Weird Japanese Commercial, FM TOONS: Episode 1, Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini, BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, DISTURBED, and HALFORD all LIVE, Alanah Rae, Faye Valentine, Gracie Glam are all NAKED

Woo Labor Day (for those of you in the U.S., that is) for everyone else, it's time to send your weekend companion home... and don't forget to get her cell number.

She'll go home smelling like hotel room soap and mouthwash, because you don't want anyone knowing what you did with her. Adultery. It's for adults, you know.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)

Japanese commercials have historically always been strange:

However, this clip for Fuji Kyu Highland Amusement park is the weirdest one EVER.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

..and because we can't seem to get enough of our own talented asses
It's the first original animation from the fine folks at gear-logo central...FOUNDRYTOONS... or FMTOONS for short

Meet Fuzz Buttrock and Hooks the Gorilla in Episode 1: Kitty Littered!

You can also watch it on YouTube



Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini? *Drool* (Drunken Stepfather)

Which is almost as good as Kate Beckinsale OUT of a Bikini... aaand *fall down*

The Sexy Women of Machete (FunnyCrave)

Amanda Wright has all the right parts in all the right places (Freakshow Planet)

'Movie Review: The American' (Bullz-Eye)

Ava Milano is wrapped in tight denim... but not for very long (z0d)

I Now Pronounce you Seahawk and Wife (The Pigskin Doctors)

Ashlynn Brooke is busting out of her bright blue bikini (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)

You know, a sober ZAKK WYLDE is a more gooder guitar playing ZAKK WYLDE:

Stillborn, bitches!

and over here, there's Ten Thousand Fists in Atlanta pumping along to DISTURBED's 'Ten Thousand Fists':

Get it? Ten thousand people? ten thouand fists? Well, actually, it would be Twenty thousand fists... ehh, we got nothing.

Incidentally, the new DISTURBED albbum - 'Asylum' is available NOW! We got it. We dig it. You should have it. Go. Now. Get it!

Mom? Who's that man with all the leather and chains with the high pitched voice?

It's ROB HALFORD, damn you! Now finish your oatmeal and get the ball gag out of the sock drawer.

and now we segue into... boobies! (Gee. Who saw THAT coming?)

Boob-tastic Alanah Rae needs to get laid needs to get laid (Hey, that rhymes!):

Even if she has to nail her husband's best friend while he's passed out. Yeah, you're going to have to suspend disbelief a little.

Hiney-rific young brunette Gracie Glam is showing off her goods in a pink bikini:

but the cameraman won't stop yammering. Thank GOD she looks amazing in a pink bikini... otherwise we'd be out of this one.

Fair-skinned redhead Faye Valentine rids herself of her pesky, cumbersome lingerie:

...and proceeds to show off the puffiest pair of nips you'll ever see. A definite reconsideration for you who aren't too fond of redheads.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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