!"... We like THIS version of Miranda Kerr!!!


Tara Reid Is Still Alive (Drunken Stepfather)

Boooooo! Wait, no...take your shirt off! We like when she gets drunk and her titties fall out.
Buzz and Woody Badmouth Dreamworks (College Humor)

Jenna Presley just popped out of her pink and black bra... and it's just fine with us (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Melissa Melendez (Bullz-Eye)

Polanski Accused of Anal Rape For The 3rd Time? (FilmDrunk)

Audrey Bitoni is Giving Herself a Massive Frontal Wedgie (Dailyniner)

Comic-Con 2010: Slave Leia Cosplay Photo Essay (FilmDrunk)

Worlds Most Awkward Fist Fight (The Campus Socialite)

Lexi Lowe isn't really a Doctor; She just has a nifty Jacket. Don't take those pills she's giving you. (z0d)

Bored at Work? Here's Your Cure

'Sons of Anarchy' Season 3 Trailer (GammaSquad)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

The teaser for MEDAL OF HONOR will have millions of fanboys salivating:

Between the eye-popping graphics and the LINKIN PARK soundtrack, there's bound to be some saliva on the floor.

Guitarist GEORGE LYNCH and LYNCH MOB are out on tour supporting their latest album Smoke and Mirrors:

Somewhere in the back of the bar, DON DOKKEN is crying into a warm, stale beer... or not. Rumor has it Lynch is going to tour with DOKKEN again.

from Riffs to Racks, we now show you THIS...

Busty blond PENTHOUSE Pet Kayden Kross Kan't Keep Her hands out of her K...:

See What we did there? We used a lot of K's...even when we shouldn't.. Besides, you don't spell C**T with a K... you don't spell it with '**' in the middle either.

Pinup babe September Carrino Can't Keep Her Shirt on:

Well, she CAN... She just chooses not to.

Lovely Leigh Livingston is oiling up and rubbing down her Huge Hooters:

All for charity, of course. The Charity goes by the name of 'Big Wet Tits 7' (See? We no lie)

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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Car Crashes into Cafe, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Angelina Jolie Kisses Fan, Amanda Seyfried Kisses Girls, KINGS OF LEON Cancels show, HEAVEN & HELL Tribute to DIO, MEGADETH in Montreal, Aaron Lewis Does SKID ROW, Sara Stone, Katarina Snow Are Busty

Happy Monday! if you woke up next to someone like this...

Then congratulations! your adulterous weekend is a privilege of being a grown-up, because after all... adultery is for adults.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

Sometimes you just need a coffe, and you can't wait in line:

Crashing your car into a sidewalk cafe and rolling up the counter should probably be a last-resort kind of thing.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and COVER MY FACE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of FRIDA and ALICIA:


RateMyWOW: FRIDA
RateMyWOW: ALICIA

Angelina Jolie Kissed Some Random Fan in Moscow (WWTDD)

This is important WHY??? because it gives us an excuse to look at a bunch of her nude/sex scenes on Mr Skin. Hey, at least we're honest.


Amanda Seyfried is wearing a really odd outfit (Drunken Stepfather)

...and of course we're commenting on this because we saw her sex scenes in 'CHLOE' over the weekend and now we can't get enough of Amanda Seyfried's boobs.
The Real Girls of Jersey Shore (The Smoking Jacket)

Paging Kayla Paige...Paging Kayla Paige... oh, there you are...naked in the garden (Freakshow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com Featured Model: Nikki (Bullz-Eye)

Your Guts Are Danny Trejo’s Rope, Puto! (FilmDrunk)

Lizz Taylor is Likely to be touching herself once she slips out of her pink panties (Dailyniner)

8 Famous Sea Monsters And Their Amazing Real Life Equivalents (UPROXX)

15 USA Network Swear Words (Dave and Thomas)

Ryana Daniels is the sweetest dark meat you'll ever see (z0d)

Basil Marceaux is Running for Governor Of Tennesee... God Help them (Dave and Thomas)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

A pack of pooing pigeons caused KINGS OF LEON to cancel their show in St Louis:

Meh, call 'em crybabies, but pigeons shitting in your mouth is a hell of a reason to end a concert.

After spending all day at the Heavy MTL Festival, MEGADETH rolled into a little club in Montreal and played for a few hundred wackos:

Dave Mustaine was (allegedly) drunk off his ass, but we weren't there to witness it, so we'll stick with "Allegedly".

The remaining members of HEAVEN & HELL performed their first and ONLY tribute to the late Ronnie James Dio:

They were joined by Glenn Hughes and Jorn Lande, who filled in on vocals.

...and in New Hampshire, Aaron Lewis from STAIND was channeling his inner Sebastian Bach:

The guys in STAIND will get to work on a new album later this year.

from big guitars, to bigger boobies...

The geekest pair of horn-rimmed glasses can't distact from Sara Stone's huge boobs:

25 years-old, and packing 36DD funbags.

Busty blond bombshell Katarina Snow juggles better than any circus clown:

Only she's not juggling bowling pins she's juggling her own...welll... you know.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.