Worst Guitar Solo, Close Call Car Crash, Snooki Does Rolling Stone, WHITESNAKE unplugged, MOTLEY CRUE summer tour, VINCE NEIL's Mistake, American Idol does Judas Priest, Angie Savage does Zebra

Seriously trying to find something wiseass to say here, and coming up very very blank:

Face it. Your mom and her friends are smoking hot and as long as she posting photos like these... we'll forever be struggling with what to say.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like this year's Academy Awards. What a snooze-fest. Oof)

All the guitar lessons in the world aren't going to help this dude:

Give it up, shmuck. You're not going to get any better.

Officer! We're going to need a fresh diaper and a clean pair of slacks for this man!

Ten more feet, and that guy was going to be buried in two boxes.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike this year's Oscars... yes, we're going to beat that into the ground)


Why is the seriously un-bangable SNOOKI on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine? (Drunken Stepfather)

Is ROLLING STONE doing this deliberately to piss off readers, or is it honor-a-troll month and nobody told us? Magazine sales must be sliding.


Charlie Sheen on Living with Goddesses: 7 Relationship Tips (How About We)

Vanessa Lake is wrapped in Latex on a Summer Day. No wonder she's taking her clothes off (FreakShow Planet)

A Chat with Topher Grace (Bullz Eye)

Conny is kinda cute...and that's kind of an understatement of the year (z0d)

Jana and Georgia are all kinds of friendly and naked, and that's just the way we likes 'em (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you stayed up to watch this year's Academy Awards... getting tired of that line yet?)

Has David Coverdale ever NOT looked like an old woman? We say 'uhh, no'

Keep in mind this show was in Tokyo in 1997... and it's all downhill from here, kids.

Speaking of old ladies, who's the old woman sitting between Tommy and Nikki from MOTLEY CRUE?

Oh. Oh, wait a minute. That's David Johansen. Nice wig.

In a candid, sit-down interview with... his girlfriend... VINCE NEIL said that his latest DUI arrest and stint in jail was a 'mistake'.

He also revealed that the sky is blue and water is wet. Glug-Glug, Vrooom, Vince.

Anyone else see the little gay kid doing the JUDAS PRIEST song on American Idol>

OK, OK... we have no idea if that's true. He may be a gay MAN. Oh...zing... swee what we did there?

Oh let's just get to the boobs... So glad you agree:

How many zebras had to die to make Angie Savage's Bikini?

Umm, none. It's a fucking bikini. It's cloth. Chill out.

When you have boobs as big as Leanne Crow, you just have to play with 'em

Well you don't HAVE to... but it's really fun when you can.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way you don't pay attention to the Academy Awards... Had enough yet?

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Sexy Valentine's Day, Arrogant Biker, New WHITESNAKE and FOO FIGHTERS, Old VINNIE VINCENT, Angie Savage in a TuTu

To hell with Valentine's Day... we just found out that it's Mistress Day!:

What a wonderful concept! Now go get yourself a mistress. Or wait until next year, Chesterfield.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your breath. Sheesh, go gargle)

Mee the world's most arrogant biker and the world's most irritated police officer:

How the HELL is going to talk his way out of this one.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your work ethic, lazy bones)


Say, whose massive cleavage is this? (Drunken Stepfather)



101 Singles with 101 Great Date Ideas -- Proof that all the good ones aren't taken (How About We)

Nessa is Nice and Nekkid (FreakShow Planet)

2011 Valentine's Day Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

Jessica Lynn is Just Awesome (z0d)

Jaime Michelle is Jammed into a tight outfit...just barely an outfit (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only woman that has something nice to say to you is that hooker you visit every week.)

Grammys? Shmammmies! Who needs 'em when you have a new WHITESNAKE video:

Is it just us, or does David Coverdale look more and more like an old lady?

Speaking of videos, FOO FIGHTERS recruited God, err... Lemmy from MOTORHEAD... for their latest old-school-looking video:

Who would win in a fight? Lemmy or God? HA! trick question. Lemmy IS God!

and just because we LOOOOOVE tooling on Vinnie Vincent, here's an extended Vinnie solo from March, 1984:

Apparently, one of Vinnie's most wonderful (sarcasm intended) was his inability to stop soloing during his time with KISS. Paul Stanley used to get majorly pissed off.

as long as we're talking about KISS, check out what CURRENT guitarist Tommy Thayer was doing in Las Vegas with STEEL PANTHER:

Oddly enough, he was playing "Lick it Up", which was released during the Vinnie Vincent era of KISS. Of COURSE we worked Vinnie in AGAIN. Why WOULDN'T we?

From big-ass bands, we saunter over to blondes with big asses:

Check out the outfit that Angie Savage is wearing:

Pigtails? Pink tutu and a leather corset? Perhaps she's dressing that way specifically so she can get rid of that oddball outfit.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is our way of saying "We love you"... now scram!

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Man Ruins Car Hood, PRIEST Trailer, Scarlett Johansson posing for MANGO, EXODUS and the Toxic Waltz, LYNCH MOB does DOKKEN, Mary Carey, Angie Savage, and Jenni Lee all do Naked

It's one of a handful of warm days, so why not head to the beach and pick up a sexy, lost, lonesome, MILF, bring her back to your place, and make her some iced tea:

and by 'Make her some iced tea' we mean get her liquored up and toss her around a motel room for a while. Her kids will find their way home... hopefully. Worry about YOU.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)

A man steps off a city bus with his head firmly planted up his ass...

...and ruins the paint job on a fancy sports car convertible. Nice going, mister.

Does Paul Bettany LOVE playing angst-ridden religious characters? (Davinci Code, Legion)

Here comes another one in PRIEST.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Scarlett Johansson posing for MANGO (Drunken Stepfather)

But what you really want to see is... Scarlett Johansson's Boobs and Butt Shaking around on film... Damn you, Ryan Reynolds!

Best Birthday Cake EVER (Dave and Thomas)

Amber Jay has a badass back tattoo, but you can't see it until she pops lifts up her lingerie (Freakshow Planet)

The Office: Season 6 - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Blake Rose really likes being naked and playing with her pink taco (z0d)

10 Steps To Dominating The Marriage Killer Known As Fantasy Football (UPROXX)

Ash Hollywood Fellates the luckiest banana EVER (Dailyniner)

House Guests: What Would George Clooney Do? (Ask Men)

Teri Hatcher's Swimsuit Snapshots (Too Fab)

2010 SpoCom Hawaii - Booth Babes, Promo Models, Go-Go Dancers & Girls Galore (Sub5Zero)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)

The next time you're at a wedding, ask Grandma if she wants to do the 'Toxic Waltz':

Then throw on the EXODUS song. She'll shit her adult diapers.

OK, so George Lynch, who used to be in DOKKEN, and is now touring clubs with LYNCH MOB is playing DOKKEN covers:

It's the whole "playing clubs" thing we can't get over. Maybe it's time to take up bricklaying.

Saaay, who's that hanging outside the welfare office? Oh wait, that's not the welfare office. It's the free clinic.

Our favorite ditzy blond Mary Carey gets all horny when she rides her porch swing:

So of COURSE she has to pull out the biggest rubber dildo she can find. Why judge? We do the same thing.

Speaking of ditzy blondes, busty blond Angie Savage has a sequined skin-tight dress on (definition of 'class', incidentally):

She pulls that sucker out and cozies up to a very lonely vibrator. YES, vibrators get lonely. Sheesh. Where have YOU been?

From blondes to brunettes, we shift over to Nashville native Jenni Lee, who looks amazing in fishnets and heels:

However, she looks even MORE amazing OUT of them. Nude southern chicks RULE. That's in the Bible somewhere.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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Wacky Woman Witness, New 'BURIED' trailer, Axl storms off stage AGAIN, Awesome Acoustic Metallica, Sara Stone & Kelly Madison Topless, Angie Savage has her fingers in her mouth

It's the end of the week, and the start of a long-as-hell weekend (for some) so spend it with an experienced older woman you barely know messing up a hotel room... and we don't mean dropping candy on the floor, either

Silly boy, adultery is for adults. Stealing your parents' smut is for kids. Yeah, we're a wonderful influence

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as horrible as the situation you're about to find yourself in, drunkard. Vaya con Dios!)

A Gas station convenience store in Kansas City was almost robbed the other day:

...but the most interesting part of the story was this whacked-out lady who told her story to KMBC Channel 9.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Because it's our God-given right, we're going to plug this one more time It's the first original animation from the fine folks at gear-logo central...FOUNDRYTOONS... or FMTOONS for short

Meet Fuzz Buttrock and Hooks the Gorilla in Episode 1: Kitty Littered!

You can also watch it on YouTube


and because we're just SO...GODDAMN...TALENTED, let's give it up one more time for RETOOLED!

Thanks to our production genius buddy Rich DeCicco and guitar virtuoso Rob Balducci, We present to you RETOOLED - totally revamped versions of those classic FOUNDRY songs.


See? We even updated the cover art... now click it!


Whose fantastic ass could this be in some movie we've never heard of? (Drunken Stepfather)

We promise we won't ruin it by saying something like "Good luck Chuck" or "Fantastic 4"... oh no. We wrecked it again

Ten TV Shows You Never Knew Existed (Gunaxin)

Diana Dagota. Sounds Exotic. Looks Erotic. We're Psychotic. (Freakshow Planet)

Fall Movie Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Simona is all about cleanliness. Here she is, taking a shower. outside. with people watching (z0d)

Brandon Jennings Goes All Ga-Ga [Video] (The Hoop Doctors)

Oh Jessica Marie, Why Won't you look at me. Oh that's right. You're hot. (Dailyniner)

The Man Who Licked Princess Leia: An Interview With Jabba the Hutt Puppeteer Toby Philpott (inside Movies)

Facebook Founder Whines About His Privacy, Poor Baby (Gamma Squad)

When Stallone Met Twitter - Part 2 (Film Drunk)

Hilarious STFU Jesus Motivational Comics (Fork Party)

Ten Import Models to Look Out for at Car Shows This Year (Sub5Zero)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're about to wreck the ONE semi-solid relationship you still have in your life)

Hey Look! Axl Rose and GUNS N' ROSES walked out on stage late...AGAIN. Fans threw bottes...AGAIN...

Aaaand Axl had a fit and stormed off stage...AGAIN.

This husky fella is Russian guitarist Igor Presnyakov:

He's playing the most baddest-ass version of METALLICA's "Fade To Black" you'll ever hear.

From friggin' amazing guitar players to fokkered up film trailers

Here's the new trailer for the Ryan Reynolds claustrophobia-fest BURIED:

If you're not fond of tight spaces, this movie should have you hyperventilating in NO time.

Don't you go anywhere, madam! We have BOOBIES to show you!

Breastacular Kelly Madison and Sara Stone do their civic duty and haul out their huge boobs:

You can watch the full scene in the epic film Big Natural Titties 5 - on DVD, of course.

Young, impressionable busty blond Angie Savage is home, all alone, jamming her fingers down her throat:

Goodness golly, we hope she's not bulimic. Oh wait. She's not. We're completely missing the point.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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Spider-Man Arrested in Australia, Mystery MILF Boobs, DISTURBED makes Gorilla Noises, JANES ADDICTION in New Orleans, Angie Savage and her tight bra, Karina Hart's Boob Mold, Shione Cooper Plays Topless Pool

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as horrible as the situation you're about to find yourself in, drunkard. Vaya con Dios!)

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, gets arrested like no one can:

Alain Robert should reallly invest in a Spider-Man costume if he's gonna do shit like this, you know.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

and once again with the congratulatory patting-ourselves-on-the-back shit...

Thanks to our production genius buddy Rich DeCicco and guitar virtuoso Rob Balducci, We present to you RETOOLED - totally revamped versions of those classic FOUNDRY songs.


See? We even updated the cover art... now click it!


Whose bra-less MILF boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

No hints this time. You guess on your own... nope, we're not going to mention "Invisible Woman" or "Shitty Dane Cook Movie about a guy named Chuck". Dammit! Did it again.

Real Fun with Fake Weed (The Smoking Jacket)

Lori Michaels...looks REALLY familiar. can't place her (z0d)

Blast from the Past Girl Next Door: Sara (Bullz-Eye)

Animated GIF Of Jenni "JWoww" Farley Squeezing Her Boobs (Warming Glow)

PLAYBOY's Jessica Marie is showing off her bare bottom (Dailyniner)

Adorable Tiny Predator Found In Luggage and Other Animal News (UPROXX)

When Good Cartoons Go Bad (Gunaxin)

Cute Missing Pet Posters (Fork Party)

Man Blows Himself Up Trying To Kill a Spider (Noob Dad)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're about to wreck the ONE semi-solid relationship you still have in your life)

You really have to hand it to DISTURBED (on tour now - click for tix):

They managed to make Gorilla noises radio-friendly, and that kids... ain't easy. Go see DISTURBED live, dag nabbit

Incidentally, the new DISTURBED albbum - 'Asylum' is available NOW! We got it. We dig it. You should have it. Go. Now. Get it!

The guys in JANE's ADDICTION have a new DVD available and as one might expect, it's kinda quirky:

It was also taped before Duff McKagan joined the band so Check it out HERE

From Arena Rock to Areolas... eh? Nice transition, right?

This, ladies and gentlemen, is Angie Savage and she's having a hell of a time feeling comfy in that tight red bra of hers:

Thankfully, bras come off easily and she can show off the badass wings she has on her back...and that was totally NOT our motivation for posting the clip.

Why in God's name is Karina Hart getting a mold made of her huge boobs?

because somewhere, someone is going to want a latex, plaster, or gummi-bear mold of Karina Hart's Huge Tits

How is sexy busty Czech babe Shione Cooper going to make a lonely game of pool more interesting?

She's going to play pool topless, that's how. It would certainly keep US interested...and we fucking HATE pool.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.