Awkward affairs, Russian Subway Dancing, KILLZONE 3 Trailer, Kerry King and Dave Lombardo and Kerry King do SLAYER, NONPOINT does Michael Jackson, Yurizan Beltran, Alanah Rae and big wet jumblies

Why are these two people gazing affectionately at one another?

Because they're not married! *rimshot* seriously...hooking up with some strange would do you a world of good

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(oh the weather outside is frightful... it's too bad your jeans don't fit...)

This subway dancer would get SO much more attention if he simply turned...around.

Drugs am a bad thing...so is a mind.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(oh the weather outside is frightful... it's too bad your jeans don't fit...)

The new trailer for Killzone 3 will make you want to kick puppies. Or at least your neighbor.

..or at the very least it'll make you want to purchase Killzone 3.

Hey-O Sloppy Fake Tits! Who wants 'em! (Drunken Stepfather)

Chikita is one sexy Chickie, especially when she's without those pesky clothes (FreakShow Planet)

Social Studies: How Social Networking Changed the Way we Live (Bullz-Eye)

Ashley Brookes dun Broke her pants... oh shame. they must come off. (z0d)

Kimberly Kato...NO relation to Kato Kaelin. Thank God (Dailyniner)

Rachel Roxx has her hands in her pants. YAAAY! (How about We...)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry, not every meal consists of cake, blubber guts)

Kerry King. Dave Lombardo. Reign in Blood, Nuff Said/I>:

SLAYER = Awesome. That is all.

An unlikely pairing to say the least... NONPOINT paid homage to Michael Jackson :

Then again, it DID happen is Wisconsin...

...from bands... we segue to bikini babes...

Shapely brunette Tori Black is sauntering about in a tiny red bikini:

and we can't stop drooling. Can you? Keep watching the full scene at her official site

as long as we're gawking over shapely brunettes Laura Lee is hanging in the hot tub in her bikini which as you might imagine, doesn't stay on for long:

Less clothes on Laura Lee > more clothes on Laura Lee.

NOw kids, we move to the best part of today's update...Big Wet Boobs:

Sultry young adulut video semi-noob Yurizan Beltran is pouring oil over her huge rack:

and dats not all she be doing. Watch out for the full segment at BIG WET TITS 10.

Seasoned adult pro Alanah Rae is grasing up HER huge rack in a bikini. Must be an epidemic:

Again, that's not all that's going on.... Click that bad boy to check out the full monty on BIG WET TITS 9.


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Firecracker vs. Fish Tank, THOR video from Comic-Con, Tara Reid Drunken Party Pics, Dee Snider in Texas, Adler's Appetite LIVE, Old School Shauna Sand, Amy Reid is Oily

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

A group of college-age MENSA members drop a firecracker into a ten gallon fish tank:

What did they THINK was going to happen. The Goldfish are OK. The Fish Tank isn't.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Ladies and Gentlemen, dorks of all ages (like us)... let your geek flag fly... it's Exclusive THOR footage!

If you were lucky enough to see it at Comic-Con, then ... Good for you. If not, then Enjoy... and if you don't know THOR, you have catching up to do.

Adriana Lima is Not a Good Bikini Model (WWTDD)

'Scuse us, ma'am Enough with the 'Ugly Betty' crap and drop yer pants!


Tara Reid Drunken Party Pictures (Drunken Stepfather)

Just the way we like her shitface drunk and falling out of her shirt... those acting gigs are right around the corner!
Would You Eat Sushi Out of a Tube? The Sushi Popper is Now Available! (The Campus Socialite)

Final Thoughts On Comic-Con: It’s Like A 4-Day Double Rainbow Video (FilmDrunk)

Monika Vesela shouldn't play soccer naked. She's going to get hurt. Are we missing the point? Again? (Freakshow Planet)

Grub For Guys: Peanut Butter and Banana Burger (Bullz-Eye)

Adorable Kittens Cause Massive Property Damage, Bodily Injury (UPROXX)

Ashley Nicole Arthur shouldn't play basketball naked. The other team might get distracted, you know? (Dailyniner)

The 10 Most Dangerous MMA Fighters (InfoGraphic) (The Cage Doctors)

The 100 Hottest Women from New Jersey (BroBible)

Cassie Kellar is one Student whose Body We'd like to Study (z0d)

Facebook Sex Interactive Adventure (FunnyCrave)

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell (Dave and Thomas)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

Dee Snider from TWISTED SISTER jumped on stage with GRADY at the Republic of Texas Biker Rally:

"We're Not Gonna Take it"? What, the rising cost of Icy Hot? See, that's an old person joke. Albeit a bad one.

Former GUNS N' ROSES drummer Steven Adler and ADLER's APPETITE rolled out their new song "Alive" in Santa Ana:

Because he's such a nice fella, he's giving away the song with every purchase of his new book... for a limited time, of course.

From Classic Rock to Classic Racks...

Holy Jamoley! Shauna Sand, who you kmight know from a li'l sex tape... was once a PLAYBOY Playmate of the Month:

This clip was from a 1997 Playboy Video Centerfold video. WOW. 13 years and a lot of plastic surgery makes all the difference.

Remember German adult starlet Amy Reid? She's wetting up her boobs again:

She's doing it all in the name of her profession of course. you can see the full scene in Big Wet Tits 3 - On Demand Now (see? we no lie).

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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Rob Zombie is Mad at Ozzy, Miranda Kerr is Pregnant, Tara Reid is Alive, Medal of Honor Teaser, LYNCH MOB live, Kayden Kross, September Carrino, Leigh Livingston

Oh, it's hump day. You know what that means, don't you? time to cozy up to that cute co-worker, and...

Well, you know. the Navajo Indians called it 'Hump Day' after the millions of natives that wouldn't stop having adulterous affairs mid-week. Serious. Look it up.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

ROB ZOMBIE is none too pleased with OZZY OSBOURNE for taking his musicians:

Fight! Fight! a n... Wait, no...that'll never work. If you want to see Zombie's former bandmates just Go See OZZY OSBOURNE live

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Miranda Kerr is Pregnant. (WWTDD)

*slow motion voice* "Noooooooooooo!"... We like THIS version of Miranda Kerr!!!


Tara Reid Is Still Alive (Drunken Stepfather)

Boooooo! Wait, no...take your shirt off! We like when she gets drunk and her titties fall out.
Buzz and Woody Badmouth Dreamworks (College Humor)

Jenna Presley just popped out of her pink and black bra... and it's just fine with us (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Melissa Melendez (Bullz-Eye)

Polanski Accused of Anal Rape For The 3rd Time? (FilmDrunk)

Audrey Bitoni is Giving Herself a Massive Frontal Wedgie (Dailyniner)

Comic-Con 2010: Slave Leia Cosplay Photo Essay (FilmDrunk)

Worlds Most Awkward Fist Fight (The Campus Socialite)

Lexi Lowe isn't really a Doctor; She just has a nifty Jacket. Don't take those pills she's giving you. (z0d)

Bored at Work? Here's Your Cure

'Sons of Anarchy' Season 3 Trailer (GammaSquad)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

The teaser for MEDAL OF HONOR will have millions of fanboys salivating:

Between the eye-popping graphics and the LINKIN PARK soundtrack, there's bound to be some saliva on the floor.

Guitarist GEORGE LYNCH and LYNCH MOB are out on tour supporting their latest album Smoke and Mirrors:

Somewhere in the back of the bar, DON DOKKEN is crying into a warm, stale beer... or not. Rumor has it Lynch is going to tour with DOKKEN again.

from Riffs to Racks, we now show you THIS...

Busty blond PENTHOUSE Pet Kayden Kross Kan't Keep Her hands out of her K...:

See What we did there? We used a lot of K's...even when we shouldn't.. Besides, you don't spell C**T with a K... you don't spell it with '**' in the middle either.

Pinup babe September Carrino Can't Keep Her Shirt on:

Well, she CAN... She just chooses not to.

Lovely Leigh Livingston is oiling up and rubbing down her Huge Hooters:

All for charity, of course. The Charity goes by the name of 'Big Wet Tits 7' (See? We no lie)

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Gary Coleman Died, Luckiest Ukrainian Woman, Kendra's video is all over the Interwebs, Stone Temple Pilots on Kimmel, Jeff Scott Soto Honors DIO, Lisa Ann, Stacy DaSilva, and Tolpess Tennis with Shannon

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Kendra Exposed Released Today, Drunk Fat Girl, Drunk Russian Guy, Richie Kotzen in Philly, Y&T does DIO, Kirra Lynne's Booty, Natalie Sparks Loves Lotion

Today is the day, boys and girls...

Kendra Exposed: The Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape is being released today...a week early...because a nation of total filthbags (us included) couldn't wait.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your shitty sense of entitlement)

This chubby girl rolling around in the mud at Ohio's 7Fest could be the least flattering clip we have seen all day:


Insert pig-in-mud reference HERE.

Speaking of drunks, check out this Russian guy who tumbles down a subway escalator:


Thank GOD the light fixture to the face broke his fall.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lindsay is CURED! (WWTDD)

THANK GOD! because the sooner she can get back to making low-budget skin flicks, the better! Amiright? Amiright?

Whose big old lady boobs are these??? (Drunken Stepfather)

We'd love to point you to some titty pics of her but apparently she's WAY too uptight to let those funbags fly...and she doesn't take it in the butt...allegedly.

Johnny B. Goode: Back to the Future 1 & 2 Simultaneous (Dave and Thomas)

Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely looks Regal in this Black-and-White Photo Shoot (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Emily (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones is the Sweetest Peach we've seen all Day (Dailyniner)

Worst National Anthem Performances (Gunaxin)

It's Always Sunny in Philly goes into syndication Mon. Here's their new "The Drunks Are On Us" clip (TheBachelorGuy)

Riley Evans Really Likes Getting Naked (z0d)

Top 20 WTF Movie Moments (The Campus Socialite)

A Practical Guide to Watching Porn With Your Girlfriend (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to skim the pool and change the kegs in a timely fashion. Maybe next time you won't have to sleep in the garage)

You may know RICHIE KOTZEN (click for discography) from his time in POISON and MR BIG:

He rarely does shows in the U.S., and this is him in Philadelphia - at the North Star Bar.

Los Angeles rock vets Y&T paid homage to Ronnie James Dio with their version of "Rainbow In The Dark":

Y&T, boy... um, we got nothing.

From great guitars to great asses...

Hiney-rific Kirra Lynne is oiling down her booty:

if you're dying to see what else happened to her hiney watch BIG WET ASSES #14 - On Demand Now!

Nicely-shaped Natalie Sparks Loves Lotion:

That's not ALL she loves. Natalie Loves all kinds of Dirty Things.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

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