Women like this don't go to the beach unaccompanied unless they want some company, ya know? Reserve the motel room and stock up on booze NOW.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)
Just like this genius in Ohio, who is a private security guard... with one hell of a short fuse, evidently.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Angelina Jolie is at Comic-Con in a tight leather outfit promoting 'SALT' (WWTDD)
and WHY is this a big deal? because after we saw how hot she is WITH clothes on, we spent an hour looking at her nude movie scenes on Mr Skin. That's WHY.
Paris Hilton is taking her clothes off ...Again (Drunken Stepfather)
Can you believe the only reason we know who this chick is because of a night-vision homemade sex tape? yes. We can, actually.
Comic Con Video: David Hasselhoff's Party Bus (FilmDrunk)
Wherever Danni Kalifornia moves, we shall follow... *drool* (Freakshow Planet)
SALT: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)
18 Mad Men Inspired Design Ideas (DesignCrave)
Hillary Scott used to be blond, now she's a brunette, but her boobs are still huge and she's still really naked (Dailyniner)
Want your 15 mins of fame? Join the Life in a Day Movement (The Campus Socialte)
My code word for taking the dog on a walk… (Dave and Thomas)
Madison and Prinzzess are Blond, Bisexual, Busty, and.... wait, what were we saying? (z0d)
8 toys and activities of your childhood that you can still enjoy as an adult (Guyism)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)
Enjoy an angst-filled video and download some TRAPT, madam.
Digitally de-aged Jeff Bridges will make your inner-geek sing.
Now, even though the filmmakers have said SAW 3D will be the FINAL movie in the franchise, we're willing to bet you it isn't... and the Goddamn thing keeps going...and going...and going.
From TRAPT and Trailers, we transition to... tremendous tits!
yes, that's "HH" as in Holy Hell! Those Hooters are HUGE! (well, now that would be 'HHHH', wouldn't it?).
It's the kind of ass you'd be willing to eat ice cream out of just like this lucky boy. Ice cream, indeed.
Her bra must be really itchy, because she takes that thing off like it's on fire. and no one wants Hayley to burn her boobes. Here, let us help you with that, Hayley.
Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
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