Paul Stanley's Ears, Gene Simmons as a Lawyer, New Music from KORN, New trailers for COWBOYS & ALIENS, RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES, Madison Ivy & Hayden Winters

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Very flexible MILF, Bret Michaels and Nikki Sixx in another lame interview, Infamous Chris Holmes interview, Gene and Paul being lame, Brandy Talore, Dors Feline and their boobs

We knew your mom was flexible, but WOW:

She should really post more photos like this on Facebook if she's looking for a male friend... Lord only knows thoe gardening photos are boring as Hell.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your voice. Forget about that career in movie trailers)

Dean Richards of Chicago's WGN-9 conducted another milquetoasty interview with Bret Michaels and Nikki Sixx about their upcoming POISON and MOTLEY CRUE tour:

They try valiantly to seem interested, but we'd be stunned if old Dean-O even knows who Bret and Nikki are

Eh, he does have a new album and tour coming, so he might as well promote as much as possible, right? right? right? Eeeecchh. CLICK IT

Click it, fool!
Click that one too!

Like I said, click it, fool!
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your speaking voice, which sounds like a cross between needy adolescent and whiny five year-old. We can't decide)

Anyone remember The Decline of Western Civilization: Part II - The Metal Years?

This is the magical interview with a very inebriated Chris Holmes from W.A.S.P. as he downs a few gallons of vodka...in front of his mom

Click that. It's a MUST-SEE.

Vanessa Hudgens is incdredibly uninteresting

And who is she, again? Quick, someone throw hot sauce on her! (Drunken Stepfather)

Valerie and Belle can barely keep their bikinis on... and it's not because they're too tight (FreakShow Planet)

10 Books Every Guy Should Read (Joe Unleashed)

Danielle Trixie is wearing leggings...but their see-through, so why bother, right? (z0d)

Jayden Cole gets awfully friendly with her...umm, friend...and by 'friendly' we mean 'NEKKID' (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

I'm actually very sorry to have to subject you to this, but you should be exposed to it at some point:

This is Gene Simmons in 1984 in Detroit, trying to do a bass solo...ooofah loofah.

You MUST see this entire video. and by MUST, I mean your life may depend on it.

From the same video, we have a shot of Paul Stanley doing his best (read: not so great) impression of Edward Van Halen:

Uh, Paul, it's not so-so. It's pretty bad.
Now, we move on to a bunch of guys (some former and current KISS and MOTLEY CRUE members in the ERIC SINGER PROJECT or E.S.P for short:

They're doing "Domino" from the KISS REVENGE album.

I said click, click, click-a-click-click.



Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


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Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.



Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

What does Brandy Talore have in with an airplane cushion?

They both smell like stale peanut farts and can be used as flotation devices.

For those of you who like your gals on the slightly larger (and more gothic) side, here's DORS FELINE

That poor red shirt didn't stand a chance if you know what we mean..eh? eh? Nudge nudge!

...and that, friends... is the way to make orange juice out of nitro glyceryn.

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MILF looking for a friend, Drunkard gets Racial (kind of), Drifing and Crashing in Russia, Ass in Leggings, Red Band PAUL trailer, SOILWORK's new video, CINDERELLA in Sweden, Brianna Frost

Your mom is taking provocative photos of herself...again. Can't say we don't mind.

You see, your mom's been on the market for a while...looking for a 'friend with benefits'...and we don't mean health insurance.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your face. Stop breaking mirrors, assface)

Stand back, folks... this drunkard is about to get all racial!

If only he could REMEMBER what 'racial' means. Last time we checked, the word 'Kerosene' didn't fall under the guidelines of racist terminology.

Thank GOD for dashboard-mounted cameras...

Honestly, how else would we get to see horrific highway accidents up close and personal -- like this one in Russia.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your contribution to society, waste of space)


Ass in Leggings! Ass in Leggings! Ass in Leggings! Yeah. So? (Drunken Stepfather)

OK, how do we give away a hint for this one? blah blah blabbity blah... CHLOE...blabbity blah blah blah


Nessa Is Nice and Naked and Showing off her Naughty Bits (FreakShow Planet)

Car Review: 2011 Nissan Xterra (Bullz-Eye)

What kind of a name is XLCR MOON, anyway? We have no clue and we can't pronounce it (z0d)

Brigitte Anne is blonde, beautiful and showing off her Boobies. BRAVO. (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only friend you have is that bottle of Jack you cozy up to every night.)

Swedish power metal group SOILWORK is getting all mellow in their old age:

... oh wait, we were thinking of Johnny Mathis. Common mistake. SOILWORK still sounds like a fist to the face... several times.

If Tom Keifer from CINDERELLA wants to sing any higher, he's going to have to put his nuts in a vise:

We thought it was 'vice'... then we realized that he can't really put his nuts into cigarettes or alcohol... get it? Vice? Eh, we finally do.

...and we finally broke down and watched the Red Band Trailer for the movie PAUL:

NOW we understand why it's supposed to be so funny. Any movie that references "Alien Balls" this much has GOT to be funny.

From Bands and Big Ass Movies, we move along to... ok, we get it... BOOTY! *blows party horn*

What is Caroline Pierce doing in a movie called BIG WET ASSES?

Here's a hint, Chester. She's not baking banana bread.

The lovely and talented Brianna Frost, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos is lotioning up her chest:

She must have very ashy skin, because why else would a gal rub so much lotion on herself?? Oh. Ah. Wait a moment. We get it now.

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is how we say "Beat it, monkeybrain"

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Fat Man Crying, Simpsons Adult Satire Trailer, OZZY's Lipton commercial, Muppet Upskirt? Billy Gibbons and NUNO in a PUSHKING video, Priya Anjali Rai and Katie Kox Oiling Up

*Drumroll* ... This man has to wear shoes on his shoulders? Oh. Umm... Wait.

He's one of those fellas who has a crush on a co-worker and acts on it...and never gets caught.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Baby it's cold outside...but you don't have to worry because you weigh 300 lbs)

This is the best video of a fat man crying you'll ever see...

His name is Paul Mason and he's the fattest man in Britain. He's not happy about his benefits being cut.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your general state of health IS...)

Because we really needed this to happen, apparently... It's the XXX Satire of The Simpsons courtesy of our friends at Hustler:

Boy oh boy that's A LOT of yellow body paint.

See? We no lie. Clicky Click Click


Whose dress is flying up in a Muppet Movie?? (Drunken Stepfather)

We never would have guessed...and you probably won't either...but DAMN she's got a smokin' bod

Ashley Brookes is barely wearing a shirt and jeans (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye attends the 2011 North American International Auto Show (Bullz-Eye)

Samantha Saint is wearing high heels...and that's it (Dailyniner)

Roxy Carter is playing soccer... wait, no she's not (How about We...)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't eat frosting for every meal, tubb-o)

oh give the man a break... OZZY OSBOURNE is hawking Iced Tea:

he's paid his dues. Let the old fart Prince of Darkness make a few bucks.

Billy Gibbons from ZZ TOP and Nuno from EXTREME showed up in this video from Russia's PUSHKING:

Smile, Billy...Smile.

From fully-clothed bands to partially-clothed adult starlets...

What do you do when you're a stunning 33-year-old Indian MILF like Priya Anjali Rai?

Well, You feel yourself up outside with a bottle of oil. Duh.

Continuing on with the oily-boobies motif...

25 year-old Las Vegas native Katie Kox has 36E-sized boobs. And that's all we have on that.

Oh wait...also, she likes to get them slathered up with baby oil. Now THAT's research!



...and that, as they say, is that. Now go enjoy the day and try not to offend anyone with your horrendous stench...

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Wheelchair dancing, Biker Crash Caught on Video, Mystery Ass, bloated shirtless GREAT WHITE singer, Dave Mustaine plays Guitar Hero, New FOUNDRY CAMS video, Lia19 Skinny Dipping, Jasmine Black and Rye get very friendly

If there's one rule you should abide by, it's this: never kick a girl out of bed for eating corn chips:

Change the sheets, get a vacuum, whatever no need to ruin an evening of fun because a hottie got hungry. Adultery is for adults. Adults get hungry, dammit.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as awful as the situation you're stuck in, buddy boy)

Birth defects? Wheelchair Confined? NOT funny...

Flapping her arms non-stop while screaming 'Awaken it'? VERY FUNNY.

What's the great thing about Mounting a Camera on the front of your Motorcycle?

You get to capture the very moment you break every bone in your body. Like this schmuck.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Someone has a shelf-shaped ass...who could it be??? (Drunken Stepfather)

It's the kind of butt that may have been violated by Ray J on video... too much? Gave it away again? Shit!

Paris Hilton Can Fit LOTS of Drugs Where The Sun Don't Shine (New York Pudding)

Carmen Kees is the Bees Knees! (Freakshow Planet)

Music video directors who made the jump to the big screen (Bullz-Eye)

Domino's boobs are popping out of her leather jacket (z0d)

The 20 Worst T-Shirts (HEAVY)

Dylan Ryder wants you to ride her... get it? Ride her? Hehe (Dailyniner)

How To Explain To Your Kid You're Going To A Strip Club (The Noob Dad)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you now take orders from a kid younger than you. Bwahaha-haha)

So, you're in GREAT WHITE, and your singer is recovering from bowel surgery. What do you do!

You get a shirtless, bloated, singer like Paul Shortino to fill in... and THAT is Rock and Roll.

How difficult is it to play your OWN song on Guitar Hero?

If you're Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH... VERY, apparently.

From Rock to Racks...per usual....

What did the Busty Romanian girl say to the big-boobed Hungarian Hottie?

If you're Jamine Black and Rye.... nothing. They just made out for a while.

the lovely Lia 19 is lounging by the pool in a bikini:

but not for long, madam... she's out of that swimsuit and skinny dipping in no time. That's one of the perks of living in Arizona with a fenced-in pool.

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

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