Awful Lake Placid 3 trailer, Mystery Nips, Welcome Back LIMP BIZKIT, ANVIL rocks the Dildo, Jesse Jane Montage, Donna Bell and her itchy Bikini

Psst. You, over there... take a good look at the ass on the lady standing in front of you

Married, Shmarried. Conk her fella over the head and give her a good Rogering. You see, 'Rogering' is an old Hebrew word for 'Bunghole Adventuring'

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)

The trailer for LAKE PLACID 3 will have you rooting for the dipshit-teenager-eating crocodile.

UNCENSORED trailer, we might add. See? That's an UNCENSORED shitty-CGI crocodile. You're WELCOME.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Whose rock-hard nips could THESE be? (Drunken Stepfather)

You know what? we're not even gonna wreck it for ya. We're gonna make you guess... and her boobs looked great in "Devil's Advocate"

Hamptons Partyers Hear Dennis Rodman Having Sex (The Hoop Doctors)

Bailey Rose ...has a really nice nose...and ass and boobs (Freakshow Planet)

The Office: Season 6 - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Brynn Tyler is playing with herself poolside. Because she SHOULD (z0d)

Best Getaway Vehicles for Pulling a Heist (Sub5Zero)

Lindsay Marie is all bent over, showcasing her outstanding dumper (Dailyniner)

10 Artists Who’ll Never Come Back (Smoking Section)

Ouch: 'Amazing Race' Contestant Takes Watermelon To The Face (Warming Glow)

16 Pictures Of People Getting Hit In The Face With Balls (Banned In HollyWood)

The Seven Worst Types of College Professors (BroBible)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)

Woo! LIMP BIZKIT is back, bitches! Everybody break stuff! Or don't. It's your mess.

Oddly, the band is out on tour promoting an album that hasn't been released yet. Aren't you supposed to release the thing and THEN tour? Just sayin.

Moving over to Seattle we see Lips from Canadian legends ANVIL rockin' a vibrator better than Jenna Jameson on her best day:

Mmmm... Jenna Jameson. Someone said Anvil, or something...before... right?

But wait! There's More! You pay the shipping and we'll send YOU the boobies absolutely FREE!

Is there anyone who DOESN'T know who adult starlet Jesse Jane is?

How could you not? We interviewed her seven years ago after her first video. Goddamn, was it THAT long ago?

Romanians women don't like bikinis. Just ask Donna Bell, the Romanian woman who can't wait to get out of hers

and once she's naked, she makes a lonely vibrator feel happy. Yes. Vibrators have feelings too.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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