Man Ruins Car Hood, PRIEST Trailer, Scarlett Johansson posing for MANGO, EXODUS and the Toxic Waltz, LYNCH MOB does DOKKEN, Mary Carey, Angie Savage, and Jenni Lee all do Naked

It's one of a handful of warm days, so why not head to the beach and pick up a sexy, lost, lonesome, MILF, bring her back to your place, and make her some iced tea:

and by 'Make her some iced tea' we mean get her liquored up and toss her around a motel room for a while. Her kids will find their way home... hopefully. Worry about YOU.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)

A man steps off a city bus with his head firmly planted up his ass...

...and ruins the paint job on a fancy sports car convertible. Nice going, mister.

Does Paul Bettany LOVE playing angst-ridden religious characters? (Davinci Code, Legion)

Here comes another one in PRIEST.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Scarlett Johansson posing for MANGO (Drunken Stepfather)

But what you really want to see is... Scarlett Johansson's Boobs and Butt Shaking around on film... Damn you, Ryan Reynolds!

Best Birthday Cake EVER (Dave and Thomas)

Amber Jay has a badass back tattoo, but you can't see it until she pops lifts up her lingerie (Freakshow Planet)

The Office: Season 6 - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Blake Rose really likes being naked and playing with her pink taco (z0d)

10 Steps To Dominating The Marriage Killer Known As Fantasy Football (UPROXX)

Ash Hollywood Fellates the luckiest banana EVER (Dailyniner)

House Guests: What Would George Clooney Do? (Ask Men)

Teri Hatcher's Swimsuit Snapshots (Too Fab)

2010 SpoCom Hawaii - Booth Babes, Promo Models, Go-Go Dancers & Girls Galore (Sub5Zero)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)

The next time you're at a wedding, ask Grandma if she wants to do the 'Toxic Waltz':

Then throw on the EXODUS song. She'll shit her adult diapers.

OK, so George Lynch, who used to be in DOKKEN, and is now touring clubs with LYNCH MOB is playing DOKKEN covers:

It's the whole "playing clubs" thing we can't get over. Maybe it's time to take up bricklaying.

Saaay, who's that hanging outside the welfare office? Oh wait, that's not the welfare office. It's the free clinic.

Our favorite ditzy blond Mary Carey gets all horny when she rides her porch swing:

So of COURSE she has to pull out the biggest rubber dildo she can find. Why judge? We do the same thing.

Speaking of ditzy blondes, busty blond Angie Savage has a sequined skin-tight dress on (definition of 'class', incidentally):

She pulls that sucker out and cozies up to a very lonely vibrator. YES, vibrators get lonely. Sheesh. Where have YOU been?

From blondes to brunettes, we shift over to Nashville native Jenni Lee, who looks amazing in fishnets and heels:

However, she looks even MORE amazing OUT of them. Nude southern chicks RULE. That's in the Bible somewhere.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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