Firecracker vs. Fish Tank, THOR video from Comic-Con, Tara Reid Drunken Party Pics, Dee Snider in Texas, Adler's Appetite LIVE, Old School Shauna Sand, Amy Reid is Oily

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

A group of college-age MENSA members drop a firecracker into a ten gallon fish tank:

What did they THINK was going to happen. The Goldfish are OK. The Fish Tank isn't.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Ladies and Gentlemen, dorks of all ages (like us)... let your geek flag fly... it's Exclusive THOR footage!

If you were lucky enough to see it at Comic-Con, then ... Good for you. If not, then Enjoy... and if you don't know THOR, you have catching up to do.

Adriana Lima is Not a Good Bikini Model (WWTDD)

'Scuse us, ma'am Enough with the 'Ugly Betty' crap and drop yer pants!


Tara Reid Drunken Party Pictures (Drunken Stepfather)

Just the way we like her shitface drunk and falling out of her shirt... those acting gigs are right around the corner!
Would You Eat Sushi Out of a Tube? The Sushi Popper is Now Available! (The Campus Socialite)

Final Thoughts On Comic-Con: It’s Like A 4-Day Double Rainbow Video (FilmDrunk)

Monika Vesela shouldn't play soccer naked. She's going to get hurt. Are we missing the point? Again? (Freakshow Planet)

Grub For Guys: Peanut Butter and Banana Burger (Bullz-Eye)

Adorable Kittens Cause Massive Property Damage, Bodily Injury (UPROXX)

Ashley Nicole Arthur shouldn't play basketball naked. The other team might get distracted, you know? (Dailyniner)

The 10 Most Dangerous MMA Fighters (InfoGraphic) (The Cage Doctors)

The 100 Hottest Women from New Jersey (BroBible)

Cassie Kellar is one Student whose Body We'd like to Study (z0d)

Facebook Sex Interactive Adventure (FunnyCrave)

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell (Dave and Thomas)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

Dee Snider from TWISTED SISTER jumped on stage with GRADY at the Republic of Texas Biker Rally:

"We're Not Gonna Take it"? What, the rising cost of Icy Hot? See, that's an old person joke. Albeit a bad one.

Former GUNS N' ROSES drummer Steven Adler and ADLER's APPETITE rolled out their new song "Alive" in Santa Ana:

Because he's such a nice fella, he's giving away the song with every purchase of his new book... for a limited time, of course.

From Classic Rock to Classic Racks...

Holy Jamoley! Shauna Sand, who you kmight know from a li'l sex tape... was once a PLAYBOY Playmate of the Month:

This clip was from a 1997 Playboy Video Centerfold video. WOW. 13 years and a lot of plastic surgery makes all the difference.

Remember German adult starlet Amy Reid? She's wetting up her boobs again:

She's doing it all in the name of her profession of course. you can see the full scene in Big Wet Tits 3 - On Demand Now (see? we no lie).

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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