Wacky Woman Witness, New 'BURIED' trailer, Axl storms off stage AGAIN, Awesome Acoustic Metallica, Sara Stone & Kelly Madison Topless, Angie Savage has her fingers in her mouth

It's the end of the week, and the start of a long-as-hell weekend (for some) so spend it with an experienced older woman you barely know messing up a hotel room... and we don't mean dropping candy on the floor, either

Silly boy, adultery is for adults. Stealing your parents' smut is for kids. Yeah, we're a wonderful influence

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as horrible as the situation you're about to find yourself in, drunkard. Vaya con Dios!)

A Gas station convenience store in Kansas City was almost robbed the other day:

...but the most interesting part of the story was this whacked-out lady who told her story to KMBC Channel 9.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Because it's our God-given right, we're going to plug this one more time It's the first original animation from the fine folks at gear-logo central...FOUNDRYTOONS... or FMTOONS for short

Meet Fuzz Buttrock and Hooks the Gorilla in Episode 1: Kitty Littered!

You can also watch it on YouTube


and because we're just SO...GODDAMN...TALENTED, let's give it up one more time for RETOOLED!

Thanks to our production genius buddy Rich DeCicco and guitar virtuoso Rob Balducci, We present to you RETOOLED - totally revamped versions of those classic FOUNDRY songs.


See? We even updated the cover art... now click it!


Whose fantastic ass could this be in some movie we've never heard of? (Drunken Stepfather)

We promise we won't ruin it by saying something like "Good luck Chuck" or "Fantastic 4"... oh no. We wrecked it again

Ten TV Shows You Never Knew Existed (Gunaxin)

Diana Dagota. Sounds Exotic. Looks Erotic. We're Psychotic. (Freakshow Planet)

Fall Movie Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Simona is all about cleanliness. Here she is, taking a shower. outside. with people watching (z0d)

Brandon Jennings Goes All Ga-Ga [Video] (The Hoop Doctors)

Oh Jessica Marie, Why Won't you look at me. Oh that's right. You're hot. (Dailyniner)

The Man Who Licked Princess Leia: An Interview With Jabba the Hutt Puppeteer Toby Philpott (inside Movies)

Facebook Founder Whines About His Privacy, Poor Baby (Gamma Squad)

When Stallone Met Twitter - Part 2 (Film Drunk)

Hilarious STFU Jesus Motivational Comics (Fork Party)

Ten Import Models to Look Out for at Car Shows This Year (Sub5Zero)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're about to wreck the ONE semi-solid relationship you still have in your life)

Hey Look! Axl Rose and GUNS N' ROSES walked out on stage late...AGAIN. Fans threw bottes...AGAIN...

Aaaand Axl had a fit and stormed off stage...AGAIN.

This husky fella is Russian guitarist Igor Presnyakov:

He's playing the most baddest-ass version of METALLICA's "Fade To Black" you'll ever hear.

From friggin' amazing guitar players to fokkered up film trailers

Here's the new trailer for the Ryan Reynolds claustrophobia-fest BURIED:

If you're not fond of tight spaces, this movie should have you hyperventilating in NO time.

Don't you go anywhere, madam! We have BOOBIES to show you!

Breastacular Kelly Madison and Sara Stone do their civic duty and haul out their huge boobs:

You can watch the full scene in the epic film Big Natural Titties 5 - on DVD, of course.

Young, impressionable busty blond Angie Savage is home, all alone, jamming her fingers down her throat:

Goodness golly, we hope she's not bulimic. Oh wait. She's not. We're completely missing the point.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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